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Chapter 2 : Crazy Ponies
Squirtament's POV
I'm guessing Twilight's probably under a tree somewhere away from the noise of the playground reading a book if she's anything like me. I just have to find a large, secluded tree and I'll find Twilight.
CRASHHHH!
What was that!? I think it came from the sandbox. I guess my quest for Twilight is on hold for know.
I've found the source of the noise and it seems as if a pegasus has crash-landed in the school's sandbox.
Pegasus : THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK RAINBOW DASH! BELOW. THE. BELT!
Rainbow : It's not my fault your so gullible Scratch!
What?
Scratch : Urgh…! that Rainbow Dash gets on my nerves sometimes.
Who are these crazy ponies?
Squirts : If I may ask, who are you and why are you here?
Scratch : Oh, hi there! I'm Scratch, as you have just seen I've just landed here because Rainbow thought it would be a wonderful idea to distract me while we were racing.
Rainbow : I didn't think you'd stop flying just because I yelled 'ice-cream'.
Scratch : You know I love ice cream Rainbow Dash! Obviously if you yell ice-cream I'm going to stop whatever I'm doing and look for it!
Rainbow : Whatever.
Squirts : You argue like a married couple.
Scratch : What?
Rainbow : Hey Scratch, who's your new friend!?
Scratch : Oh that's!… what's your name blue pony?
Squirts : My name's Squirtament Feather. You can call me Squirts.
Scratch : His name is Squirts!
Rainbow : Squirts huh!
I'm surprised that we're having this conversation while that Rainbow pony was still airborne.
Rainbow : We'd better get back to Cloudsdale. Everypony is probably waiting to congratulate me for that awesome Sonic Rainboom!
So she's the one who caused it. Is she that fast, I mean she still looks like a filly to me, I'd think it's impossible for a filly her age. And if she did cause it that must mean she's really fast and the fact that that Scratch pony's able to keep up with her must mean he's pretty fast too. Rainbow also felt the need to cheat when she raced with Scratch meaning he's fast enough to beat her. The again I might be over thinking things.
And I thought Cloudsdale was pretty far from here. The fact that they can make journeys here and back at their leisure is pretty impressive.
Trixie : Step right up everypony to watch the Great And Powerful Trixie as she performs magic far beyond the skill of a filly of her age.
Urgh… I hate ponies who refer to themselves in third person. They're very annoying and usually idiotic.
Scratch : Magic huh…I'll catch up with you Dashie, I wanna go see this magic with my own eyes.
Rainbow shrugged and flew off in the direction of Cloudsdale.
Squirts : Are you even allowed to be here? What's with this school's security system anyway?
Scratch just shook his head and we set off in the direction of the Magic show.
Scratch : What kind of magic do you think she'll do?
Squirts : I dunno. Maybe she'll do actual advanced spells.
Scratch : Nah. She sounds kinda dumb. I don't think she's capable of that.
My exact thoughts.
Squirts : True.
Scratch : Hey I think we're here.
We are. That Trixie pony is standing on a stage of sorts. Probably just a desk with a cloth thrown over. I guess she's doing stage magic, not actual magic. Stage magic is just trickery at its core. And she spoke as if she was gonna do real magic.
Scratch : Look she's starting.
Scratch doesn't seem excited either but he seems to be looking for something in Trixie's act. Hopefully the same thing I'm looking for too.
Trixie : Now watch as I make this quill disappear!
This was followed by a series of "Oohs" and "Aahs" from the gathering crowd which was more than 25 ponies now.
After Trixie performed her "magic". Scratch as I had expected picked up something
Scratch : That wasn't the magic I expected.
Squirts : Well…Invisibility Spells are far beyond our magic capabilities as foals. Especially passing the invisibility to other objects. And Teleportation is the other spell she could have used but there was no magic aura surrounding the object.
Scratch : The quill is behind her ear.
Or that. It seems that we were looking for the same thing but I was looking for traces of magic and he was watching her movements.
Squirts : Should we expose her?
Scratch : Nah, let's just…. enjoy the show for now.
Later
I. CAN'T. BREATH. That was the FUNNIEST thing I've ever watched in my entire life. I was laughing throughout the entire show.
Squirts : H-h-hey… Scratch remember when she sawed herself in half when that blue filly with the blue and white mane fainted.
Scratch : Y-y-yeah… and then they had to calm her down after she woke saying that it was okay and that Trixie put herself back together.
Squirts : Even though Trixie had just put fake doll legs in the other side of the box!
Scratch : What made me laugh the most was when stuffing began to pour out when she had accidentally ripped part of the doll!
I'm still laughing with Scratch but I think we're being followed.
Trixie : Hey you two. I didn't put on a comedic performance did I now?
She raised an eyebrow.
Scratch : Might as well have been one.
I'm struggling to hold back my laughter.
Trixie : Oh please. You're just in awe of my magnificence.
Yeah right.
Squirts : Whatever, it's time to leave anyway. I'm heading to the entrance to get picked up. You should probably leave now Scratch.
Scratch : Oh yeah, I left Dash by herself. She can't handle publicity without me.
Squirts : Oh yeah she'd drown in fan-ponies without you even though she could probably out-fly them.
Scratch : You need to work on your sarcasm.
Squirts : My sarcasm is fine, now leave.
SHWOOM!
Why is he so fast? I might've seen wrong but I thought…
Squirts : I could have sworn I saw a drawing cutie mark not a speed one.
Trixie : Earth to blue pony. I repeat earth to blue pony.
Squirts : I have a name you know.
Trixie : Trixie Lulamoon you?
Squirts : Squirtament Feather. Not-so-pleased to meet you Ms Lulamoon.
Trixie : Not-so-pleased to meet you too Mr Feather.
Great Trixie's leaving now. I guess I should look for-
? : Mr Feather.
That just made my job a whole lot easier.
Squirts : Ms Sparkle, I presume you have a reason for approaching me?
Twilight : Of course I do, I believe you should know that unauthorized entry of the school premises is against the rules.
Nice! I guessed correctly!
Squirts : Whatever do you mean Ms Student Council President?
Twilight : Flattery and feigning innocence won't get you anywhere Mr Feather.
She took Student Council President as a compliment so I already know what kind of pony she is.
Squirts : Setting goals already are we Ms Sparkle.
Twilight : Answer the question Squirtament Feather.
She dropped the formalities. She's getting serious. So am I.
Squirts : Alright, no need to worry Twilight. By the way can I call you… Twylie?
Twilight : No.
Squirts : Twi?
Twilight : No.
Squirts : Alright Twylie where were we?
I think I'm getting under her skin. She just readjusted her glasses three times consecutively. All my years off practicing on my neighbor is paying off.
Twilight : The pegasus Feather, the pegasus.
Squirts : The pegasus feather? This is an all unicorn school.
Twilight : Surely you aren't this idiotic if you came second to me by 0.2 percent.
She's pulling out all the stops. Gotta bail!
Squirts : My, my, would you look at the time I'd better get going. It was nice meeting you Ms Sparkle.
Twilight : You wont ever get that close to beating me again.
Is she challenging me?
Squirts : Is that a challenge?
Twilight : Maybe it is.
She's smiling. She's crazy. I'm leaving.
Oh boy I've already got an enemy in Trixie and a rival in Twilight and school hasn't even officially started. But I've got a friend. He's crazy, but a friend nonetheless. And I never got his full name.
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