Mettaton Discovers: Long Nails
"Darling, your nails are GORGEOUS!" Mettaton exclaimed, after noticing that the person in line for an autograph had long, sharpened nails that were painted black with pink soul and gem decals.
"Thank you! I painted and shaped them myself, it took ages."
"So you use paint? How do you shape them? I NEED to know."
"Oh, I use nail polish! It's usually next to makeup in stores. And you can buy fake nails, they come in all sorts of lengths and sizes. Or you can get them done professionally. You can find lots of tutorials and such online."
"AMAZING DARING! I have GOT to try this!"
"Awesome! It can be a bit hard to do a lot of things with such long nails, just to warn you."
"Thank you darling. I can't wait to have such wondrous nails!"
-LATER-
"Alphys daaaaarrrrling, I need your help! I want fake nails, ASAP!"
"S-s-should I ask why?"
"No, just make it happen!"
"F-f-f-fine, M-mettaton."
"I want them long, pointy, and pink."
"Ugh, fine. You could p-probably use a t-t-tuneup a-anyway."
One week later, Mettaton's social media accounts were taken over by pics of himself showing off his new nails.
