Tom Nooks Dirty Diary Page 2: What Vase?

Dec, 02, 1999 Dear Diary,

Some wired, female cat came by, she came with no face it was gross talking to each other.

When she came in she said "Hey where you keep the cookies"

"Here" I said pointing at the cookies. I took a look and saw the most scary thing! A cat with no fucking face! I started to scream out "Holy crap! a faceless monster is going to eat me!" I ran from that cat monster as fast as I could. Then getting home and to to see so many copps there. I wonder were you were my little friend.

I went to get you! You were safe from those bad people. But a cop ask me to pay 100,000 bells from a broken vase now it cost 0 bells. "Fine" he saidI'm not going to buy from a robber!" Robber? Who is he calling robber, he try to steal from me! I had this from my fore father! That retared asshole with a fox like tail and...00 Redd! Darn it! I'm tired of writing, good-bye friend!

PS. I'll tell you about my house next page!