Is what's happening only in Sam's head or is it on his head?

Author's note: Here is chapter 2 of this cracktastic adventure that has taken root in my sick and twisted mind. I hope you enjoy. This chapter is kind of slow but gets you set up for what comes next. I hope you enjoy.


The Case of the Ghostly Head Lice – Chapter 2

"Sammy, wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey."

"Ugh…"

"Dude, get your ass up, we gotta go."

"Uhm…" came the sound as Sam rolled over on his back and blinked up at the dingy ceiling. "What time is it?"

"It's half past get your ass up."

Sam just glares at Dean.

"It's 7:30, okay?"

"That's better. Did you get breakfast?"

"Yeah, I brought the princess some food. Bacon and egg biscuits and hashbrowns."

"Dude, we eat anymore hashbrowns and we will turn into hashbrowns."

"Says you. I personally think hashbrowns are food of the gods."

"You would."

"So, Sammy, what the hell is going on with you lately?"

"I don't know what you are talking about."

"Don't play dumb with me man, I know that something is going on in that freaky head of your."

"More like on." Sam mumbles and hopes that Dean didn't hear him.

"What did you just say?"

"Nothing."

"I could have sworn you said ON your head. What in the hell does that mean Sammy?"

"It's Sam and it doesn't mean anything. Just drop it."

"I thought I made myself clear last night that we were going to talk about this, this morning, well it is morning, so start talking geek boy."

"It's nothing really."

"Well if it is nothing, then why don't you share it with me?"

"Because honestly, I don't hardly believe it myself."

"Don't believe what?"

"It's hard to explain."

"Well, give it a shot."

"I think I have something in my hair."

"What do you mean, I don't see anything."

"I mean something LIVING in my hair."

"WHAT?"

"His name is Garknar and he tells me he lives in my hair."

Did you call me Sam?

"What the f… is a Garknar? What in the hell are you talking about?"

"No I didn't call you."

"Your talking to him/it right now aren't you Sammy?"

'"It's Sam dammit, how many times do I have to tell you and yes I was speaking to Garknar."

Have you figured out your message to your loyal subjects yet Sam?

"No I don't know what to tell them yet, I will have to let you know. I am currently talking to my brother Dean so we will have to talk later."

Oh, you have a brother too. Mine is named Flancan. He is my older brother.

"Dean is my older brother too."

While Sam appears to be talking to himself, Dean stands idly by and waits for an opportunity to question Sam further. Maybe the hunt has finally gotten to him and he is hearing voices. Dean doesn't know what to make of their latest predicament.

Tell your brother Dean I said hello and I will talk with you soon Sam.

"Okay Garknar, I'll talk to you soon."

Sam then turns to look at Dean and sees his eyebrows are clear up to the middle of his forehead. His eyes have that deer in the headlights look and you can tell he is thinking too hard by the look on his face.

"Dude, are you done conversing with the little thing that lives in your hair now?"

"His name is Garknar and he said to tell you hello."

"Oh, how civil of him to wish me a fine how do you do. What the f… is wrong with you? There is no such thing as what-the-hell-ever you are talking about."

"I don't know what he is, just that he has lived in my hair for 47, make that 48 blitherins or days to you and me. He says he is one of 87 that live, work, and play in my hair. I've never seen him but he has been talking to me since yesterday."

Dean just stares at his brother for a minute.

"Dean, please say something."

Dean continues to stare.

"I knew I should have kept this to myself. You are probably plotting which looney bin to call, aren't you?"

"Sammy, I don't know what to say, you tell me you are hearing a voice of an invisible 'being' that lives in your hair and you expect me to act how?"

"I don't know really, I guess I was just hoping you would believe me."

"What kinds of thinks does this Garnik say to you?"

"It's Garknar and he tells me that I am their god and that I protect them and provide for his village. He also wants me to give him a message to relay to the people, because apparently, they don't believe that he is really talking to me."

"Well, isn't that just freaking hilarious? They don't believe you exist and I don't believe they exist. Isn't that just a kick in the teeth?"

"Dean, when have I ever lied to you?"

"Never Sammy, it is just hard to believe what you are telling me. That's all."

"Maybe we should call Bobby, see if he has ever heard of such a thing."

"I am going to leave that to you to do. I don't want to be on the other end of the phone when you tell him, but I wouldn't mind being in the same room, just to hear his reaction." Dean says while smirking at his little brother. "Now let's eat breakfast before it gets cold."

"Good plan, I am starving."


"Bobby?"

"Yeah?"

"It's Sam. We have a bit of a situation and could use your expertise."

"Sammy, dude, you are the one with the situation, don't pull me into this mess." Dean interjects.

"What seems to be the problem Sam?"

"Well, I don't really know how to tell you this…"

"Just spit it out boy."

"I have been hearing the voice of something that claims to be living in my hair. He says I am their god and that I provide and protect them. He says he is one of 87 that live in my hair and that he has been there for 48 days. Bobby, I don't know what he is or how to get rid of him. I need your help."

Silence greets Sam on the other end of the line.

"Bobby, you still there?"

"Yeah, just taking in everything you said. Seems to me I remember reading something a long time ago about this. Give me some time to look through some things and I will give you a call back when I find something."

"Thanks Bobby. I really appreciate any help you can offer."

"So, what did Bobby say?"

"He said he remembers reading something somewhere a long time ago and is going to try and look it up."

"He didn't think you were completely nuts and laugh you off the phone?"

"No Dean, unlike you, Bobby believed me when I told him what was wrong."

"But dude, you gotta admit the entire thing sounds crazy, even by our standards."

"I know, but it's true. I am going to take a shower while we wait to hear back from Bobby."

"Ok Sam, just save me some hot water, and try not to drown your little friends."


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