Your Body Is Calling Me!!!
A SasuNaru Fanfic
Rated M
Warning: Readers please note that this is a fanfiction that contains Yaoi, Profanity, Crazy People, and other things that can not be mentioned. If you don't like yaoi or any kind of fanfiction then don't read.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series, any of its characters, any of the merchandise, etc. If I did, I would not allow it to be shown on Cartoon Network. It would be a XXXXX yaoi porno.
Chapter 2: The Scandal
Previously:
...Naruto curled up beside his husband and watched Sasuke fall asleep, when he got a brilliant idea. Naruto giggled to himself as his evil mind went to work at how he was going succeed in his dasterdly plan. "I got it!!!"...
Naruto awoke to a fresh start; he was still grinning from his evil little plan. Getting dressed, he quickly scampered down stairs and started to cook breakfast. The aroma of delicious food was wafting through the air. The intoxicating aroma made its was upstairs, into their bedroom." Hmmm...Naruto I love it when you cook flapjacks. Yumm...You are a great cook." Sasuke said suductively. "Ohhh, Teme, well you can have MY flapjacks, they are hot and fresh..." Naruto growled. "If you say so, dobe."
Sasuke did that Hodini trick with the table cloth and all the stuff fell off the table on the floor. Glass, syrup, and orange juice (Naruto's favorite type of juice, duh!!) fell to the floor with a crash.
"Sasuke, looks like you need to work on your magic."
"Don't worry dobe, I you know I have the magic stick" (I am so sorry for the bad pun, but that was halarious, and I could not resist myself Lol!!)
"Really?? Then make it disappear."
"Okay...but think of this as a favor..."
Sasuke wasted no more time and ripped off both of their cloths, and they went at it...(Have you heard that R.Kelly song, "Sex in the Kitchen" ?? Well that was playing in the background.)
Sex in the kitchen,
Over by the stove,
Put you on the counter,
By the buttered rolls
Which Naruto prepared...
He left his bottle of lube up stairs, but didn't want to go all the way up there, so he improvised. He grabbed the stick of butter next to him and rubbed it on his erection and the blond's entrance. He didn't even take the time to finger him first, he was too overcome by lust. Naruto hissed at the feeling of the cold butter touching his hot entrance, which seemed to turn the Onyx-eyed man on even more (if possible). He eased his way into his Blue-eyed lover and waited for him to adjust. Naruto grunted at this and bucked his hips on Sasuke, which earned a loud moan from both of them.
"Move Dammit!!!"
Taking note to bitch slap him later for talking to him like that, Sasuke began to thrust inside Naruto, slowly at first but then he picked up the pace.
"Oh, Yeah, Teme!! Teme!! Teme!! Teme!! Teme..."'
"...Teme!! Teme!! Teme!! Wake-up!! Teme!!" Naruto yelled from downstairs. A dream; it had all been a dream. Sasuke awoke furious that his dream was -well- a dream. Snatching the covers off the queen-sized bed (Because between that dream and what had happened last night, they despiratly needed a wash), Sasuke headed down stairs and tried to turn his dream into a reality. Keyword- TRIED.
"Good you are awake, hurry up and eat. Remember we both have to go to work today, no time for that 'But Naruto I am sick...' and 'Let's have a quickie before work' crap. Nope. Today we are actually going to be on time." Naruto said as he took off his apron and sat to the table. Sasuke mimiced his dream.
"Hmmm...Naruto I love it when you cook flapjacks. Yumm...You are a great cook." The raven listen intintively to hear the reponse he was waiting for.
"Teme, well...you can have my flapjacks, they are hot and fresh."
And with that the raven jumped up and almost attacked the blond's mouth. Keyword. The blond jumped back.
"What are you doing?! I said you could have my flapjacks, I will just eat some of the rolls I made!!"
The ANBU captain flinched he didn't know what to do, but he didn't allow it to show. He casually walked back to the table. Naruto got up from the table and headed toward the stove. He couldn't help but smirk as his plan was already working. The whole dream thing was a just new jutsu that Naruto had learned. The Caged Bird Jutsu was a jutsu that was manditory for him and all the 5 Hokages before him to learn. He had desided to try it out on Sasuke and get revenge at the same time.
When he got to the stove, he took out a rather small boom box from under the sink. He and Sasuke used this specific boom box for two reasons, the listen to music during breakfast and dinner, because that didn't like to take while eating. And they listened to it when they were making love, instead of just fucking (Cursing is fun).
He took out a CD. An R.Kelly CD to be exact, and popped it in.
Sex in the kitchen,
Over by the stove,
Put you on the counter,
By the buttered rolls.
And with that the blond, got some rolls and butter and started to -well- butter them up. With his back turned to Sasuke, he didn't notice his husband heading toward him and lick his hickey.
"Sasuke, mmmm... we can't- uhh- remember...uhhh our...deal ahhh..." He said as he pushed the raven off.
Sasuke had forgotten about that deal. That damned deal.
Naruto was feeling bad now...Now he had wanted him more than ever. He went up to the bathroom to freshen himself up before rushing out the door before the raven could even make him regret all of this even more.
It was ten o'clock at night when Naruto dragged his was home. It wouldn't be another 2 hours before Sasuke got home. The blond couldn't take it anymore, he wanted sex. No!!! He NEEDED sex. Just then Naruto got another brilliant idea. He was going to...
To Be Continued...
Sorry, no sex (excluding the dream) in this chapter. But it WILL be in the next and final chapter of this saga. Review and maybe I will be nice enough to update by Saturday. As soon as I get a total of 10 reviews I will update.
[evil voice HAHAHA!!!! Fall off the edge of this cliff!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
