-chapter one-point-five-
Shiki
So. It was finally my turn to be 'assessed' by the doctor. And I wasn't so sure whether I was going to enjoy it.
(… Well, he was pretty cute…)
"Hi!" Cue cutesy grin.
Scratch what I thought previously. Was he mentally retarded? Akira – that was his name, right? – beamed at me.
"Shiki, right? Well, I'm Akira!" Huh. I was right. He was mentally retarded. He looked as if he were thinking hard. "Um… You're twenty-four. Four years older than me." He muttered the last bit, unaware that I could hear him.
One of the perks that came with my… Previous 'profession', I guess.
"What do you want?" I asked.
Akira looked slightly uncertain then. "What's your favourite colour?"
… He wasn't being serious, right?
"You're fucking joking."
"I'm not! Really- what's your favourite colour?" He seemed to grow fucking puppy eyes, batting his eyelashes at me in a disgustingly cute way. "Tell me?"
Of course, I wasn't affected by them, being the cold bastard I was. "No fucking way."
I suddenly felt the urge to punch him. Somehow, and in any way. Maybe across the eyes so that he doesn't look at me with them! His eyes promptly became bigger, more sparkly, and goddamned blue.
"Why not?" Akira whined.
I sneered. "You're retarded."
Akira's lip wobbled. It fucking wobbled.
"I'm not a retard!"
I resisted the urge to crush his head.
"Black."
He looked confused, his head tilting to one side like a fucking puppy. "Black?"
"My favourite fucking colour!" I snapped. What the hell was his problem? He asks me one thing, and he doesn't even acknowledge that I've answered him!
Akira's eyes widened, and he suddenly grinned. "Mine's silver!"
… Like I give a shit. I scowled. "What the hell is wrong with you?"
He looked confused. "What's wrong with me? Did I do something?"
I gripped him by the throat, pushing him against the wall. "Don't you know who I am?" I glared at him. I slowly began to add pressure onto his trachea, feeling the cartilage under my fingers began to collapse.
He choked something out. Something like my name.
What the hell.
-x-
Note: well, since I had this MAJORRRRRRR author's block for this story, I decided to put this omake in! :D I hope you enjoyed this~
