Disclaimer: I don't own Assassins Creed. Or Bubble gum..

After having a rough go of it the past few days our protagonists decided on having a yummy relax day. Altair rubbed his belly button and exclaimed "Ezio, you pancreas, will you do me favor and bring me some cheesed macaroni?" Ezio arose from his work and replied "No. My anger is still kindled toward you." Altair let out a sigh of sadness and whimpered "You made my belly button XL." Ezio laughed uncontrollably for three hours.

After both Ezio and Altair composed themselves, they heard a knock on the door. Ezio ran into his blanket fort out of fear because of his previous luck with folks at the door. Anyway, Altair opened the door only to find yet another old man! Altair shocked and slightly confused as to why the heck an old guy would knock on his door asked, "What do you want, Mr. old man?". The old guy, obviously senial, asked, "Can I have a cookie?" Ezio creeped around the corner and replied, "I dunno, can you?" Altair looked at Ezio for at least five seconds and then kicked him in his center. The old man left.

That's it for this tale. Thanks for the feedback, but this story is never going to be an in character kind of it is simply just for fun. Anyway. Thanks for reading. Have a nice day!