Chapter 2-Don't Forget About Us!
On the plane, Alphonse had to remove the separator between two seats so he'd fit. When it came to snack time, Riza was getting ready to eat until they gave her a pack of peanuts.
"What the heck is this?" She asked.
"It's your afternoon snack," The lady said.
"I'm a human being," Riza said, "not a friggin' elephant!"
"But…"
BANG!
The lady ran as Riza chased her down the plane with her favorite gun.
"I wonder how the organization is doing without me," Roy said.
"Relax colonel," Ed said. "I'm sure they're fighting off thieves all by themselves."
At the HQ
Ross and Bloch were being hung from around the waist as the thieves took every single file about themselves to burn.
"That's government property!" Maria Ross yelled. "Put it back!"
"Shaddup!" Someone yelled.
Back with the alchemists
"D-did you just say th-thieves?" Roy asked stuttering.
"Re-lax!" Edward demanded. "You're so attached to your work like magnets to Al."
Ed shouldn't have said that. Knowing Ed and Al's luck, a bunch of ladies were selling free magnets and they all attacked Ed's automail leg and arm and Al's entire body.
"You're right," Roy sneered. "I'm just like the magnets."
"Talk to the magnet," Ed said.
Roy read the magnet Ed held up that said: Shove it!
Riza was still chasing the lady until she fell to the ground with cramps. "It's that time of the month!"
"Quick, get a tampon!" Someone yelled.
Three familiar people came from behind the curtain to see what was going on.
"Who needs one?" Winry asked. "I'm a mechanic and a healer and I got one!"
"It looks like her," Envy said, pointing at Riza.
"No," Roy said. "Not HIM! Anyone but HIM!"
Maes Hughes took a look at Roy and shouted, "Hello Roy, oh buddy, oh pal!"
"Greetings Maes, you pain in the ass you," Roy greeted.
"Envy," Ed growled, "why are you here?"
"I made a peace treaty with the HQ," Envy said, "and I heard you guys were on vacation…Where's Armstrong?"
In the back
Armstrong was flexing his muscles and the kids began to cry.
"Oh my God, make him stop mommy, make him stop!"
"THE TORTURE!"
"Flex them sexy muscles baby," A lady yelled.
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