A/N: I know it's really short…but the next chapter will be longer. This is simply to introduce the plot.

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight and all the characters.

Chapter One:

I stared at myself in the mirror. I knew I had to be dreaming…this couldn't be real. Perhaps I had dreamed that it had hurt when I pinched myself. Edward put an ice-cold hand on my shoulder.

"Bella love," he whispered. Yes, Edward Cullen's accent was amazing. I nearly melted. I knew now what my friend meant when she said Edward made love to the English language each time he talked. But I knew which accent I really wanted to hear and it belonged to none other than Jasper Whitlock.

"Edward?" I asked.

"Yes, love?" Would you stop with the love?

"Where's…um…Renesmee?" I looked at him carefully.

"Who's Renesmee?" He asked. Your daughter, idiot! This bit of information made me realize that we weren't into the Breaking Dawn story line yet. Maybe this was during New Moon?

I looked at him once more…very carefully this time. Then I ran down the stairs in my eagerness to see the rest of the Cullen clan.

I walked barely two steps before Edward picked me up bridal style and took me downstairs. Esmé Cullen was the second Cullen that I laid my unworthy eyes upon. The description Stephanie Meyer gave could never do justice to her kind eyes and smile as she looked at me.

"Good morning Bella." She greeted warmly, "I made breakfast."

"Thank you Esmé." I smiled happily at her. I couldn't believe it. I was talking to Esmé Cullen.

"Good morning Bella." Carlisle Cullen…I looked at perfection itself. My god, Carlisle was one hot doctor. the bones i would break to be treated by him.

And that's when I saw the most gigantic grinning man ever. He was a dimpled little boy enlarged by about a hundred digits…and possibly on steroids.

"Hello Bella Bear!" he spun my around. And I couldn't bear it anymore.

"I just got hugged by the Emmett Cullen!" I yelled. Everyone looked confused but Emmett just smiled at me-a big goofy grin.

"I'm amazing!" he yelled putting me down and flexing the muscles of both hands for me to see.

The next person I saw was a goddess. Emmett was right…she was worth it and hell wasn't that bad when you get to keep an angel with you.

"Hi Rosalie!" I waved enthusiastically, "You are so gorgeous." I smacked a hand over my big mouth once I realized what I had said. Rosalie smiled. I had achieved what Bella Swan hadn't and it was only a little embarrassing-okay, so maybe it was very embarrassing but still it was worth it.

"Hello Bella! I was going shopping today! Come with?" Alice Cullen chirped happily. Go shopping with her? With Alice Cullen? It was an honor to be asked.

"Yes!" I cried happily. I would gladly spend the entire day shopping for her sake. The fact that Jasper always accompanied her on these shopping expeditions was just a bonus...a very big bonus if you asked me.

"Bella?" Edward looked confused.

"It's Chris." I snapped. And then I remembered after I had said it that I was Bella in this world.

"Huh?" Edward stared confused beyond comprehensive words.

I dint answer hoping he would forget about my little slip-up. And then oh lord almighty…southern glory stood before me. I stared at Jasper, practically drooling over him.

The millions of X-rated dreams and hours I had spent day dreaming about me and him wrecking furniture in the Cullen household could never have prepared me for this. He was amazing. Perfection. His blond hair…I wanted to tangle my fingers in his hair as I…

I was day dreaming about him with Alice right beside him. Could this get any more awkward?

"Bella? Bella?" the voice got louder and louder as it eventually brought me out of my reverie. My head snapped in his direction.

"Yes?"I asked.

"Why are you staring at Jasper?" I blushed. Can I stop dreaming now? Can I go home now?