Poker face- A sasuSaku fanfic

by UchihaSaNin

I do not own Naruto.


Sakura Haruno, unlike her widely known shishou, was not a gambler.

She didn't like to take chances.

Didn't like the risk.

Or the odds.

But damned if she did, damned if she didn't.

But tonight, the one thing that she was risking was her team mates' lives.

And 400 yen.

And her modesty was also in question.

Her brow furrowed in concentration. No matter how many times Kakashi, Sai, Naruto or even Sasuke tried to explain how to play poker, she still didn't get it. Counting the cards, taking the risk of upping your bet, holding a poker face so no one could read your thoughts and call your bluff.

Sasuke kept leaning toward her, still managing to keep some a respectable distance between them, and would whisper to her what she could do with the hand she was delt.

Being clad in only her lacy, red and black plaid bra and panties did NOT help matters in the least. She could have kicked herself for agreeing to Naruto and Kakashi's terms on joining them at the table after lunch. Each hand a play lost, they also lost an article of clothing. Naruto was nearly as naked as she, down to his boxers, and she just knew (Don't ask how) that he wore no tighty whities under them. Sasuke had lost his shirt, and Kakashi, amazingly was still fully clothed. Sai was already out of the game, naked as the day he was born.

Sakura could sense the possessiveness that seemed to fill the air with tension. That feeling came from Sasuke Uchiha. Every time he would lean over her, his hand would touch the skin of her waist, just above her hip, ever, ever so softly, making her break out in goosebumps. He told her time and time again what to play, but all she could concentrate on was his seemingly innocent hand. And the way his breath fanned over her bare neck.

"Sakura..." Kakashi said, eyeing her over his hand of cards with a lazy eye. "You're just as bad, if not worse, than Tsunade-Sama."

Sakura's head hung in embarrassment. "I know..." Sasuke gave a muffled snigger beside her, and Naruto threw down his hand in frustration at his turn.

"I give! I can't get a good hand if my life depended on it!" And with that scream of frustration, down went those baby blue boxers. Sakura shrieked, and ducked behind her hand of cards. Naruto threw himself back into his chair, and angrily crossed his arms over his chest.

"At least Sakura-chan beat me. That's saying something." He glowered down at the table, and Looked up at Sasuke. "You two are so cheating. S'no fair you two have the Sharingan."

"Tch." Sasuke laid his hand down on the table. Five cards, all consecutive numbers.

"Hm." Kakashi thought for a moment, then sighed. "You win I guess."

he tossed his cards, revealing two pair. Two kings, and various other cards.

Sasuke looked to Sakura, smirking, and her face flamed. She pouted as she held her cards out, revealing a high queen.

"Haha." Sai leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms behind his head in satisfaction. Naruto blushed as Sakura reached for the clasp at the small of her back, but was mortified when she fond someone's hand already there.

Sasuke Uchiha's hand.

Before she could stop him, her bra seemed to fly across the room, smacking Sai in the face, who fell backwards, off of his chair, screaming about being hit in the left eye and ugly coodies. Kakashi stood up, not even bothering to look at Sakura's state of undress, and removed his mask as he walked off. No one paid him any mind for a few seconds, until Sakura covered her breasts, then everyone looked over to the copy nin, their jaws dropping as their his handsome visage drew their interest.

"Here." Sasuke held out his white, sleeveless hakama. "Wear this...Since Naruto seems to have...confiscated your clothing."

Sakura's eye twitched, and she snatched his shirt from his hand, while covering her bare breasts with her arm. She managed to disappear from Naruto's living room pretty quickly, using the distraction of Kakashi's face being uncovered. She shoved it over her head, and let the soft, satin like cloth settle over her skin as she shoved her arms through the armholes. She stood in the bathroom with the door open, with Sasuke standing just outside, leaning against the door.

"Don't ever...ever...let me get bribed into another poker game with any of you creeps." She seethed, and she tried to pull the hakama down further over her thighs, hoping it would reach her knees. It covered her chest, torso, hips, and thighs. She breathed a sigh of releif. Sasuke was silent. "Not that I am bashful...s'not like they haven't seen me naked before...I mean Kakashi's had to perform first aide treatment on me many times before..."

"Sakura."

"Huh?"

Sasuke peeked around the bathroom door, scowling. "You're babbling."

"Oh." She blushed furiously, and looking down at her bare feet as she curled her toes in embarrassment. "So-"

"Don't." He walked in, and while she sputtered in astonishment, he shoved her against the sink. He pulled her up against him, setting her on top of the porcelain, letting her body slide embarrassingly close against his own naked torso. He spread her legs, settling his hips between her thighs, and stopped her protests by closing his mouth over hers.

The last thing she remembered was the sound of the door getting slammed shut with his foot.

Naruto tilted his head at the sound of a slightly high pitched moan. He looked around for a few seconds, and Sai fixed him with a curious stare.

"What is it, dickless?"

"W-where are Sasuke and Sakura?" He stood up quickly, and smacked himself in the head. "They're making it in my bathroom! Hey, Bastard!" He quickly ran out of the room.

He wouldn't be able to stop them anyway. So he grabbed a camera.


Hahaha...r/r! updating Moonlight Rhapsody next. :] just been really really really busy lately. forgive me for the late update.

UchihaSaNin