Ahh Late Fourth of July story!

Hey look I'm alive! Hope you guys didn't miss me too much~

Okay well here it is!

I disclaim! (PS listened to a song called Tanczi while writing~)


"Lily! Lily! Come on hurry! Lets go to the park! I heard that people are setting off fireworks there for Independence Day!" Miki yelled, from several meters ahead of Lily.

"Yeah, yeah. I heard you the first time." Lily called back. She was taking her sweet time and no one was going to stop her. Miki pouted and continued to run ahead. "I guess I'll meet you there Miki!" Lily shouted. She stretched her arms upward in a "V" shape, and closed her eyes. Enjoying the stretch.

"Oof," A new voice grunted. She looked up and her eyes met with a pair of pale blue eyes. It could only be Piko Utatane. He was the only person in her school with blue eyes. Their school was filled with odd eye colored people. Like Miki, she had bright red eyes. But that really isn't the point. "Ah, you're Lily right? You must be! You have those bright blue eyes! I remember one of my friends was talking about you! Remember Piko? He really likes you!" Lily gave him a confused look. Then eyed his hair. It was blonde. Len? No, that boy was shorter than her by a foot and he was always with his sister. Who could it be?

"Rinta! Why'd you leave without me?" A girl with pale blue eyes called. She looked adorable, she had tears in her eyes and her cheeks were flushed. "You couldn't wait five minutes for me to pee pee?" Ah. It was Len and Rin's cousins. Lenka and Rinta Kagamine. Weird, everyone thought it was weird how their names were so alike and they acted like each other. Again not the point. Then she turned to Lily, "I heard of you from Rinta, he said his friend Piko likes you." Lily gave Lenka and Rinta a confused look. Piko didn't like her he treated all the rest of the girls the same as he treated her. He was a 'nice guy'. "You must think he's one of those people called 'nice guys' because the treat everyone the same, but he likes you a lot. Like intense. Okay. Well you should talked to him if you like him back. He'll be at the fireworks." Lenka grabbed onto Rinta's arm and they walked off together. Lily walked behind them.

-approaching park-

"Lily! What took you so long?" Miki asked while running up to her, "You're lucky they didn't start yet, they were waiting for Rinta and his sister."

"Yeah I know, I was with them." Lily answered halfheartedly.

"You don't seem to be talking to me wholeheartedly. What's wrong?" Miki asked slightly frustrated.

"Uh, nothing. Where's Piko?" Miki gave her a confused look. "I need to ask him something." Miki rolled her eyes.

"He's over there by Rinta and Lenka. Haha, look his face is all red!" Miki giggled. "Hey he's looking straight at you! Go over there and take his heart!"

Lily nodded and walked over. "H-Hi Piko! People are saying you like me but, I want to know for sure." Piko turned a million shades of red and then he settled for a nice crimson color, but not the blood crimson like the beautiful crimson.

"I-I-I d-"

Boom! Pop!

Lily looked towards Rinta. They had set off the first blob of firework jelly. It imploded causing no harm to its surroundings. Piko looked Lily in the eye and said, "I LOVE YOU WITH A PASSION OF A THOUSAND WATER BOTTLES."

Lily gasped and then responded, "I LOVE YOU WITH A PASSION OF A THOUSAND TAMPONS."

Boom! Pop!

Rinta had just lit the second blob of firework jelly with almonds. It smelled delicious, but it exploded so it killed everyone. So everyone died.

The end.


Kudos to Rimi, for inspiring the ending.

See you~