Um, this chapter is the reason this is rated Teen… (hands everyone a spork in case they have the sudden need to gouge out their eyes)…

Part II (That Helpful Mary Su—Er, Aurora…)

Over the following weeks, Aurora grew to be even more endearing to the Smashers. In addition to being highly attractive, she was also a singer, artist, dancer, writer, pianist, actress, Tae Kwon Do black belt, nuclear scientist, trilingual, winner of three Nobel Prizes and two Caldecott Medals, lion tamer, accomplished lingerie model, hairstylist, psychiatrist, psychic, psychedelic, noted goldfish breeder, and lumberjack, just to name a few. Oh, and she was a good cook, as well. She rivaled Emeril Lagasse! No, wait—she was Emeril Lagasse! Um…in another life, that is. …Yes.

Anyway, everyone loved Aurora. Well, almost everyone…everyone that wasn't Bowser, Mewtwo, and GanonDORK (HAHA! Oh man… 'DORK' instead of 'DORF', get it? Ha ha…COMEDIC. GOLD.)

These three villains were notorious for picking on the younger Smashers. One of their favorite pastimes was stuffing the kids in crates and shipping them off to small islands in the South Pacific. They never did find Pichu…

One day, Aurora, being the kind and helpful girl she was, was reading a story to Young Link, Ness, and the Ice Climbers in the gardens. Suddenly, the three baddies strolled up, overturning trashcans and stomping on the flowers.

"Hi, you stupid kids!" Bowser growled. He kicked Ness in the face. Ness screamed and fell to the ground, holding his face as blood streamed from his nose.

"Ha ha, we are so evil!" Ganondork laughed. The three villains laughed in a villainous manner, for they were villains, and gave each other high fives and pats on the back.

Shaking with anger, Aurora slammed down the book she had been reading and stood up. Normally she would have only come up to Ganondork's chest, but due to her super kick-ass five-inch lavender high heels (OMG I AM GETTING THOSE FOR XMAS THEY ARE SO HAWT AND GOFFIK!), she was able to see him eye to eye. Her deep purple eyes narrowed and turned a stormy black color.

"Excuse me, but who gave you the authority to come here and harm these innocent souls?" she exclaimed, motioning to Ness, writhing in pain on the ground.

"Aurora, help me!" Ness shrieked, twitching violently. "THE PAIN!"

"Hush, Ness! I'm trying to defend you!" Aurora scolded him, then turned back to the villains.

"We can do whatever we want, 'cuz we're evil!" Bowser said. "Har har har."

Aurora tossed back her hair and gritted her teeth. In a very pleasant and sexy manner, that is. "Me. You three. Smash battle. Right now."

Mewtwo scoffed most villainously. "You can't possibly think you can take on all three of us at once!"

Aurora's eyes flashed red with gold sparkles. "Watch me."

Mewtwo, Bowser, and Ganondork felt a chill go through their body, but readied themselves for battle. Young Link, serving as the moderator, stood between the bad guys and Aurora. "Begin fighting!" he shouted.

Mewtwo, Boswer, and Ganondork ran at the beautiful girl. However, just as they were about to grab her, she did a handspring and jumped in a perfect arc over their heads. The three ran crashed together and clawed at each other in confusion. Finally, Bowser separated himself from the other two and ran after Aurora.

Aurora was ready. "Wing Attack!" she shouted. Miraculously, rainbow-colored angel wings grew out of her back. Bowser stopped in his tracks in awe. Not wasting any time, Aurora managed to pick up Bowser's great bulk and flew up into the sky. Higher and higher she went, until they were several hundred feet above the ground. Then, she dropped him.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bowser screamed as he fell, and hit the ground with a loud squish, as he managed to land on top of Ness.

"Ow," Ness said.

Aurora floated back down to the ground and landed gracefully in front of Mewtwo and Bowser. "Who's next?" she said, as her rainbow wings disappeared into a cloud of multi-colored birds and butterflies.

"You'll pay for that!" Ganondorf shouted, and charged at her. But Aurora lifted up her booted foot and kicked him right were it hurts most (LOL.) Ganon's eyes bulged and he fell over, tears running down his face and crying for his mommy (crotch kicks should so be a move in the game. LOL.). Aurora picked him up and threw him on top of Bowser.

"Ow," Ness said again as Ganon's huge bulk was added to Bowser's.

"Works every time," Aurora commented, tossing back her hair again. Now only Mewtwo was left.

He smiled. "You'll find that I, being the most powerful Pokemon in the universe, am not so easily defeated." He held out his hands and began to form a ball of dark energy.

Aurora wasn't the least bit worried. "I have some tricks of my own, Mewtwo." As Mewtwo threw the huge Shadow Ball at her, Aurora held out her hands and shouted, "Mystic Hairdryers of the Ten Mystic Goddesses of Pulcherrimus, aid me!" Magically two hairdryers appeared out of nowhere in each of her hands. She quickly aimed them at the oncoming Shadow Ball and hit it dead on with a blast of hot air. Mewtwo gasped in amazement.

"Super Beautiful Hair Attack!" Aurora exclaimed. Her lovely blonde hair began to grow and take on a life of its own. It wrapped around Mewtwo until he was encased in a cocoon of shimmering golden locks. Then with her hair Aurora lifted him up in the air and slammed him down on Ganondorf. The three villains and Ness groaned in pain.

Young Link and the Ice Climbers cheered and hugged Aurora. "Thank you for saving us, Miss Aurora!" they exclaimed.

She flashed a dazzling smile. "If these bullies ever give you trouble again, tell me, okay? Now let's go get ice cream!" All the kids cheered again and followed Aurora inside, leaving Mewtwo, Ganon, and Bowser in a heap.

"Ow," Ness said again.

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Later that day at dinnertime, all the Smash Brothers got up and clapped as Aurora entered the room. She smiled with a smile that said, "Oh, it was nothing!", and went to sit down at her regular table with Roy, Marth, Link, and Zelda.

"I heard you beat up those bullies today, Aurora!" Roy exclaimed. He and Marth gave Aurora pats on the back.

"I have defeated Ganondorf multiple times, but never with such style and grace as you, Aurora," Link said. He gazed at Aurora dreamily, not noticing Zelda pouring a suspicious-looking powder into his drink.

"Let's just say it was a 'hair-raising' experience!" Aurora said. Roy, Marth and Link laughed and laughed at her amazing joke (LOL, I thought it was funny, too…), and then continued thinking about how amazingly hot she looked when she ate green beans. Finally, Link could take it no more.

"Aurora, I must speak with you immediately!" he declared, leaping up from his seat. He grabbed Aurora by the hand and pulled her out of the dining room. Marth and Roy glared after him for taking her away, and began to make plans for how Link could be accidentally be pushed off the roof. Zelda continued to sprinkle powder over his clam chowder.

Meanwhile, Link had pulled Aurora upstairs and into the first bedroom he could find. He closed the door behind them.

"Aurora, I have a confession to make," he said.

"Yes, Link?"

"I am totally hot for your body," Link said eloquently. Aurora stared at him. But she then smiled and threw her arms around him. "Oh, Link!" she exclaimed. "I have felt the same way about you! We are meant to be!" Aurora then probably said something meaningful, intelligent, and important to the plot, had there been one in the first place. But Link did not notice, as he was working out this equation in his brain: Hot Girl plus Empty Room equals :)!

"So, um, can we, like, make out now?" Link asked. Without even bothering to answer, Aurora threw Link onto a bed and began to kiss him passionately. Then Link began to undo Aurora's shirt and…um…this was a very meaningful scene. Filled with lots of meaning. Lots and lots of meaning. (SEXUAL. INNUENDO. Ha ha. I said 'sex'! LOL. Wait until I tell all of my friends.)

Just as Link thought he was going to score one for the home team, there was a sharp rap on the door. "Link!" Zelda's sharp voice called. "You and Aurora have been in this empty room for an awful long time!" She burst into the room and gasped.

"Link, just what are you thinking having sex with Aurora on Falco's bed?" she shouted. She looked kind of mad.

Link shifted uneasily. "I wasn't?" he offered. He hoped this was the right answer.

Sadly, it was not. "YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, THAT'S FOR SURE!" Zelda shouted. She pulled a huge hammer out of nowhere and began to beat Link senseless with it.

Just then Fox and Falco walked into their dorm room upon this scene. Falco looked at his bed where Zelda was smashing a half-dressed Link into a pulp as Aurora looked on in horror. He turned to Fox. "We're switching beds."

Fox looked at Aurora, her only clothing the bed sheets that she had pulled up around her. "Okay by me," he said.

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Next chapter is the last! I'm sorry this is short, but I am running out of good ideas. Anyway, thanks for reading.

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