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2nd chapter!!! Excited much?

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"Blah Blah Blah" - Talking

Blah Blah Blah - Thoughts

Blah Blah Blah - Stress on words

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Chapter 2 : Solution to the World's Hunger Problem

After a mostly uneventful dinner, Harry very slowly walked through the already dark corridors to the Common room. He noticed a shadow behind him. Harry turned around to face Draco Malfoy.

"Potter." Draco spat out.

"Hey Hunny!" Harry replied absent-mindly.

Draco looked at him with a WTF face.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"er...kidding?"

"Whatever Potter. I just come to tell you that you better watch your back this year." He smirked.

"Oh, and a detention tomorrow for wandering the halls past curfew." Draco pointed to his shiny prefect badge.

"Have fun." And with that Draco turned around and left, leaving Harry wondering.

What the hell is wrong with me? Why did I say that? He's also my worst enemy! GROSS!

Harry finally reached the Gryffindor Common Room.

Oh GOD! He's a guy!!!

"He's also a guy! EW!" He screamed, turning heads of a few passer-bys. Before having to make-up an explanation, Harry quickly ran up the stairs to the boy's dormitories. He jumped into his bed, but found something - or someone sleeping on it.

"Dude! That's my freaking bed!" Ron yelled.

"Oops sorry Ron hehe..." Harry got off his bed and got into his own, immediately falling asleep.


Harry woke up, the sun shining down on him from the window of the Gryffindor tower. He stumbled out of bed and looked at his watch. 10:05 on a Sunday morning. Everyone must have already left to eat.

Looking around for something to wear, Harry noticed something pink and fluffy partially hidden under Ron's pillow. Curious, Harry walked up to Ron's bed, and took out what seemed to be a diary. He slowly opened it up, and started reading the latest entry.

"Dear Diary,

Harry has gotten soo totally hot this summer, I just love the way his hair shines in the sun! I love him so super duper much!!!

Always Yours, Love Ron"

Oh HELL NO.

Harry quickly placed it back where it was before, and ran downstairs and towards the Great Hall, hoping the food will help him forget the rather scary piece of information he found out a few moments earlier.


Still traumatized, and in a slight daze, Harry walked up to Ron and Hermione, and sat down.

"Hi Harry! Feeling better today?" Ron smiled at him. Harry suspiciously eyed him back.

Perv.

Ron and Hermione gave Harry worried glances.

"Harry, please talk to us!"

"I'm fine! I'm just-- Whoa Dean those shoes are SO last season, I wouldn't be caught DEAD wearing them!" Harry squealed, pointing at Dean Thomas' shoes. Dean blushed and muttered something to himself, then left to join another part of the table. (hopefully one that didn't notice his bad taste in shoes)

Someone put their arm on Harry's shoulder for comforting, and he turned around to find out whom. Harry immediately noticed it was Ron, and almost fell off the bench. He really didn't need any sexual harassment at this point, and although it didn't seem like it, he was sure there were perverted thoughts going through Ron's mind.

Before anyone had the chance to ask about Harry's recent behaviour, he ran off.


It seemed like Harry were running for ages, before his legs finally gave out and he collapsed by some random statue. (A/N: Tanya: sup Random Statue? RS: nm u?)

And why exactly was I running just now? Harry began to wonder, but he just couldn't remember why. Great, now I am hungry. Wait, what's this? He noticed a sandwich that was stuffed in his pocket, and immediately took it out and started chewing, the lost energy quickly coming back to him. Well, that sure was fortunate, wasn't it. I must remember to do that more often. My ideas are going to save the worlds hunger problem!

While Harry was thinking about saving the world, he walked right into someone, causing both of them to tumble down. Harry didn't know who it was yet, but it felt perfect lying on their tight chest and well-defined abs. It was perfect at least, until that person roughly threw him into a wall.

Harry groaned in pain, but managed to stand up and face the one and only Draco Malfoy. He was glaring at Harry with disgust, but it was soon turned into his infamous smirk.

"Well Potter, I know all the girls want me, but I didn't know you wanted me as well."

Draco was standing there, waiting to hear Harry's pathetic comeback, and then laugh at Harry's inability to make a witty remark. Instead he noticed something very different.

Damn right I want you Draco, you're a fine piece of ass. Harry thought, staring hungrily at Draco Malfoy.

"You are so hot!" Harry exclaimed, but immediately covered his mouth. Draco however, heard every word, and was already off.

Why is everyone running today? Harry thought, picking up the half-eaten sandwich off the floor, and finishing it in one bite.


We can't really do this on the site, but the diary entry by Ron was supposed to have been covered with hearts. Just so you know.

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