A/N: Well. No one, 'cept one, really reviewed but I will post this chapter. 'Cos I can. This one isn't very good, to me, but I accept constructive criticism and advice fully. Enjoy~
Get the fuck away from me!
I know that I have done wrong and continue to do so but without remorse
I know that I am on a fast track to the grave and I'm headed there alone
I struggle to find myself this time
Save yourself for a man with a conscience
I fight to find myself this time
Save yourself for a man that is not me
I spend my days looking through pages
Tryin to find a way, to get away from me
A lot to give that leaves you breathless
Now all I need to find, a way back inside my mind.
I don't want to leave you breathless
When will you realize
I don't want to leave you breathless
When will you realize
I don't want to leave you breathless
When will you save yourself
Yeah!
I spend my days looking through pages
Tryin to find a way, to get away from me
A lot to give that leaves you breathless
Now all I need to find, a way back inside my mind
I need to find
A way back inside my mind .
This is not the end,
This is the end of,
This is not the end,
This is the end of,
This is not the end,
This is the end of,
This is not the end.
Every mistake I've made leaves a scar that burns every day
Yet still I carry on.
Without regret without remorse I'm gone
You're better off to walk away
I am corruption, I am sin.
Forget my name
Forget my face,
Forget my name
Forget my face.
/Kakuzu/
Hidan is a fucking idiot. After waking me up this morning, to snore, when I don't even snore, he burnt breakfast and he broke his toe. So now I'm fucking pissed because firstly, I'm a tired shit, secondly, I'm hungry as fuck, thirdly, I can't be bothered sewing Hidan's toe back on, fourthly, I'm swearing like a madman and that's Hidan's job. Geez.
I yawned into my cup, before taking another sip of Vodka, just so I can put up with Hidan.
"Kakuzu, here's your pancakes." Hidan says, but you can tell he's concentrating. On what, I don't know and I don't really want to know.
He drops a dark, burnt to the crisp blob on my plate before dumping the pan in the sink. He leaves it there for some unfortunate miser to come wash it, so in other words, Deidara or Konan.
"Thanks." I say, finally after staring at it for a few seconds.
"No problem." He says, using his concentration voice again. He looks around hurriedly. I sigh.
"What the hell is it this time, Hidan?"
"Konan." He says, quickly. "She's going to kill me."
"Again?" I raise an eyebrow. He nods frantically.
"Hide me." He says, so innocently, that I would have laughed had I not been the tired-est shit around. I felt my head droop into my cup, and I took another sip.
"No." I slurred, throwing my 'pancake' at the back of Hidan's head. He glared at me, but it was soon replaced by a look of fear. I heard a war cry from a distance away.
"Run, bitch." I smile, drunk as hell, but it took away the pain of having to deal with two bitche-
Ahem.
"Raaaargh!" Konan came ambling out. Hidan winced.
"Too bad." I slur again, grinning under my mask.
Man, being drunk is fun. You can muck around and fuck around and no one gets mad at you, because it's not. Your. Fault! The magic. Wheeee.
I'm so high and mighty that even Hidan's dumbass Jashin can't take me down, bitch. I need coffee.
Hidan is getting pulled off by Konan now.
"Wait, bitch, come back! I want breakfast!" I moan into my cup, which is now empty by the way. I need to tell Pein to get us some more vodka. But I won't because it costs too much money. Money, money, money, in Kakuzu's world.
Wheee. Getting drunk is fun.
"Kakuzu-san?" That's shark boy's voice alright, and I don't mean Taylor Lautner. I spin around and grin madly at him, because I'm so fucking high that's legally un-weird. If that makes sense. At all.
"Yessss. Kisame-kun, ravish me." I slur, ambling towards him slowly before crashing to the floor at his feet. He shuffles his feet awkwardly. The floor smells too clean, like bleach and over excessive amounts of magnolia's and freesias, which clash horribly together. Blame Konan or Deidara.
"Let's go get you some coffee." Kisame, who is horribly tall, lifts me up by the shoulders, until we're standing at the same height.
"I don't need coffee, I need you~!" I sing, terribly out of pitch. I fall to the floor and close my eyes.
Shark man should be scared. Very scared.
/Deidara/
I'm running faster towards Takigakure, and according to Konan-sama, the person I'm targeting should be about-
Aha! A girl around Sasori no Danna's height stands in front of me. I shuffle to a stop and pull out some clay. I jump right into making my mouthes eat them ravenously. She doesn't look surprised but she doesn't do anything. She turns around and spots me, pitch black eyes piercing hard and cold into me. She jumps up just as I throw some clay spiders at her, but they surprise her and chase her instead of detonating like she had presumed. And I know this because?, I can hear you say. Because. That's why. I know. I'm a genius.
I jump up to a branch and swing myself up, my cloak flying out behind me. I throw some birds at her and she dodges them expertly, but she doesn't expect them to fly upwards and wrap their wings around her arms. A shocked look comes to her eyes and she looks at me with dark eyes, but with no fear.
It's starting to rain again. Slow drops come spiralling down and a few manage to fall through the leaves on onto my head.
"I'm guessing you're out to get me, huh?" She says, her voice silky and calm, like she expected it. I'm shocked and she seems to know that.
"Katsu!" I say swiftly and the birds detonate.
She poofs.
Damn, a kage bunshin.
Another copy of her emerges from the bushes but I can tell this one's for real with my eye-cam. She looks unflustered and her long dark hair flows endlessly down her back. I throw a few kunai at her while I wait for my other-mouths to finish chewing the clay. She does a back handspring and catches it with her teeth, landing on her hands and flipping into a fighting position.
"Fighting isn't all about pretty moves, little girl." I say, leaning against a tree. She doesn't catch my failed attempt at being cocky. She just removes the kunai from her mouth and throws it at me, with such incredible speed it slits the side of my sleeve open. She smirks before I realised there were strings attached to it.
"Katon: Phoenix Sage Fire Crimson Attack!" She says, her voice soft and sharp before a spiral of flames reaches up the strings and captures my arm. My arm is burnt heavily and it hung limply down. Meh. Useless.
"Here's what you were looking for." She says, tossing a body towards me, and I dodge it. I examine the face and it is indeed the person who I was meant to capture. Her eyes are dull and she's definitely dead.
"You did my job for me." I said, looking up and smiling at her. It was a hollow smile though. I run upwards swiftly climbing from tree to tree and discreetly make a clay clone with one hand. It looks pretty handsome.
"Suicide Bombing Clone!" My clone jumps down and wraps his arms tight around her.
"Katsu!"
A fiery amount of flames and smoke rises and the flaming phoenix of fire swirls around before eating up most of the area. The trees are charred but most are still standing, save for the ones that surrounded her. There's no way she could have survived that. No matter how strong she was, no one save for S-Rank nin could have avoided that. I have an iron grip put onto my Clones.
The flames subside. The smoke rises upwards and mingles with the falling rain. Mist surrounds the whole arena and I can't believe how hard it was to take down this girl. No way. She stood up, panting but with a distinct change. There were heavy chars on her body and numerous injuries but there was on other thing.
Sharingan.
I breathed out, unbelievingly.
"Who the fuck are you?"
A/N: Ta-daah! Please read and review, because I'm not posting another chapter if no one gives a shit about this. The song above is 'Breathless' by Asking Alexandria. Advertise if you actually do want this story to continue. Show your friends? Your Buddies? Please. Lol, jokes. Or not. Geez, I need to get a life.. Well, so far only one person has reviewed. So if no one is interested, I probably won't be continuing this. Sorry.
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