A/N: So it's Valentines Day…and I wanted to write something. Enjoy the randomness that my muse came up with.

I will update this little drabble series randomly. It's all about how kind (or cruel) my muse is feeling. The genre will vary from chapter to chapter, some may have romance, and some might not.

Pair: Kagome & Mello

Genre: Humor/General

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I own a katana that I am madly in love with…but none of the rights to this awesome anime/manga.


"No, damn it! Get your own!" She had tolerated almost ten minutes of the man's pestering, and Kagome had finally had enough. So she shoved him back when he lunged to snatch her little treasure from her hands again and spun around with a huff when he hit the ground.

Mello met the sidewalk with a grunt of surprise and could do no more than gape at the little woman as she stomped off, red-faced and fuming. "Bitch fucking pushed me…"

He glared at his partner when the redhead emitted a low whistle, obviously intended to poke fun at him.

"What on Earth did you do to her, Mello?"

Abashed, Mello shoved his hands into his pockets and grumbled incoherently, with hopes that the gamer wouldn't understand him. He had no such luck. The redhead's eyebrows vanished into his hairline.

"You tried to…steal chocolate from a female…on Valentines Day?"

Eyes down, he grumbled another noncommittal answer.

"Dear God man, you're lucky to be alive!"


A/N: Short, self-explanatory, and worth a few giggles. Love you guys! Happy Valentines!

-CherryBlossomLove