A/N: HELLO ALL MY READERS! It's Kitten bringing you yet another Fanfiction. Yes it's a slash but it shall be a GOOD slash. I promise. My fanfiction this time is written in third and first person POV. If you don't know it looks it up. If you gotz a problem with it, DEAL WITH IT! Cause it's my fanfics and can do whatever I wanna do with it! If I want flying friggan monkeys, I will add FLYING FRIGGAN MONKEYS! So read on dear fan/fanfics junkie/reader who LOVES my work. And R&R (Read and Review, for those who are new or just didn't know.)Well Read on, Read on. I love you all.

*Normal POV*

Tanaka smiled and walked out of the building into Sai's awaiting arms. "I missed you." He said wrapping his arms around Sai's torso and hugging him tightly.

"Tanaka. You were only gone for a week." Sai said smiling and hugging back and patting Tanaka's head lightly.

"A week too long." Tanaka said smiling and looking over Sai's shoulder to see a tall man with short black hair and soft green eyes. "Yo." He said waving.

"PORTAL!" Tanaka said letting Sai go and running over to give the taller man a big hug.

"Well hi to you too." Portal said smiling and hugging Tanaka back. He slowly stroked his hair and smiled at Sai slyly.

Sai glared at Portal and walked over to grab Tanaka's hand. "He's my boyfriend, remember?" he said having a staring contest with the taller man.

"But I've been friends with him longer." Portal said grabbing Tanaka's other hand. Tanaka looked back and forth between the two males fighting over him again.

"Umm… guys can I have a say in this?" he said. The two males let go and smiled at him before glaring at each other again.

"Sure darling." Portal said.

"Umm… I just want to go home and go to sleep for now so can we do that instead of fighting over whose I am?" Tanaka said smiling and starting to grab his bags and carry them to the candy apple red Dodge Charger.

"Tana let me do that. You have to be tired." Portal said grabbing the bags from Tanaka and popping the trunk and putting them inside. He unlocked the car and helped Tanaka into the back seat then walked around to get into the driver's side. "Are you hungry?" he asked as he put on his seatbelt and closed the door.

"Not right now. I just want to go home and go to bed." Tanaka said putting on his own seatbelt and leaning on the door. He closed his eyes and started snore softly.

"Alright. Then we'll go to my house." Portal said smiling and turning the car on. "We'll meet you at my house." He said to Sai as he began to drive away.

"Fine." Sai mumbled and went to get into his own black Dodge Charger at the back of the parking deck.

"Hey. Tanaka. We're here." Portal said shaking Tanaka lightly an hour later.

"Mmm… Twenty more minutes Mom." He mumbled turning over.

"Fine." Portal said picking Tanaka up and carrying him and his bags into the black three story house with a black fence around it and red window covers. He carried Tanaka upstairs into his room and set him on his large black and blue covered bed. "You stay here." He said smiling at the smaller boy and closed the door.

"Is Tanaka in there?" Sai said from the bottom of the stairs.

"Yes. He's asleep and I don't think we should make that much noise." Portal said walking back down the stairs. He walked back outside to grab his keys out of the car and lock it.

"I agree." Sai said going into the living room and sitting on the black couch. "Does everything in your house have to be so dark and demure?" he asked.

"Umm… Yes. I am emo you know." Portal said walking in from the kitchen with two bottles of water and a ham sandwich. He tossed one to Sai who mumbled a quick thanks.

"What does that have to do with anything? You could at least have some red or blue in here." Sai said frowning and kicking the small black rug on the floor with the toe of his all white Adidas.

"I could. Maybe add some purple or dark blue here and there," Portal said sitting on the couch opposite Sai and turning on the stereo to a radio station with loud rock music.

"Can you turn that unearthly noise down!" Sai yelled above the music.

"I can." Portal said taking a bite of his sandwich. He chewed slowly and then took a long drink from his bottle of water.

"Now! Before you wake Tanaka up!" Sai yelled covering his ears trying to drown the music out of his ears. Portal looked over at Sai and sighed. He stood up and walked to the stereo and touched the volume button a few times before it went down to a reasonable volume.

"Better, you big baby?" Portal said in a mocking tone and walking back over to his seat.

"Yes. It is." Sai said crossing his legs at the ankles, leaning his head back on the couch and closing his eyes. "Hey what are you-" Sai exclaimed before his lips were taken over by Portal's

*Portal's POV*

He's sweet. He tastes like candy. I slowly kissed him trying not to spook him even more that I already had. He glared at me before looking like a scared animal then I saw him close his eyes briefly and then watched the snap open.

"What the hell is your problem?" he yelled pushing me off of him and trying to punch me. I grabbed his fists and pulled him closer.

"It's okay. I just wanted to try something." I told him trying to keep him from what looked like ripping my throat out. I smiled at him and set him back on the couch. I let go of his fists and stepped back. He sat back on the couch and pouted. God he was so cute! I hated the fact the my best friend had gotten him first but at least he tried to get Sai. I didn't. I was scared he hated me. Now I know otherwise.

"There's something wrong with you Portal." Sai said sighing and standing up. I watched as his hips swayed back and forth. Back and forth almost begging me to come closer.

"Portal." He said turning to face me.

"Yes?" I said. I looked up at his cerulean eyes. The prettiest eyes I had ever seen.

"Take a picture it'll last longer." He said before leaving the room.

*Sai's POV*

I turned the corner and frowned at myself. Why had I actually enjoyed that? I thought walking up the stairs to the room where Tanaka was. I cracked the door and saw him laying there still asleep. "Tanaka? Are you awake?" I said quietly.

"Hmm…?"Tanaka mumbled and sat up rubbing his eyes cutely. "Sai- chan? Where are we?"

"We're at Portal's house." I said walking over to Tanaka and sitting on the bed next to him. "You wanna go downstairs?"

"Yeah. I wanna see Portal- chan." I watched as he stood up and stretched and yawned widely. I tried to stifle a laugh and failed miserably.

"What's so funny?" Tanaka asked me tilting his head slightly to the side and frowning.

"Nothing." I said turning to walk out of the room when I felt arms wrap around my waist.

"Saiiiii- kuuunnnn!" Tanaka whined into my back. I turned back around to face him.

"Yes?" I asked turning around slightly.

"Why do you and Portal- chan fight over me so much?" he asked looking up at me with his beautiful clear blue eyes.

"I don't know. We just don't like each other." I said turning back around blushing madly. 'Ican'tlietohim! Ican'tlietohim!' I thought over and over again 'IhatePortal! IhatePortal! IhatePortal!'

"But why?" Tanaka asked me. I heard him walk around me and saw him pouting at me in that cute way he does when he's confused. "You guys never seem to fight when I'm not around or if I'm asleep. But when I'm awake you guys fight all the time."

"I-it's nothing. Come on." I said grabbing his hand and leading him downstairs. "PORTAL! GET YOUR ASS HERE!" I yelled walking into the living room and plopping down on the couch with Tanaka in my lap and my arms around him protectively.

*Portal's POV*

"Why the hell are you yelling, dobe?" I asked calmly while walking into the room in a dark blue apron.

"Don't call me that teme!" Sai yelled at me. He's so cute. Tanaka's got his hands full. I looked up at the look of anger and embarrassment on Sai's face. 'So. Cute.' I thought covering my mouth.

"Port- chan? What's wrong?" Tanaka asked me tilting his head to the side. He was cute too but not as cute as Sai.

"N-nothing. J-just thinking." I said backing away.

"He's probably having lewd thoughts about you." Sai said to Tanaka, a wide smile spreading across his face when Tanaka frowned.

"Were you really?" Tanaka asked his eyes getting wider.

"No! I would never have those types of thoughts!" I said removing my hand and revealing my elongated canines.

"Portal-kun? What- What's wrong with your mouth?" Tanaka asked me getting up and walking over to touch his slender fingers to my bottom lip.

"N-nothing. Just stay back so you won't get hurt." I said. I tried to back away but he only followed me. Sai did nothing, just sat in the chair and smirked at me. "I said stay back!" I yelled pushing Tanaka away from me. He flew into Sai who almost fell out of the chair.

"What the-?" Sai exclaimed.

"I told you- to stay away. Now it's too late." I breathed running upstairs to my room and slamming the door.

OOOOOOHHHHHHH! A twist! What will our sweet little Tana- chan think about Portal's secret? What will he tell Tanaka? All will be revealed in the next chappie! SO REWIEW REVIEW REVIEW! If you don't I won't give you any PIE! It's lemon meringue! You know you wanna press that button and get your pie. And how many people would just love free pie? A lot. EXACTLY! NOW! ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! (If I can think of it…) To update I want 4 reviews. Only 4 you people can do it. You do it with Blessed Sinner you can tell me what you wish for in this story.

*Character Analysis*

Portal: You don't even know where this story is going do you?

Me: Not really… ahahahahaha… *Author scratches back of head*

Sai: So what am I supposed to do in this story?

Me: hmmm… I don't really know… *buries head in hands and cries*

Tanaka: It's okay Author-san. You'll think of something. *pats the author on her back*

Me: *looks up hopefully at her only character that believes in her* Let's hope so Tanaka-kun.

~I love you all I hope for 4 reviews to update. Got it? If you do I'll give you a free piece of Pie and 10 free pick-it bucks. Pick-it bucks are my way of saying thanks for reading and for reviewing and you should keep track of them so that you know how many you have. They determine which back story I do for that week. I'll try, TRY, to update every week but make no promises. I have no internet so I have no idea when I'll be posting soo when I do I hope to have a few chappies waiting for all of my WONDERFUL readers and fans.

~Kitten