Thank you all so much for the amazing response.

I thought this was really silly. Still. I enjoy writing it. Helps with the pain I guess XD

Here's another ten rules as promised. Thank you for ItsmeSophieee and pryde23 for the rules!

Also, if anyone wants to see any rules on here, be sure to tell me and I'll give you the credit!


Rule 6 (courtesy of ItsmeSophieee)

Never insult Baby.

(Not even insult)

(Any form of mockery and or comment and Dean will tie you to the roof and drive you around the block for an hour)

(Yeah, even Crowley didn't look too peachy)

(I think I heard Dean muttering about 'better not have bent baby')

(Don't mess with Dean's baby)

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Rule 7 (courtesy of ItsmeSophieee)

Following rule 6, never say you hate classic rock.

(I'm not a rock fan in general)

(Dean once changed all the songs on my phone to every rock song he knew)

(And that's a lot)

(Like, a gigantic lot)

(Still can't get Metallica out of my head)

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Rule 8

Never mention The Cage around Sam or Adam.

(I was just wondering whether Michael and Lucifer had any catfights!)

(To be honest, Adam takes it more personally)

(Well he was stuck in there for like five years in Earth time)

(Hell time?)

(Meep...)

(I'm surprised he even talks to Dean and Sam)

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Rule 9

The use of Mr Fizzles is banned. (Courtesy of pryde23)

(I once used him for practicing my interrogating techniques)

(I can't even crack a sock puppet let alone a demon)

(Dean used him to clean a wound by 'accident')

(Gabriel actually made him talk)

(Sam proceeded to whack him with a book)

(And Cas practically unraveled him)

(He looked like a kitten!)

(I think Garth secretly hates all of us now)

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Rule 10

Don't whisper 'Cristo' all the time.

(I swear half of my teachers are demons)

(And my classmates)

(And the shop owners)

(And the serfer dude who wore shorts in the middle of winter)

...

(I'm paranoid okay!)

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Rule 11

Following films are forever banned to be watched with Gabriel and or Cas:

- Legion

(I think Gabriel was secretly impressed with his badassery portrayal)

- Titanic

(Nothing is more cringing than having to listen to Cas explain for FIVE HOURS how Jack could have also been saved)

- Constantine

(Self-explanatory)

(Gabriel didn't like being a girl)

(I thought she was awesome!)

- Nightmare On Elm Street

(I admit I didn't sleep for a good few days after watching it)

(Gabriel and Cas don't need to sleep)

(But still I sometimes find Cas drinking forty cups of coffee)

(I've never seen him so hyper...)

- It's A Wonderful Life

(Cas still doesn't understand why Meg calls him Clarence)

(I've given up trying to explain)

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Rule 12

Never show anybody fanfiction.

(Seriously. Just don't.)

(It was Becky's fault!)

(I can't see Dean and Cas in the same way after reading 'Twist and Shout')

(I think they thought I wanted to see how many faces I could pull)

(Hint: A LOT)

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Rule 13

Never challenge Gabriel to a sweet eating contest.

(He will always win)

(Cheating or no cheating)

(I felt sick for the rest of the day)

(I think he was eating after it was over...)

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Rule 14

If anyone says 'jerk' always counter with 'bitch'.

(Me and Adam have a good thing going!)

(Cas not so much)

(I said jerk once and he had this completely hurt look on his face)

(I don't think I've ever felt so guilty in my life)

(I bought him a burger to make up for it)

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Rule 15

Don't call Sam 'moose' and Dean 'squirrel'.

(This one's for Crowley)

(He does it anyway though)

(He's even started to call me chipmunk)

(I hate it)

(And Adam hates 'ass-butt')

(Good 'ol Cas!)