So this story used to be about Will going gay. But I've now made it into random ficlets. I've changed the rating to R because of this chapter, and you shall see why. I think this chapter is a little based ont his other story that I read. Can't remember the name, but it'll come to me. Eventually. Or not, either way.

I'm having a breakout right now(facial breakout for those who don't know) and my face kinda hurts right now. Not that you care, but alright.

So let's get this started.

Disclaimer: I don't own.

Elizabeth gazed out her bedroom window, hoping that Will would stop his blacksmith...ing and come see her. Ever since she had noticed his manhood, or lack of thereof, he had ignored her and avoided her.

Maybe it had something to do with how she stared in horror. Or maybe the part where she had laughed maniacally. For about three hours. But who knew, right?

Elizabeth was thinking about how...small...he had been when...

Sudenly, an idea struck Elizabeth like a bolt of lightning strikes a harmless rabbit.

By the time she had fallen on the ground and finished jolting around violently, she had forgotten her idea.

So she resumed looking out of her window, and sighing.

Then she remembered her idea. This time, instead of lightning, it was a fish.

Elizabeth ate it hungrily. She hadn't eaten anything ever since she had started to stare out her window, which was approximately seven minutes ago. Ergo, she was famished.

After she ate her halibut, she acted upon her idea.

She put on a clean dress (you can't spend seven looking out a window and not get dirty, especially if you're Elizabeth.), ran down the stairs, out the door, and into the streets.

She never got why Will was a blacksmith.

Apparently there was something about hitting metal with metal.

It was beyond her, like most things were.

But that was Elizabeth for you.

And she had no idea why metal was so fascinating.

But that was Will for you.

First a blacksmith, than a swordsman, then a stalker, then a pirate, and now he was as good as a eunuch. How sad his life must be.

Elizabeth, fish in hand, ran to the blacksmith shop, where obscene noises were coming out of the far corner.

Elizabeth decided that maybe Mr. Brown was having some...difficulties... and decided to go to Will's room, which incedentally happened to be located behind the wall at the far corner.

She walked up to the door, and before she could change her mind, she threw open the door and strode into the room.

"Hi Wi-" she started to greet him. Then she saw that Will was naked. And bending over. "OH MY GOD!" she screamed as her jaw hit the ground. Literally. She had fallen over.

Will glanced up form his...thing... and waved at her.

"Hey Liz!" he said cheerfully. "Want a lick?"

Elizabeth shook her head. "You had sworn off doing that!"

He frowned. "But it's just so HARD!!!" he looked at her. "Pardon the pun."

"Whatever." said Elizabeth and she stormed off.

Will shrugged and sucked on his rock candy. "I know it gives you cavities, but they're so YUMMY!"

A/N: That was kinda gross sounding. Well, maybe a little more than kinda gross. Now you see why it's rated R now. Anyhow, yeah. R&R!!