Hope you like it! All Characters belong to Stephanie Meyer ©


Bella: Stupid_Lamb

Edward: Piano_Player

Alice: Psyke!

Jasper: Komander_Kalm

Emmet: Strongerthanyou

Rosalie: Iluvmamonkeyman

Carlisle: Dr_Vamp

Esme: Mrs_Vamp

Jacob: Big_Bad_Wolf


Psyke! has signed in

Psyke!: Hey!

Psyke: Where iz every1?

Psyke: 3…2….1…

Komander_Kalm, Strongerthanyou, Iluvmamonkeyman has signed in.

Komander_Kalm: Hi ppl!

Strongerthanyou: HELLO JAZZ! HELLO ROSE! HELLO ALICE!

Psyke!: Hey guys! Em? Hyper much?

Iluvmamonkeyman: He's been like that alllll day! You dnt have to live wiv him… I mean u do live wiv him… I mean...

Psyke!: I know wat u mean.

Komander_Kalm: LOL Em! Ur wife no like u! wat u do?

Strongerthanyou: UMMM… ROSE? WAT I DO?

Iluvmamonkeyman: U jumped on mii car & broke it!

Strongerthanyou: OH YH! HEY JAZZ! I BROKE HER CAR!

Komander_Kalm: LOL! Awesome, Em! That was epic!

Psyke!: *Taps her foot inpatiently*

Komander_Kalm: wat? …Oh yh. Em, totally uncool, u shudn't b so mean to Rose.

Iluvmemonkeyman: *gasps in awe* How did u train him?

Psyke!: Just giv them treats wen they r gd… *wink wink* I gotta teach Bella that trick!

Komander_Kalm: Yep! I luv those little blood pouches! They dnt have human blood, but they r still awesome!

Strongerthanyou: ROSE? I WNT SPECIAL POUCHES!

Iluvmamonkeyman: Really?

Strongerthanyou: YA!

Iluvmamonkeyman: THEN GO FIX MII CAR! *starts to walk towards Emmet's room to shout*

Komander_Kalm: Ouch *Sends calming waves to everyone in house*

Strongerthanyou: I DNT FINK THATZ GUNNA WORK DUDE! HELP ME!

Strongerthanyou, Iluvmamonkeyman have signed out.

Psyke!: LMAO!

Komander_Kalm: Alice?

Psyke!: Wat?

Komander_Kalm: I'm bored

Psyke: ^_^

Stupid_Lamb signed in

Stupid_lamb: Postbox!

Stupid_Lamb signed out

Komander_Kalm: WTV?

Psyke!: Dnt swear… That girl's got problems

Komander_Kalm: I didn't swear WTV=What the Voultori She agreed to marry Edward… Surely u knew she had problems

Psyke!: LOL XD That reminds me, I gotta go do planning!

Psyke! signed out

Piano_Player signed in

Piano_Player: *Reads the conversation above* did you say that my fiancé has problems?

Komander_Kalm: *laughs nervously* Well…

Piano_Player: Because she agreed to marry me?

Komander_Kalm: I fink Alice iz callin me!

Piano_Player: I didn't hear anything…

Komander_Kalm has signed out

Piano_Player: LOL I can intimidate a Vampire/Ex-commander, 200 years older than me!


LOL XD!

Can anyone think of gd Twilight exclamations? WTV dnt have a gd ring to it… XD

Ps: Review?