john is pregnant now

he and sherlok go to doctor

not to vagina doctor because that doesnt make sense

"john do u want abortion" ask sherlock. hes worried.

how the hell will john give birth

"abortion is wronge sherlok," say john angrily. woah john calm down

john is due in three weeks

i have no idea how that worked out

deal with it

john is really big now

haha

but not rly thats mean

"john wen r u going to give me mini sherlok" sherlock is impatient

did i spell that wrong

idk

"sherlok i can't rush it my c section is in three weeks"

"can i give u c section"

john hits sherlok on the head with newspaper. "no stahp das gay sherlock"

wat