Scene 2

MONICA – Hi, I'm Monica. The one on the floor over there is my husband Chandler; this is my Brother Ross and his Girlfriend Rachel holding my niece…

ROSS – Ahem, correction. What you should be saying is "Ross and his Fiancé Rachel!

-applause erupts from the studio audience-

MONICA, POEBE, MIKE, CHANDLER (still on the floor) – WHAT???

RACHEL – Ross is getting married again, TO ME!!

JONATHAN – I think I had better go…

-He slowly slips out but no one even notices, leaving a small plate of cookies by the door-

MONICA – Joey, I think you had better get in here.

Joey shouts from the hall with his mouth full-

JOEY – What? I just found the kitchen.

MONICA – But there is no food in there yet!

JOEY – Then what the hell am I eating?

-Joey comes in looking really pale. He sees the cookies and runs to them, obviously feeling better-

MONICA – Joey! Ross and Rachel are getting Married, AGAIN!

Joeys mouth is full and crumbs go flying everywhere-

JOEY – WHAT??

MONICA – Crumbs! Not the crumbs!!

CHANDLER – Okay I'm getting up now, if I can feel my legs…

-He tries to get up but falls again-

CHANDLER – No, no, the floor's good…it's all good.

PHOEBE – NO!!!

EVERYONE – What??

PHOEBE – Save the best till last! My wedding was last and now it's not… I always knew Ross was out to get me…

ROSS – What are you talking about??

PHOEBE – Oh you know what I mean, Ross Geller Green.

RACHEL – Rachel Geller Green rings a bell doesn't it??

-Monica turns to the door-

MONICA – Oh Jonathan, I almost forgot this is Phoebe and … He's gone.

CHANDLER – I think we scared him…

MONICA – eh, we scare everybody!!

End of scene.