This is chanceoutof20's request for a Patty x Crona fanfic. I hope you enjoy it! Again, I do not own Soul Eater.

Truth or Dare

"Let's play Truth or Dare!" All of Spartoi were at Kid's place for his "exclusive" 18th birthday party. Everybody was sprawled out on the floor after watching Ghostbusters. Unfortunately, they were gotten up by Patty.

"Did I miss the big ghost part? Please don't tell me I missed the big ghost part."

"The movie's over, Kilik." Maka sighed as Kilik and Black*Star began to squabble.

"MAKA-CHOP!" Both boys were sprawled out on the floor, badly bleeding.

"I don't know how to play truth or dare…" Crona nervously gripped his other arm.

"It's easy! Here, I'll go first…" Patty turned her gaze to everyone in the room, making most shrink back in fright. "Okay! Harvar, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Okay! Are you gay?" Patty took immense satisfaction from seeing the usually composed weapon stutter. "Now Harvar goes."

"But he didn't answer the question…" mumbled Kilik, who was immediately glared at by Patty.

"Ox, truth or dare."

"Truth."

"Have you ever cheated on a test?" Ox's face turned many shades of purple before finally mumbling:

"Yes." Immediately afterwards, Ox started weeping. "P-patty, truth or dare."

"Dare!"

"Kiss whoever you like in this room."

"Ok!" Patty jumped over to Crona and kissed him/her on the lips.

"Is Crona even a boy?" Soul whispered to Maka. He was greeted with a maka-chop.

"Shh! Don't ruin the moment!"

"Patty…" Crona shivered.

"OK! Crona, truth or dare?" Crona gripped his arm tighter.

"Truth…"

"Do you like me?" Crona seemed rather taken aback.

"Um… I guess yeah." Crona curled up, as though he wanted to disappear. "I don't know how to do this…"

"This is great!" Patty lifted Crona and kissed him/her again, making Crona blush.

"EW! DO IT IN THE CLOSET!" Everyone threw the two new lovers? Boyfriend/girlfriend? Partners? Into one of the many closets in gallows manor. After which Kid had a fit and had to be locked in a closet himself.