A/N: OMG PPLZ IMNOT A TROLL. HOMESTUCK SUCKS ITS 2 LONG AND THE ART SUCKS ASS HETALIAS WAY BUTTER!111 IT'S FANDOM SUCKZ SWITERLAND'S BALLS

Ch2

den ull of a sudden everything wnt wrong.
dis gurl wit lanky blak hair and glasses (omg an azn) came running over and wuz lyke "omg who the fuck are u bitch" and i wuz lyke "omg im imogene kate middleton deryn razziel fluttershine fraser u don't dis me lyke dat bitch."

"well im jenifur chang and get away from my bf u ma-" de bitch said she had this uggly gravelly voice it wuz lyke a mans ewww. i dunno how she got w/ workbish she wuz so ugly. i thought meybe i should give her a makeovah!

i punkh himher in the fece and there wuz dis nasy bruse on her ugly pig nose. workbish cheered and laghed and wuz lyke "u tell her imogene now jenifur show her 2 my room"

she made an ugry face n looked worktbitch in the I n sed "i hateu"
"suk my dik" he replyd and glard at her. he lucked hart broken i started singing heartbreaker by gdragons to cheer him up

(A/N: i meen wuznt jenifur a bish for breaking up w/ him? =n=)

mr hughie-chan spkoe up "my dear darling imogene haz returned 2 me after so long im so happy we will throw a ball 2nite" he wuz super cute but not in da creepy way k
"sum1 show imogene her room plz"

this other rlly ugly crone showd me 2 my room. iahf wuz full of hawt gaiz and uggly chicks. i wuz so glad b/c i wuz obviously so gorgeous and everyone stared me as i walked by. i wuz waering a wite dress with a back bro and evry! waz lookn at mah bewb

this hot angle came up 2 mah and mumbled "im lucas wanna go out w/ me i can sho u a god time"
hiz friend wuz lyke "no go out w/me i have a biggus dick"

and de third wuz lyke "we angles dun haff dicks heaven duznt let us do dat sorta thing"

and iwaz like "i have 2 choose? u kno a 3some iz lyke so much better. or in this case a 4some."

but we culdnt get it on cuz dey had classes. ew classes. newayz i went 2 my room. it wuz so gorgeous. dere wur anime poszttrs all over the wallz and a canopy bed with double rainbows and unicorns. it wuz a kawaii qeun sizd bed. de clozet wuz also rlly big and wuz full of r-18 dojinshi and anime and manga.

i saw poster of getalia and start kussing and rubbering my bodie on it. and den suddenly i saw de most gorgos cosplay dress of miku hatsune.

i put it on & it fit purrefectry. it wuz black and blue-green and it brought out my eyez perffctly. It had silver accents and blue-green rufflez and i had a harir bow dat matchd purfcktly. i knu it wuz gonna be my outfit 4 de ball 2nite.

hugie-chan bust threw the walls and sed i was buttiful and huggled me. i was sorta dissapoint but i wuz happy he hugged me

we held hands and walked 2 the balls palece. de skool wuz in a castle lyke hoggywurts but soo much bttr cuz harry pothead sux.

when we etered, evry1 gassed.

A/N: DUN DUN DUN CLIFFIE!
R/R PLZ! FALMERZ WILL B KARATE CHOPPED LYKE FRUIT IN FRUIT NINJA!