Chapter Two: A Bad Day to be The Keybearer

"Good mourning class." said Xemnas.

"Oh god why the heck is he teaching this class, and in a sweater vest to boot." thought Sora, noting the tacky sweater vest Xemnas was wearing over his shirt.

"Today we will be studying Mark Twain's famous book, the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. But because of the CUUURSSSEEED FOOOLS on the school board we don't have enough books, so you will have to share them two to a book." said Xemnas and the class groaned.

Xemnas began to pass out the books, but when he reached where Sora and Riku were something strange happened. He stared at Sora as if remembering something, and from the look on his face it was not pleasant. Xemnas quickly shook off this feeling and went back to handing out the books. Sora sat there in confusion at what had just happened.

"Ok, that was weird, well weirder at least. What the heck was he staring at me for?" thought Sora.

Sora could not find an answer to this question and decided to think about it later. Sora came out of his thoughts and looked around to see that the other students were already reading and were paired off. There was no one next to him that was free except…

"Hey Sora, want to share my book?" said Riku, holding the book lazily in his hands and trying to look attractive.

"Why me? Why?" thought Sora to himself.

Seeing no other choose and not wanting to bring down Xemnas' wrath in case he still had his powers, Sora reluctantly moved his desk over to Riku's so he could see the book. As they read Sora noticed that Riku seemed to looking more at him then the book they were supposed to be reading.

"Uh Riku, why are you staring at me?" said Sora, slightly unnerved by the love sick stare Riku was giving him.

"I can't help it, your just so kawaii." said Riku.

"Ka-what?" said Sora.

"Kawaii, it means cute, don't be such a Baka." said Sora.

"Uh, ok." said Sora, not wanting to make Riku use anymore confusing words.

"You Know, I would love to make out with you right now." said Riku.

"Riku! That's wrong, there are people here." whispered Sora.

"I know, that's why I'm only going to try to make out with you, we can do more…personal things later, alone." said Riku.

Sora tried to hold down his lunch as he gussed what "personal things" might be. He may have gotten only a basic idea of the birds and the bees from his parents, but he could guess what Riku meant. Then out of nowhere Riku pinched Sora on the ass.

"Riku, don't do that!" said Sora, really ticked at increasingly ex-best friend.

"Sorry, my hand slipped, he he." said Riku.

The rest of the class continued on that vein, with Riku trying to touch and/or flirt with Sora and Sora trying to stay as far from him as he could. What really worried Sora was that no one, not even the supposed teacher, Xemnas, noticed what Riku was doing. Forty-five minutes later the class ended and it was time for the next class, science. (AN: guess whose going to be teaching that class!)

"Riku, did you say something?" asked Sora.

"No, why do you ask?" said Riku.

"I thought I heard a voice shouting, guess whose going to be teaching that class." said Sora.

"You're acting weird today Sora, now come one we have to get to class." said Riku as he dragged Sora along.

So Riku once again had dragged Sora to their next class. As they entered Sora noticed that Axel, Roxas and Demyx were in this class with him as well. Also another Nobody was teaching the class, another one from Jiminy's journal, by the name of Vexen. For some reason he looked like a creepy mad scientist, and when he greeted the class he knew why.

"Good mourning class, I hope all of your rested well, Mwhaha!" said Vexen, adding an unnerving laugh at the end.

"Uh Riku, does he always act like that?" whispered Riku.

"Yeah, but don't let it bother you its nothing." Assured Riku, but Sora was not so sure.

"And what do you two boys find more intresting then my class, hmm?" said Vexen as he suddenly appeared between the two boys.

Sora was so shocked by this he screamed and fell out of his chair. Riku on the other hand sat there like a rock.

"B-but you were on the other side of the classroom, how did you get behind us?" asked Sora, he could have sworn Vexen was nowhere near them a second ago and he had heard no dark portals opening, I mean those are hard to miss.

"I have my ways, now will you two pay attention to my lecture or will I have to assign one of my "special" detentions?" said Vexen.

"No sir, that will not be necessary." said Riku.

Vexen looked to Sora who just weakly nodded his head and then Vexen left to begin the class. Sora got off the ground and sat next to Riku, still shaken from the experience.

"Don't cross Mr. Vexen Sora, you don't want one of his "special" detentions." said Riku.

"Do I want to know why?" asked Sora.

"No, you don't." said Riku.

"Is that talking I hear?" said Vexen, his head seeming to turn 180 degrees.

Sora quickly clammed up after that, not wanting to invoke the wrath of the creepy magical teleporting teacher and his "special" detention. Suddenly out of nowhere there was a knock at the door. The door opened to reveal the oddest looking girl Sora had ever seen. She had blue and pink hair with little heart hairclips and were those…sparkles floating around her head? The second she entered the room all the boys got a weird love sick look on there faces, even Riku. (AN: Oh! I wonder who she is? She's so hot and cute!)

"There's that voice again." Thought Sora, noting it sounded sort of like a girls

"Hello, may I help you?" said Vexen.

"Yes, I was told to come here by the office." said the girl.

"Ok, what is your name?" said Vexen, sounding bored with the whole thing.

"My name is Crystal Roxana Star Moonbeam Heart." said the girl.

She gave a swish of her hair and all the boys sighed, except for Sora and oddly enough Axel.

"Ok then, go sit at the lab table Mr. Riku and Mr. Sora are at." said Vexen.

Crystal walked slowly over to the lab table and sat down right next to Sora. The class began again and Sora looked at the board Vexen was writing at. Five minutes later Sora was bored with what Vexen was talking about, mostly because he had no clue what dynamic hydraulic osmosis was. He began to lazily look around the room at the posters on the walls. It was at this point that he noticed that the weird looking girl was staring at him.

"Uh, why are you staring at me?" asked Sora.

"Oh! Uh, nor reason, not because your cute or anything. Oops! Forget I said that!" said the girl, babbling like an idiot.

"Uh, Ok…" said Sora, moving away from the creepy girl.

The rest of the class went on like that, with the girl staring/flirting with Sora and Sora trying to stay as far from her as possible. Finally the bell rang and Riku began dragging Sora to the next class, which turned out to be botany for some reason. It appeared that the new girl had the same class as them, along with

"Hello class, isn't today a fabulous day for gardening?" said the teacher, Marluxia, who was wearing the most pink Sora had seen anyone wear.

"Jeez, are all the classes taught by Nobodies?" thought Sora.

"Now let us begin taking care of our happy little plant friends." said Marluxia, sounding happier then a Nobody should.

Marluxia then put on a gardening smock and a hat with little plastic flowers on it with some gloves. The students followed suit, except for the hat, and followed him to the school's greenhouse. The students lined two each behind flower pots that contained sunflowers. He then noticed the strange girl that had arrived out of nowhere.

"Oh, and who might you be hun?" said Marluxia, putting a hand on his hip.

"My name is Crystal, I'm new here." said Crystal.

"Ohh! That's wonderful, I'm always happy when someone new shows up. You can go sit with Sora and Riku and help them with their project." said Marluxia, and she did.

"Ok class, today we will be grading your progress with the plants I assigned you at the beginning of the year." said Marluxia.

Marluxia then began to walk amongst the students looking over their projects. He stopped behind Kairi's and Naminé's flower, which was sickly looking and small.

"Kairi, have you been taking care of this flower at all?" said Marluxia

"Why should I? Its just a stupid flower." said Kairi.

"Figures I should have expected it from you." said Marluxia.

"I tried to take care of it, but I guess I didn't do so well." said Naminé.

"That's ok, it is obviously Kairi's fault, so you will get some extra credit to make it up. As for Kairi you get an F for the project." said Marluxia.

"But sir…" said Naminé, but Riku interrupted her.

"Gee, Kairi I knew you were stupid but I thought even I moronic bitch like you could take care of a plant." said Riku, laughing at Kairi.

"Naminé, this is all your fault." said Kairi, and then she punched her in the shoulder.

All Sora did was stare at this strange event, too shocked to do anything else. Marluxia for some strange and unfathomable reason did not notice what had happened and moved on to Sora and Riku's project.

"Oh Riku, you did a marvelous job, your flower looks fabulous." said Marluxia.

"Thank you Mr. Marluxia, but I couldn't have done it without Crystal here." said Riku.

"Aw Riku, your embarrassing me." said Crystal.

"Yes, she definitely has helped, you work together so well, you'll be getting extra credit for that." said Marluxia.

Sora just sat there looking confused, something was defiantly not right here. Riku was acting like Crystal had been friends with them for years even though she had shown up only an hour ago. Marluxia also seemed to be acting like she had been there longer then she actually had. Now Sora was not a genius, but he could tell when something was very wrong. Before he could think further on that train of thought the bell rang for the next period. It was Lunch time according to Riku and once again dragged Sora by the wrist.

"Ok, once I find out what is going on and get everything back to normal I'm going to beat Riku with my Keyblade." Sora thought to himself, trying to ignore his sore wrist.

They entered the Lunchroom, got their lunches, and sat down at a table. After about a minute Sora noticed something strange, a crowd was forming around their table. A whole bunch of girls, boys, and all the members of the Organization who were acting like students had gathered, and they all seemed to be there to see the new girl.

"Oh your so cool! You have to tell me where you buy your clothes!" said Larxene, acting bubbly like a valley girl.

"I know, maybe I'll tell you later." said Crystal, basking in the complements she was receiving.

"Could you help me with my homework, I'm so stupid." said Demyx.

"Of course I would be happy to." said Crystal.

"Please let me just sit next to you!" said Roxas.

"Of course, your very Kawaii." said Crystal.

Sora just sat there looking at this strange and slightly creepy sight. He could not believe the speed at which this new girl had become so popular. She had been there for only a couple of hours and it seemed she was now running the school. Sora decided he needed to get away and decided to leave.

"Sora, where are you going?" said Riku.

"I'm just going to get some air." said Sora.

Sora made his way through the crowd, as he did so Crystal looked at him suspiciously. Sora finally got himself out of the crowd and noticed that Kairi and Naminé were sitting at a table by themselves. Sora decided to go over and talk to Kairi hoping that despite what Riku said that she was still his friend, he was going to be severely disappointed.

"Kairi I need…" said Sora, but he didn't even get to finish before Kairi tore into him.

"You need! You need! Its all about you and your stupid friends needs! What about me and my needs! You and that stupid new girl have taken all the attention from me!" yelled Kairi.

But…" said Sora, but Kairi cut him off again.

"No buts you stupid dunbass! You and your damned friends have been trying to make my life miserable for years. Get away from me! I hate you!" said Kairi.

Those late three words were all the Sora that could take. Hearing one of his best friends and the girl he loved saying that she hated him was too much. He had to get out of there and ran for the exit. From across the room Axel noticed this and decided to follow him.

"Ha, look at that baby run, did you see what I did to him Naminé?" said Kairi.

"Yeah, I did." sounding sad as she said it.

Meanwhile Sora had run into the boys bathroom crying all the way. He was loosing his mind, everything was wrong and twisted. He went up to the sink and stood over it because he felt like he was going to be sick. He stared into the mirror and began to speak out loud.

"What's going on? Everything is messed up. Riku is in love with me, the Organization is around, Kairi hates me, nothing makes sense anymore! This is madness!" said Sora.

"Madness is only the half of it." said a voice from behind Sora.

Sora turned around quickly and saw the Flurry of Dancing Flames, Axel, standing in the door way.