Oh god I've decided to continue it

Soul: FRAGRANT
Me: GOD DAMN-

I don't own Soul Eater, seriously I wish but…..I don't so deal with it.

Soul: AH GODAMN MY HEAD HERTZ
Me: Give it a bit.

Scene Change!

After the destruction of the fourth wall, Soul and Maka with help from Death the Kidd and his weapon partners set off to find a new one. Souls brain had fully recovered from the injury and god was he frightened.

Seconds in the future but not really…

Soul: So why are we all the way in the Amazon Rainforest, isn't their like laws against this?

Maka: You are a living scythe, who literally broke the fourth wall. Why in the hell do you suddenly care about laws?

Soul: Well when their happens to be a place full of animals who could kill us in an instant, laws suddenly seem important. Anyways is that the DWMA's goal, to up hold law?

Death the Kidd: No not really I'm pretty sure we're supposed to uphold order, not law there is a differenc-

Maka/Soul: BY GOD SHUT UP

Patty: Hey look at the yellow in the trees it sort of looks like a giraffe-

Everyone Else: WE'RE NOT DOING THIS TROPE.

Soul: It's like some people overeacted from like 2 scenes in the anime

The Fourth Walls break meter has increased by 5.

Soul: Damnit. A whole 5 breaks is like….I don't know self insertion levels and that is a conservative estimate, we need a new fourth wall and fast before stuff like this happens and we get regularly updated.

Death the Kidd: Agreed. Maka your thoughts?

Maka: I believe we should enter that temple over yonder.

Liz: I don't know it kind of creeps me out.

Sadly their annoying as hell yelling attracted the attention of one severely pissed of Tarzan-esque Kishin.

Tarzan-esque Kishin: Wait…I don't have a name, you give an enemy you met on the first episode who died faster than Firefly ended a name but not me why?!

Fine then, Lousy-stupid-jerk.

Lousy-stupid-jerk: Thanks wait a minute this isn't fair.

Life isn't fair.

Liz randomly passes out due to fear (as per normal), Lousy-stupid-jerk shouts a curse or two and people get ready to fight….finally.

Death the Kidd: Patty, transform please.

Maka: Soul you do the same.

They both transform and a combat sequence begins, Death the Kidd blasts him with spray after spray, hailing bullets all of Lousy-stupid-jerk. Maka rushed and sweeped at his legs but this only served to anger him.

Soul: This isn't really proving to do much, the most we're doing is pissing him off even if we used genie hunter...

Maka: We need a strategy; hey DtK still got that phone?

DtK: Yeah!

Maka: Call "him" in.

DtK: Got it, you guys hold him off.

Lousy-stupid-jerk: What are you talking about, I'll crush you.

Maka then zerg rushed him swinging Soul around like it was noones business. Lousy-stupid-jerk however decked her in the face and she ate dirt.

Lousy-stupid-jerk: Hey! Why are you on the phone, this is a fight!

DtK proceeded to not give a damn and called in someone dangerous, someone who possessed all the references. That's for later however.

DtK: Ah thank you, proceed to arrive here when you are most needed.

Lousy-stupid-jerk: Thats it! IMAH MAKING THIS REFERENCE!

Lousy-stupid-jerk shot a laser beam out of his mouth and it barreled towards DtK, the blast was seconds from hitting him when a angelic voice was heard. Lousy-stupid-jerk saw what had arrived and pissed himself. Vic Mignogna holding the Warhammer of Zillyhoo had arrived, and he wasn't about to take anyone's shit.

All: This…is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Tears fell from their eyes as Vic beat Lousy-stupid-jerk into a bloody pulp. Lousy-stupid-jerk had his soul…retconned. Vic then fled the scene while Brothers Revix played in the background.

DtK: What the fuck, just happened.

Soul then collapsed onto the ground drool and tears pouring from his face, 2 down 3 left.

Patty: I think he should wake the fuck up, Maka is completely useless on her own. Except if she's unconscious. It's like a fact.

DtK: Agreed.

Maka: HEY! I still have that one technique.

DtK: It has like zero combat potential, besides it's a joke move at best.

Maka: I...concede, baka.

DtK: I will chose to ignore that.

Maka: Fine we need to get a move on.

They got their move and decided to travel through the dense forest, it took roughly and hour before they found that they were lost. Yet another hour before they realized that the fourth wall could be mended with sacrifice, all they needed was a Kishin egg...one without a *takes off glasses* Soul.

You decided to ignore that bad joke and proceed on reading, after all you are all extremely nice.

Patty: Okay we are all ready for the technique mentioned off screen right?

DtK/Maka: Yes.

Patty: Oh bloodied gods mend thy wall, we here sacrifice to you a souless background character killed by gag means. Please send his spirit to replace the fourth wall, let thou who touched by Zillyhoo guard are world from invasions. Both outwards and inwards!

Like that the fourth wall was repaired the force of which forced to mysterious beings into our reality Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, the Mirthful Messaiahs had arrived.

While typing chapter 5 of Emperors Redemption I got kinda bored so I made this while waiting for ideas. Well here you go. Bladex out.