It was a thakfully busy day in the Go City Mall. Normally Will hated it. He hated all of the people in his personal space coming into his store where he worked and have to deal with so many annoying whiny people. But he didn't care for once, finally a day off and he thought he could spend it doing what he wanted. He was a gangly thing, with a pale skintone that refused to tan (if anyone asked it was a genetic skin condition) in baggy dark clothes with hair lazily combed as he looked back and fourth outside of the mall's movie theater for the fifth time.
"There you two are! Finally!" He groaned as two almost burnette-ginger, pale boys ran forward dressed identically in jeans that were a handmedown from Will, and shirts that were a handmedowns from Hector, if they asked for new clothes Hector just said they couldn't be afforded on the salary of a Mucho Grande Bueno Nacho manager and whatever current part-time job will had.
"Sorry," one started.
"We had to make sure Hector left for work-" the other contintued
"-So he didn't grill us-"
"-You know we're-"
"-bad at lying to him."
"Yeah, yeah, well c'mon." Will nodded and guided them inside. "If he asks I took you to see ,The Happy Puppy Finds a Home'." He said as they walked passed a poster for 'Home-Wrecker 6; this time it's Personal', with a clear rating of PG-13 in one corner.
Honestly he wasn't sure they'd even get through the whole movie before something happened. They got their tickets, got their popcorn and soda (the twins shared a large of both, Will didn't share food.), and got their seats and as far as he knew there was no villain attack.
"But this is that stupid happy puppy film." One twin whispered over before the credits started.
"Yes it is Jamie, relax." He held up the tickets tickets for the talked of movie. As long as the twins had these he was sure they'd be fine. "Just say you bought tickets to see that puppy thing."
"But We didn't."
"Jimmy- we have the tickets. You guys wanna see it or not?"
"We do! We do!" They said in unison.
"Good, so hush." Will said as the movie was starting,or rather the trailers. The theater was packed so th twins relaxed easily. They were even excited, they heard the movie had mature themes and adult language. Maybe they would even see a boob! As twelve year olds it didn't take much to get them excited. Though as the movie went on they found they didn't understand some of the jokes, at least not the big ones everyone laughed at.
So they left the theater a little confused and Will was dodging questions. Upon returning home though large Hector was making dinner, still in his uniform from work.
"Hey Hector, we got tickets for the Happy Puppy movie-"
"-And we have some questions."
Hector was not expecting any of them and just replied with "What kind of puppy dose any of those things?You don't need to worry about 'a joint'. Go play your video game." He sighed as the two took to a copy of ' intimidate: the game" and ran off as if the last two hours didnt happen.
