HAIYA! Darkness is BACK with another Chapter of Peanut Butter! This one isn't as long as the Last chapter, but it isn't as long as the third chapter either.. :D

Summary: Will has a jar of Peanut Butter and refuses to share. Ironhide has Biscuits and refuses to share... Galloways there, and so is Glen.. Not sure why... He just is.

Warnings: Uhm... Lots of swearing and such... Suggestive themes... All that garb. :D SLASH! YOU HAS BEEN WARNED! IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! SIMPLES!

Disclaimer: Uhhh... *braindead* yeah... Not Mine. However I do own a jar of Peanut Butter and I did see a GMC topkick once. :D

ON WITH FIC!

PEANUT BUTTER CHAPTER TWO

Ironhide kicked down the door to Galloway's office and stormed in.

"What do you want! Do you know it's a federal offence to kick down an officials door? I'll see I have you all fired and locked away for a very long time!" Galloway said.

"Don't you know that it's a stupid idea to try and break every one up and practically take on the whole army?" Epps retorted, standing next to Graham.

"Now, you're going to listen to me." Ironhide growled, pushing Galloway against the wall by his neck. "If you so much as think of breaking me and Will up I will hunt you down and make you sorry. He's the best thing that's happened to me in a million years and I don't want to lose him. just because you're a cruel lonely bastard it doesn't mean everyone else has to be." Everyone stood there in shock. They thought they were going to threaten with words, not actions. Most of the men, started to back away, not wanting to get in the way

"Well, let me tell you, what your doing, is a federal offence, and I can get you sent away and banned from planet Earth. I will get a presidential order to get you banned from planet Earth" Galloway intimidated.

"Everything is a federal offence to you." Ironhide growled and shoved Galloway against the wall again, more forcefully, making a crack appear.

"Oh, Ironhide and his anger issues." Graham rolled his eyes.

"I know right, Gotta love him" Will said, Grinning like a maniac.

"DO YOU HAVE MY DOUGHNUTS?" Glen shouted. Everyone in the room turned around the look at Glen.

"Brother... No one has your doughnuts, you ate them all" Epps said.

"Oh... Dayum" Glen said.

"Anyway..." Ironhide turned his attention back to Galloway. "I'd like to see you try and get me banned from Earth. Remember what I am? I am a robot in disguise. You wouldn't be able to find me to get me banned."

"Uh.. Uhm,... GET OUT... ALL OF YOU... NOW!" Galloway spat.

"We're not taking orders from you." Ironhide declared.

"Uhm... Ironhide... I think we should do what he says" Will said, turning to look in the doorway.

"Boys, it would be nice to know what the hell is going on here." Morshower said calmly. Ironhide blinked at him, still holding Galloway against the wall.

"He's trying to ban all Autobot-human intimate relationships and he's trying to get the Autobots banned from planet Earth" Epps said. Being all manly and black.

"It's nothing different from usual then, is it?" Morshower asked.

"Not really... but, you know how Ironhide is... with all his anger and such" Epps said, looking at Ironhide.

"Yes, I do know how Ironhide is." Morshower sighed. He really couldn't be bothered to deal with this mess today. All he had wanted was a cup of coffee from the canteen.

"So, can I beat Galloway up, or are you going to stop me?" Ironhide asked.

"Ironhide, leave Director Galloway alone. I'm sure I can sort out this mess." Morshower replied. "Will, take him down to Optimus. Tell him that I want to see some punishment. Ironhide can't go around threatening people just because he doesn't like what they want to do."

"Yes sir" Will said, grabbing Ironhide's arm and dragging him to the hanger where the other Autobots were kept. "Optimus? Morshower wants to see Ironhide punished" Will whined.

"Oh thanks a lot Will... you know I'm going to get another stern telling off now, don't you?" Ironhide rolled his eyes. "We should've just disappeared for a while... to help me relieve my stress. We could've come to see Optimus when I had calmed down." Will looked down. Then back up at Ironhide.

"Actually... Prime... Can you give us about... half an hour... I think Ironhide might kill me otherwise" Will said, running away.

"I'll talk to you later Optimus." Ironhide threw him a slopping salute and ran out of the hangar after Will. He tackled him to the floor.

"Wahhhh... What the hell... why tackle me to the floor?" Will gasped.

"Because I like it when you're on the floor." Ironhide murmured and kissed Will on the lips. Will mumbled against Ironhide's lips.

"Yes... but if Galloway finds us... he'll for sure kill us" Will said, arching his back.

"What makes you think Galloway is going to find us?" Ironhide asked, nipping Will's bottom lip. "And besides, who cares if he does? He won't be able to kill us. Morshower's going to set him straight." Will scoffed.

"or gay?"

"What?" Ironhide asked. "When I said set him straight... I didn't mean it like that... oh thank you Will, now I have bad images in my head." Ironhide rolled off of Will onto his back and covered his eyes with his hands, his face contorted in a grimace. Will started laughing.

"I'm sorry" He gasped. "I didn't mean it like that"

"TOO LATE. MY BRAIN IS DYING." Ironhide yelled. "THANK YOU, WILL. THANK YOU SO MUCH."

"Why is Ironhide's brain dying?" Ratchet asked, walking out of the hangar. "Did his CPU crash again? If it did you better let me take him into the med-bay..."

"No, Ratchet... Its a figure of speech... well... I think he's using the human form of that phrase... Ironhide... Honey... Are you okay?"

"MAKE IT GO AWAY." Ironhide yelled. "HAVING AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION AND THE WHOLE OF THE INTERNET AT YOUR DISPOSAL IS NOT GOOD."

"Uh... I think he's actually dying"

"Or just overreacting. He's such a drama queen sometimes." Ratchet said. "Ironhide! Are you actually crashing, or are you being a drama queen?"

"FUCK OFF RATCHET."

"He's being a drama queen." Ratchet decided, walking back into the hangar.

"Ironhide... stop being a drama queen" Will said, following ratchet.

"Where the hell are you going?" Ironhide sat bolt upright and called after Will. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO ME. GET BACK HERE."

"Oh for... FINE!" Will turned on his heel and ran straight into Ironhide. Making his back go back to the ground, he then kissed his lips "Better now?"

"Much better." Ironhide grinned and ruffled Will's hair.

"GAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING... DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO DO MY HAIR IN THE MORNING?" Will shouted, his hands going straight to his hair and attempted to sort it out.

"Will, you never do your hair in the morning. You just walk around with bed hair for the whole day." Ironhide smirked. "Now who's being a drama queen?"

"Shut your face" He said. Nibbling on the soft spot on Ironhide's neck.

"Okay... maybe we should move from the floor to somewhere more private." Ironhide suggested, panting heavily and grinding against Will.

"good plan" They got up to move.

"BOYS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? I STRICTLY PROHIBITED YOU TO DO ANYTHING INTIMATE" Galloway shouted with Morshower in tow

"wait... I thought Morshower convinced him to let us be together... wait... why is galloways hair messed up... it was fine when we left?" Will said, looking at his partner.

"I don't know..." Ironhide attempted to stop himself twitching and having a fit on the floor again. "Morshower, wants going on?"

"Galloway, I thought we came to an agreement." Morshower said sternly. "These two were going to be allowed to continue their relationship, weren't they?"

"..." Ironhide couldn't suppress his twitch any longer.

"Ironhide... if you need to do something... go somewhere else... for gods sake... We don't need you spazzing out on the floor" Will whispered. "Sir... What agreement did you come to... if it's an agreement... then you need to have done something for it to be agreed?" Will asked. Looking pointedly at Ironhide to see if he needed to die,

"Will..." Ironhide said through gritted teeth. "I can't move. I'm rooted to the spot. Believe me, I want to walk away."

"Erm... that's none of your business, soldier." Morshower said quickly. Will burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHA, I KNEW IT." Will said laughing. Galloway was as bright as a tomato.

Ironhide snapped. As in... couldn't take it anymore. He screamed something at Galloway and Morshower about his CPU crashing and ran to the beach. Ironhide laid face down in the water, trying to calm himself down.

"Will, perhaps you should go and sort him out." Morshower said, a fierce blush on his cheeks.

"Yeaup" Will walked to the beach casually. "Ironhide... are you dead?"

"..."

"Ironhide? I can see you... are you dead?"

"Literally, no. Inside... yes. My soul just died." Ironhide mumbled. Will went and sat down next to Ironhide in the water. And pet him on the head

"There There darling. Don't worry about it. I'll make it up to you" Will said kissing Ironhide on the head.

"I seriously doubt it. Nothing will make this up to me."

"really, You sure?" Will started stroking the holoforms back soothingly.

"I'm sure."

"Hmmm... How about you come with me and we'll go torment Epps and Graham... Will that make you feel better" Will asked, with the continuous stroking.

"Do I get to chase Epps with a spade?"

"Aweeee. Yes you can. If you want to."

"Let's go." Ironhide stood up and helped Will to his feet.

"Thank you" Will stood up on his tip toes and placed a small kiss on Ironhide's lips.

-TBC-

Mwahaha the whole Morshower/Galloway thing HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT! HONEST! Don't hate me -hides-

The Last chapter will be up tomorrow!

Review? I just baked a bunch of Cyber!Cookies and I'm giving them out to hungry reviewers!

xxDarknessxx