Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or the characters, they belong to a Japanese guy who made a tv show centred around a bloody CARD GAME! And I don't own Yugioh Abridged either, that belongs to a chubby english guy in his mid-30's (I think), woohhhh go LittleKuriboh!

I don't own my friend IKilledMisa either

But I do own Yuki and my sister Kataang24x ^_~ she is real though.

Enjoy! ^_^

P:HEYAAA PEOPLE! Here's the new episode with Yami and Yugi who should be coming any time now with their younger sista Yuki (OC).

Yuki: Now guys remember no fighting and if I so much as hear one complaint from my bezzie Phoenix then I swear to Ra I will rip up Slifer the Executive Producer, Mega Ultra Chicken and Obelisk up into tiny little pieces and shove them down your throat, got it!

Y+YY: Y-Yes nee-chan O.o'

Yuki: XD cool then, bye nii-sans, bye Phoenix.

P: Bye Yuki.

*Yuki leaves*

P: Anyway... hello Leather Fetish and baby Panda :)

YY+Y: -_-' ...heya.

P: xD I just found out from my other friend that I'm a pineapple =]

YY: WTF!

P: Yer a brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside =P

Y: wow...

P: Anway Yami why do you wear a lot of leather?

YY: I was forced to wear it when Yugi wore it and it just grew on me.

P: Oh...coz it makes you look like a bondage slave.

YY: O.O WHAT!

P: Did you kiss Malik with that mouth?

Y: What! Yami!

YY: I never did nothing like that.

P: That's a double negative which means you did! * Evil chuckle *

YY: Can we move on please?

P: Fine, do you like chocolate?

YY: Yes

Y: YES! Have you got any?

P: Sure * Gives him some *

YY: Wait no!

P: Why what?

* Yugi eats chocolate rabidly*

YY: * Face palm* Yugi goes hyper when he has chocolate.

P: ...! Bob get the cage! NOW!

B: * comes with cage * here you go ma'am.

P: Thanks now go and help Marik and Kataang24x with their plans to kill Tea.

YY: WHUT!

P: Yeah this is a Tea bashing show ^_~ along with other things :P

YY: Why did I even come on here?

P: Because Yuki forced you two, plus some girls in the audience are your fangirls and I control weather they stay in their seats or come up here and rip you to shreds, so don't try to escape.

Tea: Yami-kins!

P: Fuck! where the hell did she come from! Bob get her out! * Whispers to Marik and Kataang24x backstage *

*Bob, Marik and Kataang24x appear *

K: A bitch gonna die?

M: Yes she is * him and Kataang24x smirk evilly *

T: O.O' Yami help me!

YY: No, fuck off.

P: Yay he hates her! Die Revolutionshipping! Let normal people nom-nom on your soul!

IkilledMisa: Btw souls stay crunchy even in milk.

P: Really omg never knew that, I wanna go om-nom-nomming on someones soul. Go Millennium Mobile! Bring me and IkilledMisa some souls to nom nom on * cackles *

Vetani (My yami): WTF! I knew I should have never become the spirit of the Millennium Mobile, hello worthless mortals, I'm Phoenix's yami Vetani and I'm a crazy psycho bitch.

P: LIKE ME!

YY: Hello

V: ….OMG IT'S YAMI! * cough * I mean heya.

YY: -_-' ~Great another fangirl~

P: Oh don't worry she's not a fangirl, she's just high.

V: True...hehehehe ^_^

P: Back into the Millennium Mobile...now!

V: * sigh * Fine, bye Yami. *goes back into Millennium Mobile *

YY: Bye Vetani...

P: Anyway...why do you care so much about Duel Monsters, It's a bloody fucking card game and people are dying over pieces of paper that can easily be ripped up. Like Yugis Granpa's Blue eyes in the first episode...dramatic much?

YY: O.O...It's more than a card game!

P: How?

YY: Er...the fate of the world depends on it!

P: So let me get this straight, this Japanese guy makes a awesome tv show centred around card games, it's totally wicked and cool but then Evil in the form of 4Kids comes along and makes it a complete load of shit, no?

YY: Yes, exactly.

P: -_-', why do peoples lives depend on weather you win a fucking CHILDRENS card GAME!

YY: I don't know, i'm voiced by Dan Green!

P: Yes I know * looks through notes of what to do on this pointless show * Erm do you wanna learn how to hack?

YY: * shrug * why not?

Y: I do!

P: how the fuck did you get out of that cage, it was foolproof, the bars were made out of solid cardboard!

YY: -_-'

Y: I chewed through them xD

P: O.O...anyway come one I'll teach you to hack * gets laptop *

V: * through mind link * I wanna learn how to hack hikari!

P: * Through mind link * Hahaha! oh you were serious, yer ...no that's not gonna happen.

V: *pouts and leaves me alone*

P: You baby... ok so do you wanna hack Seto's bank account?

Y: Isn't that illegal?

P: Your point is...

Y: Neve rmind.

(After hacking Seto's account coz it's fun )

P: now all we do is wait...

YY: For what?

P: Wait for it...

(Seto and Mokuba storm into my studio, Mokuba looks dead cute and Seto looks ready to kill someone ...namely me)

Y: Is Phoenix gonna die?

YY: Yes hikari

P: WTF no i'm not !

S: Yes you are * nears me dangerously * Why the fuck did you hack my account and then send me an email saying ' I hacked your account hehehehehe!' ?

P: *shrug* I'm british and crazy, I like rubbing things in peoples faces.

Y: Is everyone from england a total spaz?

P: *grabs him by collar and chokes him* NO! and if you ever say that again then I will murder you, plus Im a scouser and we will rule the world!...one day.

Y: * slowly dying from lack of air * O-K...can you let me go now?

P: Oh! Sure * drops him *

Y: Yami aren't you going to do something ?

YY: Nope, she's a fucking pyscho!

Y: Couldn't you just mind crush her?

P: * growl* no he can't cause I have the Millennium Mobile which prevents me from being mind crushed so NYEH! *pulls a tongue * Now I got ya puzzle, hahaha try get it back!

Y: *jumping to get Puzzle that is way out of reach * I'm like 4 foot nothing you ass hole!

P: That's makes it so much more fun though, I can't do this with the other bishies , they're all too tall.

S: Do you even remember that I'm here? * Growl *

P: Oh yeah...fuck! I am outta here, here you go Yugi , im outie , peace bitches! * runs with Seto chasing me *

(Minutes later I return with many bruises and cuts)

P: I think I'm dying * drops to floor dead *

Y: OMG Phoenix you can't die , if you did 4Kids would have censored it!

P: *cough weakly * 4Kids don't censor this show, they will have to pry this show from my cold and dead fingers before they even try to censor it! By the wayYami I want one last thing from you...

YY: What is it, it better not be my Puzzle.

P: I want you to kill every gay clown in the world.

YY+Y: O.O

P: And be nicer to Bakura.

YY: hahahahahahaha! oh you meant it...yer that's not happening.

P: damn you, you freaking Bishie! *Dies but automatically comes back to life in dressing room)

Producer(Malik): Er..you two can go now.

YY+Y: Fine, tell Phoenix we said bye. *They leave*

(Backstage)

P: That went well.

V: Yugi went on a hype, Tea died, Kataang24x and Marik tried to destroy the world with mega ultra chicken, Yami refused to help Yugi while you were choking him to death and You died and came back to life in your dressing room!

P: Your point?

V: Forget it.. *Leaves*

P: Aww where did she go... Vetani … Vetaniiii!

*Bakura appears in my dressing room *

B: Hello * Devilishly sexy smirk *

P: Argh! Bakura I'm getting changed!

B: Point...

P: Get out of my room!

B: That's what she said..

P: *snarl* Bakura... * grabs knife of chest *

B: Ok be nice, honestly I only wanted to see you get changed.

P: … GET OUT! * throws random knives at him *

B: O.O fucking hell! I'm out! *Goes into the Millennium ring and Ryou takes control, I let him go back to Bakura cause I'm nice ^_~)

R: * looks up to see me in bra and shorts * O.O * faint*

P: Uh oh...poor Ryou, I bet that's the first time he's ever saw a girl without a top on. * grabs Ryou and shoves him out of room*

S: * randomly running down corridor, looks like he's high * Screw the rules, I have money!

P: -_-', I am not paid enough for this * goes back into room *

Next episode coming soon people!

Big shout out to me babe IKilledMisa, hope you had a great day and I hope you like your part in my show, Big question: Do you want to be my co-host? Please respond. ^_^

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