Routine Chapter 2

SO I'm back guys sorry for the long wait and I know you probably think chapters are too short. I'm going to try to make every chapter close to 1000 words and if you want more just tell me. Sorry for the long update and I hope I satisfied you with this chapter. Oh, by the way I will update every weekend or at least try to sometimes Friday or Monday can be expected.


'So basically he wants me to go on a date with him', Erina thought, 'Easy just reject him and move on with your life' 'but do I want to do that' I mean it's not like I like him or anything.'

'She's such a tsundere', thought Soma, 'Well, I should at least tell her where to meet me.'

Soma started to walk away because Erina wasn't responding, but before he left he stated, "Nakiri, if that is a yes then meet at the dorm at 6:00." At this the redhead walked away. The blonde's head was running wild with imaginations 'why did he ask' 'he surely doesn't like me' 'well I wouldn't really mind...' 'NO, what are you thinking he is a second rate chef you are a queen' These thoughts drove Erina crazy as she sat down in the hallway leaning against a wall. "Erina-sama, what did that bitch do to you. I mean you look very depressed?" asked Hisako worriedly. "He asked me out." said Erina. "That's not that bad...", Hisako started, "Wait, WHAT." "Very funny, he's way WAY to dense for something like that, right? Wait,do you like him though" "Yes" Erina said without any hesitation, "But, my routine makes it impossible." "I can clear up your schedule for today if you would like?", started Hisako, "But the other days I'm not sure." "Wait I have an idea." "I'll be right back Erina-sama." After this she left to get Erina a boyfriend.


"Done Nakiri" said Soma with a devilish smirk on his face. "I'll let you meet Ryo later in private." 'Fuck you Yukihira' thought Alice 'I guess I'll have sex with Ryo-kun tonight' ' That might actually be fun'. "Anyways, what will you do if she wants to go on a date with you?" asked Alice. "Then I'll go out with her, I mean I don't completely hate her." said Soma. "So you do hate her." laughed Alice. "Who doesn't." replied Soma. "Oh if she says yes we can have a double date" said Alice very excited. "NO, no fucking way.", said Soma walking away, "I like her enough to not put her through that hell."


"Yukihira, I need to talk to you.", said Hisako in a very serious tone, "It's about Erina-sama." "What do you want Hishoko", replied the redhead, "All I did is ask her on a date." "Yeah, about that you need to talk to Senzaemon-sama about that. He need to approve this hypothetical relationship between you two." said Hisako. "If I do you have to go on a date with Hayama." replied Soma with a massive smirk across his face. "If it's for Erina-sama I'll do anything. Wait what", replied Hisako flustered, "F-Fine then I'll do it but another time." 'I'm doing a really good job with these ships today' thought Soma 'now the only ones left are Takumi and Megumi and Isami and Isami and Ikumi' 'I'm really good at this' ' wait are me Erina a ship though?' 'Yes we are, the fandom thinks so at least.' "Ok then deal." said Soma. 'Damn the fandom is weird just imagining sex between Megumi and Takumi' 'Oh stop this shit mind.' 'I'll go read a fanfic later I guess.'


"Can I go in." asked Soma to the guards of the Nakiri mansion. At this point they didn't care, "Sure." So he walked inside and got lost very lost. He eventually found his way to a bedroom a very big bedroom and saw pictures of Erina. 'She actually looks kinda cute' thought Soma looking at a picture of her on the Golden Gate Bridge. He continued looking at the pictures until the door opened. At this moment...he knew...he fucked up. Erina walked out of the bathroom connected to her room without a top and they looked at each other. If this was an anime the camera would've done a 360 of the scene. Erina was first to talk, "What the fuck are you doing here."


This was a full on war. Erina was throwing everything in her vicinity at the redhead and he expertly dodging. 'I really fucked up' thought Soma. And he soon got hit by god knows what that is. 'Wait, is that her fucking shirt' thought the redhead. It was worse. He took of his face and saw something he wouldn't have Erina's bra. He immediately ducked and said, "IM STILL A KID I HAVE A FUTURE PLEASE DONT MURDER ME." "GET THE FUCK OUT" shouted Erina and he did as he was told and sprinted out of the door for his life (literally). "Holy god I need to find her grandfather and get the fuck out this place." said Soma. "Looking for me?" asked a hoarse voice behind him. He turned around and was greeted by the headmaster, "Yo."


So that is it. 4th wall break was weird. How was that horrible twist XD. Anyways, sorry for the long update. Oh and I'm writing this story on my IPad so sorry if some things are :p. Anyways see you guys later. And if you complain about the language it is rated M for a reason ;). By the way if you want I can make the story WAY more messed up. I have a pretty dirty mind hehehehe. Don't worry I'll more memes.

-Maple Out