The girls finally snuck away from Deidara, avoiding his psycho babble about Bob the imaginary cookie pudding monster. They wandered aimlessly around the Akatsuki base until they came upon Zetsu, standing in the middle of the hall. (Insert dramatic music here)

"Oh look, it's the younger Uchihas... let's eat them," The black half of Zetsu's face suggested evilly.

"But we can't eat them..." The white half replied.

"Do it!"

"No!"

"Do it!"

"No!"

"Just freakin' eat 'em!"

"But... just... no!" The girls' heads moved back and forth as if watching a tennis match.

"Maybe we should leave now..." Izumi whispered to her younger sister.

"No," Tani replied firmly, "I wanna see what happens."

"But... wait a minute... wasn't Zetsu there two seconds ago...?"

"Um..." Just then...

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Zetsu yelled coming out of the floor from beneath them. The girls shrieked and jumped out of the way just in time.

"PSYCHO!!!!!!" Both girls yelled at the same time.

"I told you this was a bad idea," Izumi snapped at Tani. Tani just stuck her tongue out at her older sister. Then... they ran... very fast... away... yeah.