Karaoke with the Cullens - Chapter 2
Previously
Carlisle: Well, I don't know what to say. You are definitely still human, though you will have an even more beautiful voice when you are one of us. I'm wondering to change you right now. (Surprisingly, Edward didn't object)
Alice: That can come later. Who's going next?
Bella's Point of View
Me: I volenteer Emmett!
Emmett: Aw, man! At least let me do it as a duet too! (I nodded and gestured for him to continue)
Jasper?
Jasper: . . . (Emmett turned pleading eyes on him)
Alright, but remember I love Alice. You and I are totally different.
Emmett: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
(I grabbed the remote before he could get it.)
Me: You picked my song, so I'm gonna pick yours.
(I scrolled through the lists of songs until I found one I found suitable. I giggled as I selected Grease Lightning and the music started.)
Emmett: My God, Bella! And you say I have a bad taste in music.
Me: Just sing it! It won't kill you!
Emmett: (with a sigh) Why this car is automatic
Jasper: It's systematic
Emmett: It's hydromatic
Jasper: Why it's Grease lightning!
(I began to laugh so hard that Edward had to hold me up. Jasper sounded like a real rock punk, and Emmett sounded like a girl. It was like Sandy was singing instead of a guy.)
Emmett: We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
Jasper: Keep talking whoa keep talking
Emmett: A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I could hardly understand anything they were saying through my laughter. I was laughing so much that it hurt. Edward had to sit me down.)
(I was still in hysterics when they finished the song.)
Me: Encore! Encore! (I was spluttering on my giggles.)
Jasper: Calm down, Bella. (I took a deep breath and nodded.)
Me: Can I choose the song again?
Emmett: (rolling his eyes) Sure, Bella. Whatever you like.
(I scrolled through the list of songs again until I came to Summer Nights. Jasper looked horrified as he started to sing.)
Jasper: Summer loving, had me a blast
Emmett: Summer loving, happened so fast
Jasper: I met a girl crazy for me (Jasper's face was truly scared now. Emmett was beginning to look at him all dough-eyed.)
Edward's Point of View
(Jasper looked horrified as he saw Emmett stare at him with dough-eyes.)
Emmett: Met a boy cute as can be
(Jasper - Oh, please, no! Emmett's starting to act gay on me!)
Emmett and Jasper: Summer days drifting away, to oh oh the summer nights
Jasper: Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Emmett: Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?
Jasper: She swam by me, she got a cramp
Emmett: He ran by me, got my suit damp
(Emmett - Wow. Jasper looks and sounds really fit when he sings.)
(I felt like I was going to puke. No one else knew how lucky they were that they couldn't hear their thoughts. I wonder what Bella is thinking. . .)
Bella's Point of View
(I saw Edward clear his throught next to me. I wonder what's up. He looked like he was going to puke. Vampires can't puke, can they?)
Jasper: I saved her life, she nearly drowned
Emmett: He showed off, splashing around
Emmett and Jasper: Summer sun, something's begun, but oh oh the summer nights
(Wow. Emmett really did sound like Sandy. Maybe he should enter a talent show for the most unpredictable voice. He'd definitely win.)
Edward's Point of View
Emmett: Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Jasper: Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put a fight?
(Emmett - I can't believe I'm actually singing with Jasper. I mean, he is like a wartime hero. If he didn't have Alice, I'd have him.)
(I swollowed again. I couldn't puke, but it felt like I would. I decided to listen to Jasper's thoughts instead. They ought to be cleaner.)
(Jasper - I need to get out of here. Emmett is totally falling for me. I mean, I love him as a brother, not a lover.)
(I swallowed again. Bella looked up at me, her face concerned. She seemed to be having a good time. Maybe I could blank the others out from me head for this song. . .)
(Emmett - Jasper, you are mine. I don't care about Rosalie, she's just a prop. I'm having you, and I'm having you tonight.)
(I took my arm away from Bella's waist and began to walk away.)
Bella: Where are you going? (I had my hand on the door.)
Me: To get some peace and quiet. It's too noisy here. (I closed the door behind me and ran as fast as I could from the house, running away from Emmett and his disgusting thoughts.)
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