"What kind of prank are we doing..?" I asked.
" Oh, well to start off with, Prank calls" He said grinning. He took the house phone and we sat down on the floor.
" Who are you gonna call?" I asked.
" Eddie-boy !" He said dialing and putting the phone on speaker so that I could hear.
" Hello" Edward said.
" Hello?" Said Emmet.
" Yes?"
" How may I help you sir?" Emmet said trying not to laugh now.
" Um, Excuse me but you are the one who called me"
" No you called me, now how can I help you?"
" YOU called ME." Edward growled. I giggled.
" sir! I do not have all day for this. Now tell me what you want or I'm gonna call the police!"
" YOU. "
"Good day sir, I've had enough of your silliness." Emmet said and then hung up before Edward could say anything. We burst in to laughter. That had been hilarious , I could just imagine his face, im surprised he hadn't crushed his phone to bits.
" Okay, okay! Who next?" Emmet asked me. I thought for a while then decided.
"Jasper!"
He handed me the phone then I dialed.
" Hello" He answered.
"Hey!"
" umm, yes? "
" oh, well I was wondering if you could help me with a problem I have"
" Who is this?"
" who are you, now that's what I wanna know"
" but you called me-"
" So anyway , I was wondering if you could tell me how to get to Sesame street?"
He was silent for a while until he answered, sounding pissed.
" Is this some type of joke?"
" No, listen man I just wanna know how to get to Sesame street"
He sighed. I bit my bottom lip so wouldn't start laughing.
" but.. Sesame street isn't real!" he yelled.
" Are you calling me a LIAR?" I yelled back.
" No, I'm calling you INSANE"
" fine, if you don't wanna tell me sesame street is then go Fuck yourself"
" .REAL-" Jasper yelled. He didn't get to finish his sentence because I'd hung up. Me and Emmet were laughing hysterically. I was holding my stomach it was starting to hurt from laughing so much.
" Okay, okay, lets call…. ROSALIE!" I said.
Emmet looked wary, He knew how Rosalie was and so did I.. but I really didn't care.
" I'll Do it" I said. Emmet dialed her number then Handed me the phone. Emmet looked like he was Gonna piss his pants.
" Calm down" I mouthed to him.
" Hello?" Answered Rosalie.
" Yes. Hello I'm Bartholomew and I work at the bubble factory. I saw bubbles, bubbles, bubbles. bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles-" then rose hung up. I called back and surprisingly she answered.
" Hello?
" And bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.."
" SHUT THE HELL UP! Okay I get it you saw bubbles . Good for you now leave me alone!" She growled.
It was silent and I wondered if she hung up , but I heard her heavy breathing on the other line.
" bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles-"
I heard he growl and then heard a whole bunch of crunching and snapping sounds. I didn't hear anything on the other line. I turned to Emmet and asked " What happened?"
" She crushed her phone." he said with a chuckle.
I heard a ringing and realized my phone was ringing.
" Hello?" I answered/
" is your refrigerator running!" the person said . I turned around and realized it was Emmet.
" Emmet you idiot we are in the same room! I can see you"
" Can you? Or is this all just an illusion!" he said. I hung up and chucked my phone at his head.
" idiot" I muttered, but he was already dialing a number.
" hello?" the person said.
" 7 days… " Emmet said breathing heavily.
" Emmet , you idiot I know its you" said Alice. Well of course she'd know , with her future seeing self. I laughed.
" Wait! Alice did you tell the other that we pranked them, please tell me you didn't." Emmet asked, frantic.
Alice laughed her silvery laugh and answered. " Nope. And I don't think I have too" She said giggling.
" Huh?" Emmet asked confused and so was I for that matter.
But Emmet didn't have time to ask more when suddenly the door burst open and Edward, Jasper, Rosalie stood there no sign of humor on their faces. Emmet shrieked like a little girl and chucked the phone at Edward. I glared at him.
" Emmet!" I said.
" what-" Emmet began but was cut off as Edward tackled him to the ground and started throwing punches.
They rolled around on the ground until jasper yelled " STOP!" Everyone looked up from the scene unfolding before us.
He smiled at Edward. " Lemme Get a few good hits too!" I laughed as they were beating Emmet up and giving him wedgies.
After they were done they seemed pleased and happy.. Emmet stood up- most of his clothes torn and ruined - with a pout.
I giggled and he glared at me.
" Bella was part of it too!" he said pointing at me. I glared at him while he smirked back.
" Hmmm, your right." Said Edward looking at jasper. They shared a glance, smirked and then came at me. They started tickling me and I began squealing.
" Ahhhhhh! Stop, stop! " I gasped. My stomach started hurting from laughing so much.
" Take that!" Jasper said. Edward laughed and stopped. So did jasper.
I stayed on the floor catching my breath and sat up.
" I almost died. I swear" I said. Everyone laughed while I glared.
" Well you guys made me crush my phone. So were even!" said Rosalie.
Okay. So that was the last time I'd make prank call with Emmet.
" I Get pounded while she gets tickled! that's bogus!" Emmet yelled.
" Shut up Emmet." Rosalie said.
Yup, Never gonna do pranks with him for sure.
