The Talk- Janos and Vorador


Janos: As I was saying....

Vorador: Dad, I already know!!

Janos: See, when two people love one another...

Vorador: Dad, I already know!

Janos: They...

Vorador: DAD, I ALREADY KNOW!!

Janos: ...No need to shout.

Vorador: You told me last week, remember?

Janos: ...Are you sure? Anyways, when two people love one another...

Vorador: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!

Janos: Let me finish! They....

Vorador: I ALREADY KNOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

Janos: Get married.

Vorador: Oh. I thought you were talking about...um, something else.

Janos: Such as?

Vorador: Where little vampires come from.

Janos: Wait...I didn't tell you how that happened...HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW!! HAVE YOU BEEN READING DIRTY MAGAZINES!? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU--

Vorador: Didn't you tell me something about a Stork? When I was like, 200?

Janos: Oh, yeah. For a second I thought...uh, never mind..

Vorador: Can I go home now? I'm an adult vampire, I'm perfectly capable of...

Janos: You wanna play bridge?

Vorador: ....Can I go home?

Janos: Have I told you where little vampires really come from?

Vorador: ...My God.

Janos: Ya see...*goes on to explain...you know, THAT, stuttering frequently and needing to clear his throat more frequently than that.*

Vorador: ....I told you I already knew THAT...

Janos: ...You did?

Vorador: Yeah, remember when I went out with that one chick and we kinda spent the weekend together and...*sees the look on Janos's face and RUNS*

Janos: COME BACK HERE! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!!