OH MY HOLY BLUE CHEESE I SCORED FIVE REVIEWS ON MY FIRST CHAPTER! That makes me so happy. I don't think I've gotten this many reviews for one chapter before. Thank you, thank you! *hug hug*

D. Gray-Man belongs to Hoshino Katsura!


Lavi snored loudly on the couch with a bubble rising up and down on his nose. Lenalee was peacefully sipping her tea, while watching the T.V. Kanda was cleaning his bamboo sword. The room was absolutely gorgeous, but there is absolutely nothing but a sense of laziness inside.

Allen had walked in at the wrong time.

"Umm…" he began, closing the door. "What are you doing…?"

Lavi's bubble popped and his woke up with a jolt. "NO! THE BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING!"

Kanda mumbled something incomprehensible, but he sure wasn't anything pleasant. Lenalee clanked her tea down and smiled at Allen. "We don't have any requests today," she said, ignoring Lavi like nothing.

"I can see that…" said Allen slowly. "…but its lunch period…is this all you guys do all day…?"

"I spent my life here last year," Lenalee said, sipping her tea. "Because we never know if we ever meet our client." She poured a cup of tea for Allen. "Tea?"

"Ah, yes please," Allen said, gulping his tea down. "Oh? Milk tea?"

"Hong Kong style," said the girl. "Want some more milk in it?"

"Ah, more sugar too, please," Allen smiled. Lenalee poured him another cup of milk and sugar, stirred it for him, and he drank it blissfully. "Ahh…this is delicious…" he purred. Then, a shock of electric sprinted through his systems and shook him back alive.

"Wait! This isn't what I came here to do!" he exclaimed. "I thought this is a club that fulfills people's requests! Why are we still standing here drinking tea?"

"Shut it, bean sprout," came Kanda's voice. Allen glared at him. He sat his cleaning utensils down and drank his traditional green tea. "If you don't like it, you can scram."

They both glared at each other so hard that there were sparks flying all over the place!

What the heck is wrong with this guy… Allen thought distastefully, glaring at the guy. Ever since yesterday, he's been acting all grumpy with a scowl…

Kanda glared at him ten times harder, thinking, Beansprouts have poison in them recently like cantaloupes…

Lenalee sighed and shook her head.

Lavi rubbed his eyes. "Oooh! Allen, you're here!" He glomped onto him which broke their glaring contest.

"L-Lavi! I-I meant, P-President!"

"Whaddya want, bean sprout?"

"It's Allen! And please get off of me!"

Lavi peeled his hands away from Allen with a pout. "You're so mean, beansprout!"

"No I'm not, and I'm Allen!"

"He's just a bean sprout," Kanda butted in.

"IT'S ALLEEEEEEENN!"

Lenalee sighed as the three of them argue about something pointless again. Then brought the cup up to her lips, until she saw the door swing open.

Like magic, the three stopped pinching each others' cheeks and glanced at the door, where a girl with creamy coffee-colored skin, purple rimmed glasses and hair pulled back into a short ponytail stood.

"This is the Exorcist Club, right?"

Lavi slapped his cheeks with his jaws dropped, Lenalee stared with wide wides, Kanda grunted with a scowl, and Allen was in the center with the biggest eye-opener face of all.

The girl stood there with a nonchalant face. "…hello?"

Lenalee was the first to break it. "A-Ah! Yes! I'll bring some tea, so please take a seat!" she hurried over to the mini kitchen section and quickly poured some tea.

The girl took a seat as Lenalee served her some tea just in time. Lenalee took a seat on the opposite of her where the members of the club, staring intently at her.

With a poker face, the girl said, "What're you saying at?"

"A-Ah! Excuse us," Allen spoke up with a flushed face. "We don't get requests often…"

The girl simply stared. "Oh."

"I'm Allen Walker," the boy introduced.

Lenalee smiled.

"I'm Lavi Bookman and this guy here is Kanda Yuu!" Lavi exclaimed, pulling Kanda by the shoulder.

"I'm Nona Haydon," the purple-rimmed glasses girl said, nodding. "Allen, you're in my class, aren't you? How can you not remember me?"

Allen's face turned into a bright red color. "S-Sorry… I'm not good at remembering faces…" he scratched his head while staring at his shoes.

Nona didn't say anything. Instead, she simply went right on. "There's something I want you guys to help me with."

"We'll do whatever you ask us!" Lavi exclaimed.

Nona sipped her tea before explaining the job. "After school today, meet me at the school gate." She got up from her seat. "Thanks for the tea. That's it."

"E-Eh!" Lavi got up as well. "W-Wait! You still haven't—"

Nona glanced over her shoulders. "I'll explain after school." And then she walked out of the room.

Everyone simply stared at the door. Lavi scratched his head. "Then…everyone meet at the gate after school," he ordered.


The bell dinged diligently, and school was over. The Exorcist members gathered around the school gate, where Nona was waiting.

"So," Kanda huffed. "What's the job, woman?"

"You guys…" Nona began, "will help me with my part-time job."

Everyone froze, only the birds were chirping.

"WHAT?"

Nona plugged her ears from their united shout. "You said you'll accept any jobs, right? Then help me with my part-time job," she explained in a monotone.

"Well that's true…" Lavi said, before saying dramatically… "…I've never worked before in my life."

Allen had this urge to want to bang his head on the gates.

"It's simple," said Nona. "It's just a café. One of you will have to cook, and the rest will have to been waiters or waitresses."

"What job are you on, Nona?" Lenalee asked.

"I'm doing the cooking," she answered with a usual poker face.

"Then I'll help you out with the cooking!" Lenalee offered excitedly.

"That'll be good. Then what about the rest of you bunch?" Nona said, staring at them. "You don't have any choices but to be waiters."

Kanda scowled. "Hell no. I'm not doing anything."

"Yuu!" Lavi scolded. "Don't be like that."

Kanda "tch'ed" as usual and looked away.

Lavi smiled at Nona. "Then Nona Haydon…we accept your request."


Girls were whispering among themselves excitedly as they passed by a little shop that read "Little Tea Time" in fancy fonts. It was a small café, but the windows were wide and shiny that you can clearly see both inside and outside.

"Hey, did you see him?" whispered one girl to her friend. "He's so hot!"

"Hey, that long haired one looks handsome as well!"

"Let's go in!"

"Yea!"

So the two girls walked into the café. The bells ranged softly, and immediately, a gentle lady-killer smile greeted them.

Allen Walker smiled at them. "Welcome to Little Tea Time, ladies. How may I help you?"

The two girls blushed with hearts in their eyes, drooling in front of him. "Y-Yes!" they exclaimed, still drooling.

Allen smiled as he guided them in.

Then a certain redhead waltzed in. "Hey there, girls!" he grinned. "Today's special is the Strawberry Cake Set perfect for you wonderful ladies!"

The two girls practically went gaga over him.

Then Kanda rolled along. "We have rose tea…" he mumbled quietly with a scowl. But in the girl's vision, he was smiling!

That was final killing blow. The two girls died of extreme hyperventilation! Well, at least they died happy.

"I-It's great to be alive…" murmured one girl before passing out.

The rest of the customers (who were ninety-nine percent girls) stared at them with hearts in their eyes.

"Me, me! I want a rose tea, too!"

"No, I want this Chocolate Heart Strawberry Mousse!"

"I want three hearts, please!"

"Three more cups, please!"

"No! Me!"

As the girls kept on ordering and shouting over the three, Allen could only think about one thing: Girls are terrifying.

"Please wait one moment, ladies!" Allen shouted over them, prying one away from his legs. "We'll get your orders shortly!"

Lenalee chuckled as he whisked some eggs. "It seems rather lively out there."

Nona nodded, secretly thinking in the back of her mind, I knew they would attract customers. "Are you tired? I can take over if you'd like," Nona offered, as she stirred the jello mix.

Lenalee shook her head. "It's fine! I do this often for my friends."

"You mean the Exorcist Club?"

"Yup! I guess it was around last year when I joined…" Lenalee giggled at the thought. "I made cookies for them, and then the President ate so much that he nearly suffocated! Then the next day, I made more for them and they ate it so happily… I guess it became a habit for me to make snacks for them from time to time…"

"And I thought rich people didn't make their own food," Nona said bluntly with her usual poker face.

Lenalee smiled as she poured the eggs into a bowl of flour and began to mix it. "I wasn't born into money," Lenalee said suddenly.

Nona didn't stop; she kept on stirring, but her mind was focused on Lenalee.

"I lost my parents when I was young, so I had my only blood brother with me. He worked hard to support the both of us, so I always made us meals…" she turned to Nona. "We were poor, but I was happy with my brother. If it weren't for him, we wouldn't be able to get up to where we are now…"

Nona stopped and stared into Lenalee's smile. A smile that is honestly happy with no regrets.

"Nona! Lenalee!" Allen popped in. "W-We need a Chocolate Rose Cake, a coffee, and the rainbow jelly!"

"Roger!" Lenalee said playfully. "Then, let's go back to work, Nona," she smiled.

Nona nodded. She felt as if she just discovered something major about this Chinese girl right here.


The moment Allen got back outside…he saw something unbelievable.

The girls stared at him with a glint. They threw Lavi and Kanda aside and charged towards him.

"CATCH HIM!" one girl screamed.

"EH!" A big haul of girls pounced on him and began to…

"Quick! He's resisting!"

"Get me the clothes!"

"Kyaaah! He has a nice chest!"

"Wait! Now's not the time to stare at him!"

"W-Wait…GYAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Please wait for a few moments…

The girls awww'ed at the trio with mushy blushing expressions.

Lavi had bunny ears sticking out.

Kanda had cat ears.

Allen had floppy dog ears. And most of all…they were all wearing a maid outfit…

The fan girls busted into a united hyped scream.

"S…SO ADORABLE!"

"I wanna take them home!"

"Please take a picture with me!"

Kanda growled and took out his hidden bamboo sword. "S-Stay back!" he threatened, but the girls simply went even crazier.

"Aww! It's a tsundere!"

"Yuu, what are you doing, hyping them up even more!" Lavi screamed over the chanting fan girls.

"I'm not!"

Lenalee and Nona poked their heads out of the kitchen. "Hm? Allen-kun, the cakes are re—" They both froze when they see…their outfits.

Nona held a camera in her hand, took a shot, gave them a thumb up, and said, "Nice shot."

Kanda's temper snapped. "WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"


Allen, Lavi and Kanda rested on the table, completely knocked out. They were mumbling something about how frightening fan girls.

"Good work everyone," said Lenalee, brining in freshly brewed coffee. She passed it out to everyone, which they all drank delightfully.

Allen sighed as the warmness of the coffee and shivered from the sudden warmth.

Lavi drank his coffee with a smile.

Kanda drank with a scowl as always. There's no way coffee can taste good with these people.

Nona drank her own coffee as well staring at the Exorcist group. "Thanks everyone," she said suddenly, which caught everyone's attention. "The manager said that you're all a great help, and that you're welcome to come back anytime." She took our four envelopes and sprawled it out onto the table. "The manager is a very generous person."

Allen's eyes immediately twinkled and he snatched the envelope closest to him. He ripped it open and counted the money inside. "One…two…three…" his eyes glinted. "Thank you very much!" he exclaimed, like whatever had just happened didn't exist.

Nona pretended she didn't see that. "The manager said it's ok for you to keep those uniforms."

"U-Uh… N-No thanks…" Lavi said, pushing the uniform away, visibly creeped out. "I-I don't want to see fan girls anymore…"

Kanda grumbled and tossed his uniform onto the table. "I don't want this."

Nona grabbed the uniform and stared at him with her blank black eyes behind her glasses. "Whatever." She tossed it into the bin that labeled, "Clothes needed to be washed".

Allen folded his uniform and put it away into his bag properly. "Thank you! I'll come back whenever I can!" I don't have to find a job anymore…hahaha… He didn't want to feel his wrath, but, he'll deal with the fan girls.

Nona watches them as Lavi playfully ruffles Allen's hair, Lenalee offering more coffee and Kanda just sat there with a scowl as always. It was an odd mix, but they'll work it out. It's a nice group.

"Hm? Nona, what are you staring at?" Lavi said, noticing her silence.

"I was just thinking just how stupid you guys are," she blurted out.

"W-What!"

Lenalee laughs as Lavi tried to "calmly" talk it out with her, but Nona just keeps on retorting him back with her sarcastic and blunt comments, with Allen trying to calm them down, and with Kanda behind them threatening them all with a deadly aura.

Yep, a nice group indeed.


The second request, and it's to deal with fangirls at a cafe! Haha, the Exorist group sure do have terrible luck... Anyways! Thank you for reading and for the reviews! I'm so glad I was able to update this month... I'll update my other stories as well! Thanks!