CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own TORA LING unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials, and it is advised that you read this before trying anything. Mistreatment of the TORA LING unit can prove extremely lethal.
Technical Specifications:
Name: Tora Ling goes by Meimei, Tiger, Beijing, Sushi, Bamboo Ninja and/or Peking. We advise you don't call her Tigger or China. You most likely won't be able to move ever again.
Age: 4,000 years old but look's 15
Eye color: Black
Hair color: Black with red highlights
Skin color: Tan
Place of manufacture: Beijing, China
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 97 lbs (Pounds)
Size: small
Your TORA LING comes with the following:
One (1) Chinese dress
One (1) Kimono
One (1) Red blouse
One (1) Black skirt with dragons
One (1) Chinese uniform
Two (2) twin ninja blades
Fifty (50) ninja stars
Ten (10) bottles of sake
One (1) MIKI PANDA Unit
Ten (10) cosplaying outfits of your choice
Programming:
Sister: she can be like your little or older sister for you or little kids. She will cook, clean and take care of you and small kids in this mode. Don't say her cooking stinks in this mode or make her clean the toilets.
Ninja: can fight very well and will sneak up on you. Do not annoy her in this mode or she will attack you. Good for surprising or following people. She will protect you.
Fangirl: Goes crazy about anime or manga. Anything that her big brother JAPAN made she will freak out about. We advise you keep little kids away from her in this mode, if you value their sanity or hearing.
Teacher: your TORA LING Unit knows a lot about history and languages. She can help with most homework.
Removal of your TORA LING unit from box:
If the box was jostled around, unit will be tipsy and needs to be reprogrammed. If reprogrammed incorrectly, unit will try to take over the world with pandas.
1. Yell, "Hi Japan!" and she will smash open the box to look for a KIKU HONDA unit. You must have a KIKU HONDA unit in order to do this or she will ask you were he is and threaten to hurt you if you don't tell her.
2. Cook curry and put it near the box. She will come out and happily eat while you program her.
3. Call her "Hong Kong" and she will tell you that she isn't him. It is now safe to open the box. She might also start rambling on about Hong Kong's failures you can reprogram her then.
4. Say Kolkokol she will scream and run away. You will have to chase after her, be warned this Unit can run for miles despite her age. After you catch her you must convince her that Russia is not around and that you are not him in person suit.
5. Turn on the MIKI PANDA Unit and she will walk out (After you open the box) and play with her pet Unit (which is the safest way)
6. Say that Hungary is coming over and she will squeal and kick the box open. We recommend that you stay far away from the box and hide behind a door/couch/shield/other human. We also recommend you find a Hungary Unit soon or she might not talk to you for a while for lying. Simply give her the MIKI PANDA Unit and she will be as happy as a clam again.
Note* Most problems can be solved with her MIKI PANDA Unit.
Reprogramming:
After managing to get her out, you can reprogram her from shy(default)
Shyness (default)
caring (default)
Bossy
Crazy
Consplaying
Angry( locked)
The TORA LING unit comes in her Caring mode and her shyness is just adding onto her already odd/ protective personality. If she starts talking in Chinese or Japanese, that is only temporarily until you speak back to her in English (Or whatever language you speak). She will adjust to your language and say the suffix '-na' at the end of her sentences. She lived with China her whole life but prefers Hong Kong and Japan. Her saying, '-na' comes from being with Japan. When she gets angry, she usually takes it out on South Korea or America. But if you don't have one of those Units close by, a punching bag works too.
Her bossy mode is annoying because she will yell at you if you eat wrong or do something/anything wrong. If she happens to be like this, If you want her to be like this, program her to be an older sister, tell her Korea is holding his chopsticks wrong, or get her to lead something. We still don't know how to get her out of this mode but we will send a letter when we find out.
Her Crazy mode is unlocked if you put an ELIZABETA HEDERVAY unit and her in the same room for a few minutes. Also you may give her Japanese sweets and she will jump off of walls. Literally.
Cosplaying- when you hand her a cosplaying outfit she will squeal and quickly get changed into it. Will model the clothes for you and will become angry quickly if you don't watch the modeling.
Angry- mention any of the wars (exp: Opium, WW1 and 2, etc.) that have to do with China she will start to ramble and curse. Also, if you say that HONG KONG unit has been taken by a ARUTHR KIRKLAND unit she threaten to kill that 'so-called English gentleman and wring his neck dry' warning: she might do this if you have an ARUTHER KIRKLAND Unit in your household.
Relationships with other units:
ALFRED F. JONES- They're not on speaking terms because of the said nation not paying back his debuts and always borrowing money from her.
HONG KONG-These two are really close and she has a supposed crush on said unit. She mostly raised him and when he was taken away, she always snuck over to England's house to see him. She is sometimes mistaken for him.
KIKU HONDA-more of a formal relationship along with a brother and sister relationship.
WANG YAO-Her older brother but gets annoyed when he makes a mistake or mistakes her for another one of her siblings. She cares for him though but never in a relationship with him even if you tried.
ELIZABETA HEDERVAY-Yaoi and anime lovers. Both have a love of anime and can be seen setting other nations together or taking pictures of nation's cosplaying.
IVAN BRAGINSKI-Doesn't fear him and hates him for attacking China. She does love telling Belarus where he is hiding to get back at him.
MATTHEW WILLIAMS-She can see him and sometimes goes over his house. If she wants to go over to see him, do not say no or she will knock you out and go anyway.
Cleaning-She likes to go the hot springs every and a once in a while. She can clean herself but do not try to clean her or she will freak and call you a pervert.
Feeding-This Unit is highly addicted to sake and curry. Any food is ok but she will complain if food has a weird taste. Like hamburgers and can eat England's food. Will put soy sauce on anything she can. We advise you stock up on Soy sauce and buy it in bulk if possible.
Rest-she sleeps on the couch or wherever. If you cannot find her, she could be sleeping on the roof or hanging upside down in the rafters. Don't take her panda away while she is sleeping. You don't want to know what would happen. We have not found the workers that have don't this.
Frequently asked questions:
Q: My unit is complaining about back problems and how the world was so much more better long ago.
A: Bring her to massage therapy. It's like that she has back pains because of her age.
Q: My unit is running around the house trying to hide and attacks anyone she sees.
A: It's most likely she thinks that she is in a war. Reprogram her or reset. It's only temporally.
If you get a HONG KONG unit by mistake, just send it back. If you get a preteen girl who has a giant scar going down from the side of her forehead to her chin, then you probably got the PRETEEN!TORA LING unit. You may keep her but it might be best to keep her away from loud noises. She will be fearful of them unless you have a KIKU HONDA or a MOGLIA unit. You might want to return her if you don't want to wake up to find you've been kidnap by her.
End notes:
We wish you luck with your TORA LING Unit!
Customer Service: 1-800-583-7462
A/N: This is for Meimeiaru8, thanks for sending your OC in!
