Olivia was bouncing up and down. Up and down. Up and down-
"Ow! My eye!"
"Sorry Amethyst!" Olivia said and stopped bouncing. She checked on her new friend, kneeling down.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just try not to bounce on my eye please?"
"Yes, of course."
Amethyst had morphed herself into a trampoline and Olivia was bouncing on her. They had nothing else to do really.
A figure was walking out of the forest, her head down and a flush on her cheeks.
"Hey Pearl!" Amethyst called out. "Enjoy your all night walk in the woods? Gonna play more tongue tennis with your new boyfriend?"
"Shut up, Amethyst!" Pearl yelled. After they caught Pearl and Ford making out, she ran out. Ford tried to call her back, but it was useless. Amethyst still remembered Pearl's face, eyes wide, flushed cheeks and shiny lips.
Pearl knocked on the door and Ford answered it.
"Hi, um, how are you?" Pearl awkwardly asked.
"Fine." There was an awkward silence for a while then Ford invited her in. Pearl walked into the shack and gently closed the door.
Amethyst laughed again and turned back to normal. Olivia fell down before sitting up.
"Why do you make fun of her?"
"It'll be a lot more funny when you know her, believe me."
"You know, it'd be a lot more fun if we had a real trampoline don't you think?"
"Hey, yeah" Amethyst was stroking her chin. "It would be..."
"Why can't we have a trampoline?!"
"Because it's very expensive and I'm not buying you something that expensive when you're staying here temporarily." Ford reasoned.
"Oh come on Ford!" Amethyst whined. "Whenever I shape shift into a trampoline I want to bounce too!"
"Yeah!
"Then have someone else shape shift into a trampoline!"
Garnet and Buddy walked in the kitchen, eating ice cream sandwiches.
"Hey Garnet will you shape shift into a trampoline for us?"
Garnet thought for a moment before giving her answer.
"No."
"What? Garnet, please!"
"I said no!"
"Fine! Peeaaaaaaaarl, shape shift into a trampoline!"
"No!"
"Sorry, Amethyst, Olivia, I'm not buying a trampoline."
Amethyst sighed and leaned on Olivia's shoulder.
"How will we get a trampoline?"
"We can go into the streets and sing."
"That sounds dumb"
"Any other ideas?"
Amethyst and Olivia were in the middle of the side walk, they had a hat down and Olivia was singing a song.
Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle,
the rooster just won't quit,
And I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cos they like to beat their
Meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you,
so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cos she's a
Contaminated water,
can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck!
A man walked by and tossed them a quarter. That's all they had.
"Shit, why aren't we getting more money?" Amethyst complained. "We're singing good songs!"
"The people in this town are cheap." Olivia yelled at the man "Thanks for the single quarter asshole!
"What else can we do to make money?" Olivia asked.
"We pickpocket people."
"We turn to a life of crime?!"
"It's the only thing I can think of."
"Okay Amethyst, okay. Let's turn to a life of crime."
They pickpocketed alot of people. Amethyst or Olivia would start a conversation and the other one would take their wallet and empty out the money when they weren't looking. Put the wallet back and run off. Then they'd finish the conversation they were having. They stole about hundred dollars.
"Hey, Amethyst, do you think we can steal money at Greasy's Diner?" Olivia asked while they were walking. "I mean it'd be one huge heist to get four hundred dollars then a bunch of little ones for one eighth of the price."
"You know, that sounds a little ambitious, but what the hell? We can do anything!"
"Yeah! Let's do it!"
Ford sat down at his table eating a sandwich he made for lunch. The phone rang and he went to answer it.
"Hello, Stanford Pines speaking?"
"Ford! Oh am I glad to talk to you!"
"Amethyst? Why are you calling? Where are you?"
"Well me and Olivia were walking around town, singing songs-"
"Get to the point."
"Me and Olivia are in prison for robbing Greasy's Diner."
"You're in prison?!"
"Who's in prison?!" Pearl had walked into the kitchen and overheard his phone call.
Ford turned to her "Amethyst and Olivia, they robbed Greasy's Diner."
"They what?!"
"Oh Jesus," Amethyst said in the phone.
Pearl took the phone from Ford's hands and began to scold Amethyst for stealing money.
"Look we're sorry! We just need to get bailed out!"
Pearl suddenly looked very interested. "You can get out?"
"Yeah, for a hundred bucks!"
"Ford we can bust them out, all we need is a hundred dollars!"
Ford sighed in relief. "Good, something tells me they wouldn't like prison very much."
"I love it here!" Amethyst cried out as the prisoners carried her and Olivia on their backs. The prisoners took a liking for the two due to their charm, cuteness and fun songs.
"I know! Who knew being stuck in prison could be so fun!"
"Amethyst, Olivia. You're free to go."
"What?"
"Awww!" The prisoners said in sync.
"Yeah, your friends bailed you out."
Amethyst grabbed Olivia's hand.
"Oh shit."
"Why did you two rob money from Greasy's Diner?!"
"Because you wouldn't get us a trampoline, so we had to get money to buy one!" Olivia yelled.
"Get a job! That would have been alot easier!"
"Oh, yeah."
"We really messed up did we?"
"You did."
"Amethyst, Olivia what were you thinking?! You can't just steal money like that! You got in trouble and if Ford didn't get you out you would still be in prison!"
"Yeah, yeah P, we're sorry, we just wanted a trampoline. You got to make out with Ford so we should at least have a trampoline."
"Sh-shut up!" Pearl stammered. "How does that equal up to getting a trampoline?!"
"Are you kidding me? Look at him!"
"Yeah Pearl," Olivia said. "Your boyfriend is a total Sex God."
"Can we all be quiet please?!" Pearl and Ford said at the same time.
Thankfully the two seemingly forgot about Amethyst and Olivia.
Amethyst and Olivia got out of bed the next morning to make breakfast when Garnet walked up to the two.
"Go outside you two. I have a surprise."
They went outside and then they screamed. It was a trampoline!
"Who bought this?" Amethyst said in awe.
"Me," Garnet said. "I saw how much you wanted one and I got you one. Go on."
Amethyst and Olivia screamed in joy again and then they went to the trampoline. Pearl and Ford got outside and saw what was happening.
"You bought them the trampoline?" Pearl asked.
"Yep." Garnet said.
"How?" Ford asked.
"This." Garnet showed them a rectangular piece of paper colored in green that read '500 Dollars' in darker green in the middle.
"It fooled them?"
"Yes."
"Well I guess they're happy." Pearl said.
"Yeah, they are."
"Well I'm going to pick up Buddy. He's going to want to play too."
"Alright. Be careful driving." Ford gave Garnet his keys.
"I will, Sex God."
Ford flushed up and Pearl giggled a bit as Garnet walked towards the car.
"Heh, Sex God." Garnet chuckled.
Author's Note: Here's another chapter incase you all wanted one.
