Twinkle: Okay, I'm not dead. Sorry for not updating sooner. So here's the next chapter to FN. Note, they are ninjas with cars.
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(The Next Morning)
Everyone was gathered back in the classroom for ninja team placements. Iruka stood in front of the classroom and smiled. "It's been nice teaching you guys for this year. Only a few of you will graduate, all the others will go to college and skip out on being a ninja. Okay, Team 1…"
Naru and her friends zoned out their teacher. "So, whose knows what team they're on?" she asked. Kiba rolled his eyes.
"Naru, you already know the set up. The top rookie, the top kunoichi, and the dead last are one team, the best with the trackers are next, then it's the best interrogators but this year they're reviving the InoShikaCho." He said. Shikamaru nodded.
"So basically it's going to be you, Sasuke, and Sakura or Karin, Kiba, Hinata, and Shino, and me, Ino, and Chouji. Ugh, what a drag." Shikamaru explained before promptly dropping his head back on the desk. Kiba sighed and picked up where Shikamaru left off.
"Whoever is left will just be put on a team, like Neji, Tenten, Lee, Sai, Gaara, Deidara, Jutski, and Mokiko." He said. The all turned back to the front and listened to Iruka again.
"Team 6, Neji, Tenten, and Lee. Your instructor is Gai. Team 7, Sasuke, Deidara, Naru, and Sakura. Your instructor is Kakashi. Team 8, Kiba, Hinata, and Shino. Your instructor is Kurenai. Team 9, Sai, Karin, Jutski, and Mokiko. Your instructor is Ibiki. Team 10 Shikamaru, Ino, and Chouji. Your instructor is Asuma. Team 11, Kyuubi, Shukaku, and Gaara. Your instructor is Anko." Iruka said.
Naru eyes went wide, Sasuke eye started to twitch, Deidara grinned, and Sakura started to get angry. "Iruka-sensei! Why do I have to be on a team with two dumb blond bimbos! I and Sasuke are perfectly fine!" Sakura yelled. Iruka sighed and started to massage the bridge of his nose.
"Sakura… Sasuke and Deidara tied for rookie. Naru is top kunoichi. You're the dead last." He said flatly. Karin stood and started to yell too.
"Then why can't I be on Team 7?" she yelled. Iruka sighed and ignored her.
"Anyway, you're Jonin sensei should be here soon. Enjoy your careers." Iruka said before he left the room. Everyone started to talk again.
About 10 minutes later, all the other teens were gone and Sakura, Sasuke, Deidara, and Naru were left. "I guess bad habits never change." Naru sighed. He and her brother were playing a game of Go Fish while Sasuke was watching. Sakura was looking at him longingly.
Now's my chance. She thought. She got up from her chair across the room and walked over to him. "Sasuke-kun, I'm sorry for yesterday." He snorted.
"It's not me you should be apologizing to." He said as Naru won another game. She looked at her brother and dropped the cards.
"That's it! This is so boring! Let's play strip poker!" Naru declared loudly. Deidara looked at her wide eyed while Sasuke sat down next to Naru.
"I'm in." he said. Sakura sat next to Deidara.
"I'll play too." She said.
After three hours of playing, Naru was down to her bra, panties, and shorts, Sasuke was down to his shorts and boxers, Sakura was down to her tank-top bra and panties, and Deidara down to nothing but his boxers. He broke out into a cold sweat and his teeth started chattering. Naru put down a four of aces, Sakura put down two threes and two sevens, Sasuke put down four kings, and Deidara put down four twos. Everyone looked towards him.
"Come on bro. Fair game." Naru said. Just as she was going to pounce on him, the door opened and Kakashi walked in.
"Yo." He said with on of his eye smiles.
"It took you long enough Kakashi-sensei." Sakura said as she collected her clothing. Naru glared at Deidara.
"You got lucky." She said. "But next time, there won't be any interruptions." Kakashi cocked an eyebrow at them.
"What have you guys been doing?" he asked.
"Playing strip poker since you weren't here." Sasuke said. Kakashi sighed.
"Okay, meet me on the roof." He said before he poofed out of existence. Naru slipped her t-shirt back on over her head and walked up to the roof followed by Sakura and Sasuke then Deidara.
Once they were seated, Sasuke in middle with Naru in his lap, Deidara on his left and Sakura on the far right, Kakashi started to talk. "Okay, since it's been months since the last time we introduced ourselves, we'll do it again. You know, name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams."
"How about you go first." Naru said nonchalantly from her spot on her boyfriend's lap. Kakashi sighed and put his book away.
"Okay. My name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes… dislikes, I don't know. My hobbies are none of your concern. I've had dreams all week." He said. They sweatdropped. "Alright pinky, you go first."
Sakura's eye twitched at the name. "My name is Sakura Haruno. I like reading, gardening, and making medicine. My hobbies are…" she looked at Sasuke and giggled. "… and watching TV. My dream for the future is to get married with Sasuke." Sakura finished. Naru glared at her and leaned on Sasuke possessively.
Sakura is still the blind fangirl she was at the beginning of the year. Kakashi thought. "Your dislikes?"
"Naru!"
"The feeling is mutual."
"Alright Naru, you're next." Kakashi sighed.
"As you all know, my name is Naru Uzumaki-Namikaze. I like my precious people, my car, and Sasuke. I dislike two people with odd hair colors and people who pick on others. My hobbies are training, singing, and rocking out. My dream for the future is to become a kick ass kunoichi and a part time rock star and to live my life with my family, friends, and Sasu." Naru finished with a smile. Kakashi nodded and pointed to Deidara who was staring at nothing in particular.
"My name is Deidara Uzumaki-Namikaze and I'm Naru's adopted brother. My likes are exploding things and art. My dislikes are Sakura, Karin and people who hurt my friends. My hobbies include going to the arcade, drawing, and watching things explode. My dream for the future is to become a good shinobi." He said with a smile.
"Alright Sasuke, your last."
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha…" he wrapped his arm around Naru waist and put his head on her shoulder, "… My dislikes are Sakura and my brother. My hobbies are teasing the dobe…" HEY! "… and training. My dream for the future is to find out how my clan got wiped and restore it with a certain someone." Naru blushed a bright red and kicked Sasuke in the shin. "Ow! What the hell was that for?"
"For being a pervert. You didn't have to say that." Naru muttered. Sakura snorted.
"It's not even going to be you so why worry?" she asked. Naru's eye twitched and her blush faded as she stood up.
"You think it's going to be you! He just said you were one of his dislikes! That basically means he hates you so why the hell would he like you!" Naru barked. Kakashi put his hands up.
"Maa, maa, settle down Naru." Kakashi said. Naru sat back down in Sasuke lap and huffed as Sasuke arms automatically snaked themselves around her waist. "Okay, tomorrow we'll have a test." Sakura snorted.
"Please Kakashi-sensei. We already took a test." Kakashi snorted in turn.
"Do you really think we would really let anybody become a ninja? Anybody can do a Henge, Bushin, and a Kimiwari. The Jonin sensei gives the really test. That other one was to wipe out the hopeless." Kakashi grinned evilly. "There's a 66% fail rate. And nobody has been able to pass my test."
Sakura and Deidara face-faulted while Naru looked at Kakashi weirdly. "Okay, meet me here at five tomorrow morning. Oh, and don't eat anything. Ja!" Kakashi disappeared in a poof of smoke. Naru blinked and scowled.
"Be here by eight and eat a big breakfast." Naru said before she, Deidara, and Sasuke left. Sakura was left on the roof not knowing whom to believe.
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(The Next Morning)
By the time Naru and her brother got there, they saw Sakura half sleep by one of the training poles. "I guess if she didn't listen to the first warning she hasn't eaten neither." Deidara pointed out.
"Sakura! Wake up!" Naru yelled. Sakura jolted awake and looked around her franticly.
"I wasn't sleep!" she yelled. Her eyes settled on the two blondes standing in front of her. "Oh, it's you guys. Where's Sasuke-kun?"
"I don't know." Naru said as she plopped down on the ground. "Just because I'm his girlfriend, doesn't mean I have to be watching over him twenty-four seven." Deidara sat down next to Naru more gracefully.
"Naru, you seem tired." Naru glared at her brother.
"Tired? TIRED! OF COURSE I'M TIRED! WITH YOU BLOWING THOSE BOMBS UP IN THE BACKYARD ALL NIGHT LONG!" Naru yelled.
"Geez Naru. It's early in the morning. No need for yelling." a voice said from behind them. Naru stood up and Sasuke sat down where she sat before she sat on him laid on his chest before going to sleep.
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The unofficial Team 7 were all asleep on the ground when Kakashi got there. Naru was asleep in a ball by Deidara and Sasuke who were propped up on the poles. Sakura was on the other side of the training ground with twigs in her hair sprawled out on the ground. He soundlessly tried to walk over to wake Naru up but her fox ears twitched and she looked up at him with slitted eyes. He remembered what happened as if it was two days ago. (Twinkle: It was two days ago.)
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After the party, Kyuubi wanted to give Naru graduation present. "Kit, come here."
Naru walked over to her. "Yeah?" All of a sudden, she was surrounded by a red glow and a burst of light. Everyone that was leaving turned to the light. When it receded, Naru had her fox ears and tail back. Her eyes widened.
"I'm adopting you into both of my families; the bijou family and the fox family. Congrats kit." Faster than anyone could blink, Naru glomped Kyuubi and they fell into the near by pool.
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Kakashi eye smiled and waved at Naru. She uncurled out of her ball and stretched like a cat before she stood up. She smacked her boyfriend and brother with her tail and walked over to stand next to Kakashi. The two boys also got up.
"What time is it?" Naru asked. Kakashi took a clock out of no-where.
"It's 11:30." He stated. Naru turned to and looked at Kakashi weirdly.
"You had a clock yet you were late?" she asked quietly. The Jonin didn't reply but threw the clock at Sakura. Once the clock made contact, Sakura jolted awake. She looked around wildly. Her eyes landed on Sasuke and she blushed. Then she looked for the one who embarrassed her in front of her Sasuke-kun; a grinning Naru. She ran up to her and yelled.
"Why did you through that clock at me? Why are you trying to embarrass mess in front of my Sasuke-kun?" Naruto fell out onto the ground and laughed.
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After Sakura composed herself and Naru stopped laughing, all the genin sat back down. "Alright, you test is to take these bells from me." Kakashi pulled out three bells and tied them to his belt. "If you don't, you will be tied to a pole and watch as the rest of us eat. Also, you'll be sent to college and you won't be able to ever become a ninja."
"But sensei, there's only three bells." Sakura pointed out.
"That means one of you is bound to fail." Naru grinned foxily, Sasuke smirked, and Deidara smiled excitedly. Sakura, on the other hand, was horror struck.
That means if I fail, I'll be separated from Sasuke-kun. Sakura thought. But he loves me so he won't let me get left behind.
"Remember, look underneath the underneath." Kakashi said. Naruto took a pose before she grinned. Kakashi looked at her. "Damn it. Hold did you figure it out so quickly?"
"It was originally my daddy's test." Naru said. Kakashi's face started to fall as his free time without a team started to slip away.
"But you still have to convince your teammates."
"My boyfriend and my brother; not that hard." Naru said as Kakashi fell to the ground.
"My precious free time," he sobbed, "why have you left me?"
"Well Kakashi-sensei, it's not all bad. You still get to help me learn my daddy's techniques, right?" Naru said, not really wanting to see the person she viewed as an uncle sad. He perked right back up and started to dance. They sweatdropped. "Uh... sensei, we need to start this test."
"Ready, GO!" All four of them took off into the forest.
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Twinkle: The next chapter is the bell test. Can somebody give me some kind of idea as to what I can do during it? Please and Sankyu. JA!
