LM Simpson's tidbits (A/N): (BTW, this isn't a new formatting; this is just for this collection at the moment…)

Some of you must be wondering just what the heck this is. I won't be able to explain this in one note (it will probably get too long, you see,) but I'll say this: this "fic" is about random little moments concerning all sorts of characters in the Monster Allergy universe. Some will be (somewhat) funny; others sad, and some just plain weird. The only thing these really share, of course, is their brevity; is anyone needs any explaining, just comment along with your review and I'll gladly answer them on my LJ when I get enough or so.

Enjoy!

King Purrcy's Brief Reign

A drabble by LM Simpson

Disclaimer: I think we got the idea by now, huh?

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"Purrcy, Purrcy… Wake up, your highness!"

The fat cat yawned and opened his eyes. He was in his bed chamber, on a king-sized bed with huge, soft pillows and blankets. On his head was a gold crown and a red cape around his neck.

Elena, his best and favorite servant, smiled. "How are you doing, your highness?" she asked, placing a saucer of milk and a bowl of cat food, both bejeweled, before him.

Purrcy contently lapped the milk as Elena got on the bed and started brushing him. Oh, he sure loved being king! He began purring.

"Oh, you like that, huh? Well you're going to feel even better after your royal flea bath!"

He stopped drinking and meowed weakly.

"I think it's ready now! Come on, King Purrcy!" She picked up his royal feline highness, who buried his front claws into the bedding and struggled to get out of her hold. He did not want to be king anymore!

In the real world, Elena looked down at her pet. He was rolling around the carpet swatting and screeching in his sleep.

"Oh, no!" she yelled. "My poor baby! I should've never let you near that catnip again!"

THE END

A/N: I know, I know, the ending was pretty stupid, but… I couldn't really think of anyway to end it… You gotta admit it, though, Elena sure loves Purrcy…Thanks for reading, by the way.

Bye, y'all!

LM Simpson