HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FOLLOWING:
SHIKAMARU!
INO!
Belated Birthdays to: KAKASHI!ANDHAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY GAARAOFDAFUNK19!
Kakashi: That was six days ago…
Me: Um… that's why it says BELATED
Kakashi: still… it's late.
Me: Hey at least we considered it. This was actually supposed to come out on your birthday and it was supposed to be happy early birthday for GaaraofdaFunk19 (Gaara19) but some people here, *cough cough* Gaara! *coughcough* were taking to long to write their character's parts!
Gaara19: WOOT! WOOT! Ma birthday yo! And guess what I had… PANCAKE! No not cake, but PANcake!
xXOEmiXchan004OXx: I have arrived!
Me: About time…
Gaara19: Woo we're all here then?
Emi-chan: Hey don't forget about Shikamaru here! *dragging him in*
Shikamaru: This is such a drag… why am I here anyways?
Me: Dude, it's your birthday.
Shikamaru: Oh yeah… whoop-dee-doo I'm a year older now.
Emi-chan: Wow… show some more excitement won't you?
~xXx~
Here's chapter 2! Hope you all enjoy it! I only got one review for my last chapter… please read and tell me what you think! ^_^
"Mehh… this is disgusting… Ore-sama** deserves more…" Seto groaned, parking an empty wheelbarrow by the entrance of the barn.
"Awww poow wittle Seto's getting his wittle hands dirty?" Kiri sneered as he came up next to him.
Aw man, if looks could kill, I think Kiri would be dead and buried way down in the earth.
"You two always need something to complain about don't you?" Sensei grumbled. Based on the direction the two turned, I assumed he was out there behind the door.
Seto didn't say anything and just continued to fill the wheelbarrow with manure. Once it was full he then headed off. That's when Sensei came into view. He watched Seto walk off.
"What's wrong with him?" he asked.
"Meh, Ore-sama doesn't like what he's doing." Kiri replied, quoting Seto.
Sensei just looked at him with a raised brow, "Really now?"
"Well, this is gross! Why are we stuck doing this?" Tatsuya exclaimed, throwing his shovel into the pile of manure, then throwing it in the wheelbarrow.
"This isn't that bad." I decided to speak up, petting a little chick. They were everywhere around me, and on me. There was one on my shoulder, my head, in my lap, on my knee, and so on.
"Why don't you try doing this?" Kiri retorted.
"Nah… I like this job better." I smiled. I glanced over at him, shoveling manure. Haha. I actually feel pity for them.
"Alright, one more complaint and I'll take back everything I said. Besides, as least you have it easier than me." Sensei replied as he came into the barn holding four huge bags of feed. They looked really heavy. He grunted as he placed the bags down.
"Hey, you're supposed to be feeding them, not playing with them." Sensei reminded me.
"I know I was just waiting for the food." I replied.
"Here it is. Now get with feeding them. I'm not breaking my back for no apparent reason." He ordered.
"Alright… Grumpy Sensei…" I muttered the last part. "Hey get back here!" I called to a chick that jumped off my shoulder and ran in a random direction. Obviously, it didn't listen and I was force to get up and chase after it, causing the rest to scatter. After a minute or two of that, I finally caught them and placed them back in their nests. I looked up to see Sensei frowning at me.
"You done yet?"
"Yep." I nodded with a grin, "Now, where's the feed I'm supposed to give them?" I asked looking around.
"Here." Sensei tossed me a bag. It landed with a thud by my feet. By the sound of it, it was heavy. I stared at it.
"You really think I can lift that?" I asked looking up at him.
"Oh quit complaining. You're a ninja for a reason." He replied.
"Yeah, a ninja stuck shoveling out shit." Seto muttered as he returned to refill his wheelbarrow. He was doing the same, refilling his wheelbarrow.
"Shit, you're already done your third barrow?" Kiri asked, looking back at the field.
"You know at the rate you're working, I would say you're actually enjoying this," Sensei remarked with a smirk.
"You won't be thinking that when I 'accidentally' drop this on you," he grumbled.
I watched as Sensei's expression angered. "Hey watch it…" Sensei started.
"Why are we doing this?" Kiri added, "I mean we're ninjas y'know? Shouldn't we be doing more ninja-y stuff?"
Sensei just sighed. "We were assigned this job by Lord Hokage ok, so we have to do it."
"Argh, again with Lord Hokage. Seriously, half the village is in recession. He could pay the homeless to do these jobs to cut back on poverty, yet we're the ones stuck here doing it. And I saw a whole bunch of them on our way here. They were all begging for money. I still have a rent to pay. I can't give them money."
Ugh… here he goes with one of his rants again… He should seriously go to law school and become some serious rhetorician.
"Are you done yet?" Sensei asked, bored.
"No I am not done! I still have more to say! Like how we sh-"
"I was being sarcastic." Sensei stepped in before he could go into another rant.
"I know. I'm not stupid. And you weren't listening to a single thing I just said." Tatsuya retorted.
"You hit it right on the ball." Sensei smirked.
Like early with Seto and Kiri, if looks could kill, Sensei would be dead. "Well then, looks like someone doesn't care for the good of this Village. And they say I'm the exchanged student. Seriously, try listening to other's opinions, like probably mine, for an example."
"If I listened to you, then I would never get any work done."
"Just like now?" Seto spoke up. While Kiri and Sensei were having their whole conversation, Seto was half way across the field with his shovel and wheelbarrow.
"Hey, when you get back there?" Kiri gaped seeing him that far.
"While you were busy whining, I was doing this. And I did some for you too." He replied.
"Damn I hate being in debt." Tatsuya muttered, finishing his filling and joining him.
I shook my head listening. I love these guys. And to think that this group would have been the most boring time of my life…
~*WARNING: FLASHBACK!*~
We were all at the bridge waiting for our Sensei… We didn't know who it was going to be, but Iruka Sensei told us that he wanted to meet us at the bridge so that's where we stood. Well more like, Tatsuya and Satoshi stood. I was walking along the railing. Wah! Almost fell there.
Seriously, there was nothing else to do. Both Tatsuya and Satoshi looked like they were about to fall asleep. I wouldn't be surprised if they did. All they did in class was sleep. Those two, Shikamaru, and Kiba… sleep was everything to them. They're both pretty quiet in class, but they had their moments.
"So when is this Sensei of ours supposed to come?" Tatsuya asked. Wow he was speaking…
"Who knows, he's probably lost." Satoshi replied.
"Maybe he forgot." I offered balancing myself on the rail.
"Or he just doesn't feel like coming and decided to ditch us." Tatsuya sighed.
"Or maybe he's just sitting here waiting to see how long it takes you to realize." We heard a voice.
"Huh?" we all looked around.
Suddenly a senbon was shot and it went whizzing past Tatsuya's ear and my hand. I manage to step out if the way but lost my balance and slipped and fell in the water.
"Wow…way to go there." we heard the voice praise.
"Gah! Not funny!" I growled as I sat up. Unfortunately the water was shallow so I went and hit the painful rocks at the bottom.
"Who are you?" Satoshi demanded.
"Jeez, no need to be so tense. Calm down a little." the voice remarked lazily. The voice came from right behind me. I turned and saw feet.
"Eep!" I jumped back a little.
Tatsuya and Satoshi turned and we saw a Jōnin standing behind me. He had brown hair down to his neck and he wore his headband as a bandana, which was on backwards.
"Yo." he waved once then his hands returned to his pockets and he went back to chewing on his senbon that he had in his mouth.
"Who are you?" Seto asked again.
"The name's Shiranui Genma. As of now I am your Sensei." He replied.
"What? You're our Sensei?" Satoshi grumbled.
"Hiya! My name is Atsuko, Kasumi!" I piped up.
"Ah, Kasumi has the right way to start. Let's sit down and start introducing ourselves." No one really made an attempt to do so, so I jumped up.
"You two, get down here." Genma, I guess I should say Genma Sensei, ordered.
"Why not just come up here like normal people?" Satoshi reasoned.
"Hey, this is my way of training. Cooperate and listen, and maybe you'll get on my good side like this little girly here, got that kid?" Sensei retorted. The two groaned, then jumped down.
"Actually, never mind, I like it up there better." He smirked. This is gonna be a long day…..
"Okay, as you know, I'm the Great Genma. Now go around and say your name and something about yourself." Genma ordered.
"I'll go first!" I jumped in. "I'm Kasumi Atsuko, as I said earlier. I like miso ramen and training. My Granny thinks that I shouldn't be a ninja and I should be more ladylike. But I don't agree. I wanna be a super strong ninja and master Genjutsu just like my Gramps and-"
"Whoa, whoa, wait." Genma Sensei stopped, "You're Kasumi Atsuko?"
"Mhmm. I said that twice and you made it thrice." I nodded.
"You're Kasumi Atsuko…" he pondered.
Then he said again. Only this time, he froze.
"Yes I'm Kasumi Atsuko." I replied slowly. This guy was starting to scare me.
"Is your grandfather by any chance the Hell-Viewing Trickster?" he asked.
"Hell-Viewing Trickster?" Tatsuya and Satoshi echoed, confused.
"Yup that's my Gramps. And I plan on being just like him!" I smiled.
Genma Sensei just stood there, frowning. "Shit." He then muttered.
"Hey watch it." Satoshi grumbled.
"Ugh… why did Lord Hokage do this to me?" Genma Sensei was muttering, running a hand over his bandana head protector thingy.
I stared at him for a couple seconds. Now that I think of it, he looked very familiar. Then it clicked.
"Hey wait! I remember you!" I exclaimed pointing at him.
"Y-You do?" he looked at me with a surprised look.
"You know him?" Satoshi asked.
"Yeah! He's that one guy!"
"What guy?"
"That one guy!" I exclaimed. They both gave me a blank stare.
"And that totally helps." Tatsuya muttered, rolling his eyes.
"He was one of Gramp's students, along with two other people!" I explained to both of them, "Gramps had them come over for dinner once, where Genma Sensei was really clumsy. He got yelled at for spilling soup all over the kitchen floor. And then he was forced to clean it up and after that he…" I was stopped by Sensei covering my mouth.
"How do you remember all that? You were only four years old." He asked. I smiled and nodded my head.
"Yep!"
"Okay. You can shut up now. Silver headed boy. You're next." Sensei pointed out.
"Tatsuya Kushimaru." He grumbled.
"Okay, Mr. Kushimaru. That's all you gotta say?" Sensei scoffed.
"Yep. That's all you get. This is too early for me. I seriously need to catch some Zs…." Tatsuya said, almost nodding off.
"I'm not sitting back with that pathetic intro. Be a man."
"Wait, what?"
"Exactly."
"HUH?"
"Shut up and continue talking!"
"That makes no sense!"
"Of course it does. If you don't talk, then you're dumb."
"That has nothing to do with what you just said…."
"Ah, but that's what you think."
And pretty soon, he had a defeated Tatsuya, with a very confused look on his face. Poor him, he didn't even know what happened. To tell you the truth, I'm pretty lost myself. Seto just looked like he knew he got stuck with a bunch of idiots. Heehee!
"And what about you?" He turned towards Satoshi.
"What about me?" he retorted. He just stood there with his hands in his pocket.
"Ah… so we have the silent boy huh?" Gen—argh that's a mouthful— Sensei smirked. What's your name?"
"Satoshi Hideaki. You can call me Seto for all I care."
"Alright then Seto, what are your hobbies?" Sensei asked.
"Meh… that stuff is classified." He muttered.
"Classified? Since when was any of your information on you classified? You're not even considered a genins right now." Sensei scoffed.
"Well I am the nephew of the—" he was interrupted by Sensei raising his hand.
"Hold on, you're Satoshi Hideaki?" he asked again. I saw the same look he had when he asked me that.
"Yeah that's me." Seto replied the same way I had.
"Hey do you know him as well, Seto?" I asked turning towards him.
"Nope I've only seen him once in my uncle's office and that was because he was reporting something to him. Aside from that, never." Seto explained.
"That's why I know you! Why do I get stuck with two important people?" he groaned.
We all glanced at each other. This guys was weird.
"And to make it worse, I have a transferred student…" Sensei went on adding.
"Hey I'm not that new anymore. I now this place pretty well/" Tatsuya grumbled.
Sensei just paused for a minute before sighing. "Look at me rant on. Sorry about that, anyways lets get back on topic. So you're Kasumi, Tatsuya, and Satoshi right?" he pointed at each of us.
"Yup that's us! But to make it easier on you, I'm Umi, that's Kiri, and Seto." I grinned.
"Hmm… I'll keep that in mind, now let's get out of here. I like to change spots a lot. We'll talk somewhere else now." He replied. "Let's go." He jumped into the trees.
We watched him for a couple seconds.
"And he's supposed to be our Sensei for how long?" Tatsuya muttered.
Seto and I shrugged.
"Hey you guys coming? I don't like slackers." Sensei called back.
"Well that's gonna be a problem." Seto and Tatsuya muttered.
**Ore-Sama is the most pompous way one could refer to them self.
Phey finally done! SO what do you think! Yeah I forgot to mention up there, I changed the title, cause I didn't think Konoha Fifteen was catchy at all. Hopefully this is better!
