-----KAGURA VS. THOMAS AND FRIENDS-----

Brianna: sighs Ugh! I can't think of another host. Miroku and Sango wouldn't work cause Miroku would always be rubbing her butt and Sango would be too busy hitting him over the head with her boomerang or something. Got any ideas Bethany?

Bethany: I can't get Naraku and Kagura to work together cause Kagura's too caught up in getting freedom away from Naraku. Having them in the same room together would be too dangerous.

Brianna: Then what do we do?

Bethany: light bulb I got an idea!

Brianna: Who?!

Bethany: I think you would have never thought of this possible. But, it was the most obvious one we could have thought of. snaps

-----KAGOME'S TIME-----

Kagome: I told you not to go out of the house!

Inuyasha: WHAT?! I was just bringing you your lunch! Your mom practically begged me to come and give it to you.

Kagome: Well...

both disappear

Random Person From the Street: Augg! Alien attack! They abducted that girl and weird boy!

Everybody Walking: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

start running and ruining everything in their path

BACK AT THE ARENA

Inuyasha: Kagome- looks around Hm? Where are we... don't tell me... AW NO!

Brianna: You decided to get Inuyasha back with Kagome? You know that's not like you!

Kagome: Um, Inuyasha... where are we?

Inuyasha: Am I dreaming? takes his hat off that he used to hid is dog ears in public and then pinches it Oww! Well, we're not in my nightmare. This has to be... looks at Bethany with those same dreamy eyes she's had before aww no! Fangirl!

Brianna: Bethany, don't you dare!

Bethany: I don't care... starts running towards Inuyasha Come here Inuyasha... my darling... it's time!

Inuyasha: dodging Bethany's attemps to grab him What is wrong with her?

Kagome: Where are we?!

Brianna: Inuyasha... Kagome... you're going to be the guests. Inuyasha, you wouldn't have to fight a mouse anymore.

Inuyasha: Thank you. That smack in the head gave me a headache for over a day.

Bethany: Who hurt you? I'll kill them!

Inuyasha: Shuddup!

Brianna: Now, if you please, Kagome, do your stuff.

Kagome: I'll be glad to. Inuyasha... clears throat

Inuyasha: Oh no! What did I do? She's chasing me!

Bethany: Oh yes I am! And I'm not stopping until I get you!

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha goes to the ground and Bethany glares at Kagome

Brianna: Uh oh. That look! Kagome, I think you should...

Bethany comes charging after Kagome

Brianna: RUN!

Kagome: There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home!

Brianna snaps and Bethany and Kagome disappears

FUEDAL ERA

Kagome runs in the woods, then looks behind her to find out that Bethany is still chasing her.

Kagome: What do you want? I got Inuyasha to sit so you can get him? Why are you chasing after me when i did that for you?

Bethany: You hurt my Inuyasha! Now, if you don't want to get your neck twisted, i'd suggest that you better run!

Kagome screams, searching around to see if Inuyasha was zapped with her

Kagome: INUYASHA!

Bethany: I want to get out of here... snaps Hey... why am i not suppose to go back. snaps snaps snaps snaps snaps Why isn't this working?! Ugh... BRIANNA!!!!!!!!!!

BACK IN ARENA

Brianna: Well Inuyasha, it looks like it's only you and me. I guess we're the hosts.

Inuyasha: What if I don't want to be the host? What are you going to do? Hit me? Just remember, I have this. grips his Tetsusaiga handle

Brianna: Just remember I have a little something too!

Inuyasha: Yeah right! You have nothing!

Brianna: That's where you're wrong! I have this! hold out a roll of newspaper goes over to where Inuyasha is and hits him over the head with the newspaper

Inuyasha: Okay, okay! I'll do the stupid show. Now, I have someone that can do the battle.

Brianna: I've already decided.

Inuyasha: Man, you suck!

Brianna: I don't care. Okay, now the person in battle today from Inuyasha is none other than the lovely Kagura.

Inuyasha: Lovely? Try ugly on for size and that'll fit her!

Brianna: Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: What?

Brianna: goes over to him and smacks him in the head over and over and over again until she finally stops You bad boy! SIT!

Inuyasha: Ha ha!

Brianna: Whatever! hits him harder than the other smacks

Inuyasha: Whatever, just bring on Kagura.

Brianna: Without respect, aren't we? Anyway, back to business. mumbles under her breath the following If only I could have gotten Seeshomaru to poke a hole in his neck when he had the chance! snaps

FUEDAL ERA

Kagura is on her feather, watching the skies from where she is.

Kagura: in thought When can I have my other chance for freedom? I want to be free... free as the...

disappears

BACK IN THE ARENA

Kagura appears without her feather and then looks around, confused, ready to use her fan as a weapon. She eyes Brianna and Inuyasha

Kagura: Where am I Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Ask her!

Kagura: You pathetic mortal. I want some answers... NOW! Or I will be forced to use...

Brianna: I know, I know! lazy impression You go "dance of the dragon" and there goes pretty little whirlwinds all over the place.

Kagura: How did you know that?

Brianna: I watch the show, you stupid! I'm a half witch, not a stupid pathetic human like my mother was!

Kagura: Well, that clears things up. Now, why am I call here?

Inuyasha: You're gonna fight some choo choo thing. His name's... Tooboo? Thocass? Tho...

Brianna: Thomas and Friends?

Inuyasha: No... that's not it!

Brianna: rolls her eyes Whatever! Anyway, come on! Now, here's your competetor... snaps and a blue train with a face appears out of nowhere there!

Inuyasha: Now go!

BACK TO ARENA

Brianna: Hello everybody! My name's Brianna...

Inuyasha: And... well... everybody knows my name cause this is a stupid script!

Brianna: SHUT UP!

Inuyasha: Heh! What if I don't want to?!

Brianna: Then I'll do this! snaps

Inuyasha: a puff of smoke covers him and then when it settles, he appears in a pink leotard and a tutu and ribbons in his hair (odd if you ask me!) What the heck did you do to me?!

Brianna: Nothing. Now why don't you... laughs and then says the following word in Kagura's "dance of the blades" dance! snaps

Inuyasha: Stop it! Stop it!

Brianna: No will power! Bowing down when forced to. You know what, I feel sorry for you Inuyasha. Half demon on TV is so powerful and now you're... how should I put this nicely... weak! starts laughing

Inuyasha: STOP IT OR I'LL USE FORCE!

Brianna: What force? I turned your precious Tetsusaiga into your precious pink ribbons. Well, I prefer a goth ballerina. HA! snaps and Inuyasha's hair and clothes and don't forget ribbons are black. His ears aren't there! Oh my gosh! That is so hallarious! I should take a pic and send it to PrincessAella. She would freak!

Inuyasha: Who's she?

Brianna: Don't tell me you don't know her!

Inuyasha: WHO THE HECK IS SHE?!

Brianna: I'm the one talking. snaps and PrincessAella appears out of nowhere Inuyasha... PrincessAella. PrincessAella... Inuyasha.

PrincessAella: Oh... my... god... it's Inuyasha! starts jumping up and down then realizes soon enough that he's in a black tutu and leotard (don't forget the ribbons!)... and ribbons!

Inuyasha: Augg! Another fan girl! Stop making me dance please please please please!!!!!

Brianna: No can do... now as I was saying... Kagura will be facing Thomas and Friends. Muwhahahaha!

Inuyasha: SHUDDUP!

Brianna: Do you want to stop dancing?!

Inuyasha: Yes!

PrincessAella: Brianna, can you PLEASE take off those ribbons and get him out of that tutu. I like my men with silver hair.

Inuyasha: hu...hu... (anime sweatdrop)...

PrincessAella: BRIANNA! I SAID NOW!

Brianna: Fine! snaps and Inuyasha stops dancing... but still has the ribbons in his hair.

Inuyasha: notices PrincessAella staring at him with dreamy eyes Get me away!

Brianna: No, you still have to host! Now, here's the battle!

BATTLE FIELD

Kagura: Finally. Oh, this thing's oh too easy. Here it is... positions her fan for her prized attack DANCE OF THE DRAGON!

Thomas: Choo choo choo! whirlwinds hit hcoo ocoh! dead now

Kagura: Waste of energy!

ARENA

Brianna: Wow... that was quick.

Inuyasha: Your talking!

PrincessAella: Those black ribbons really bring out your eyes!

Inuyasha: another anime sweat drop eh?!

Brianna: Well... til next time...

Inuyasha: Wait! I'm gonna stay here til next time?

Brianna: Yeah. Who else is going to keep her busy?

Inuyasha: I like that other half witch mongrel that you had as a host last time!

Brianna: Nope... now until next time I'm Brianna...

PrincessAella: He's Inuyasha. So, when do we kiss?

Inuyasha: eh?! upon another anime sweatdrop

Brianna: We'll leave these two love birds alone. Until next time with Miroku and Dora the Explorer...

Inuyasha: says as the TV light fades Wait! Don't leave me...