Iggy: Hey everyone, it's your favorite hunk of blind bird-kid hotness, Iggy!

Gazzy: And his loyal wingman, The Gasman! *whispers* But you can just call me "Gazzy" instead.

Iggy: Were here today to talk with all you wonderful fans about the subjest of...Mary-Sues!

Gazzy: Or Gary-stu's. That's the guy version.

Iggy: But for the purpose of this PSA, we will just be referring to them as Mary-Sues.

Gazzy: So tell us Ig, what exactly is the big deal with Mary-Sues?

Iggy: Mary-Sues are usually original characters that people unwittingly turn into virtual demi-gods. Common symptoms include ridiculous names...

Gazzy: Anastasia Moonleaf de Unicorn Isabella-Marie Starflame. Kind of sounds like something Nudge would come up with, doesn't it?

Iggy: *Nods in agreement* Unnatural good looks. *stares of into space, drooling. Snaps back into focus* More powers than it is humanly possible for any one person to have...(depending on the story)

Gazzy: They can; fly, turn invisible, walk through walls, have X-ray vision, have super strength, control fire, water, wind, electricity, ice, earth, light, darkness, and anything else you can think of, useful or otherwise, all at the same time.

Iggy: Having twenty or more types of animal DNA. OK, I know we in the Flock aren't shining example of purebred humans, but at least we only have wings. Try to imagine what someone would look like with all these different animal parts in their genetic makeup. Take it away, Gazzy! Uh, Gazzy? GAZZY!

Gazzy: Ahhh! What?

Iggy: Why were you sleeping just now? You totally just missed your cue.

Gazzy: Sorry. *Yawns* Reading all those Mary-Sue powers really took a lot out of me. You got any food on you?

Iggy: Sure, here's a chocolate bar. Now read your lines!

Gazzy: OK,OK. *fumbles with script* Fins, tail, ears, claws, and wings.

Iggy: They have the uncanny ability to push any legitimate characters to the side and completely take over the story, as well as start participate in really wierd pairing. I mean really weird. Trust me.

Gazzy: And they can be almost impossible to kill, even at their worst.

Iggy: In short, Mary-Sues are abominations that can completely ruin a good story just by existing.

Gazzy: So from us to you, the valued writers, we say...

Both: Stop making Mary-Sues!

Off page: And... Cut!

Gazzy: Wow, we did really good, didn't we?

Iggy: Yeah. I really liked the script a lot. Who wrote it anyway?

Gazzy: Um, it looks like Fang did.

Iggy: Really? You know, now that I think about it, it does kind of sound like Fang's writing.

Gazzy: Uh huh, much better than Max's.

Iggy: Yeah. Fang was so right to make his own PSA.

Gazzy: Hey, maybe we should make him the leader of the Flock instead of Max.

Iggy: You think that'll work?

Gazzy: Sure, just as long as Max doesn't-

*Max walks in*

Max: Hey guys, what's-

Both: WHAT BOMB?!

Max: -Shaking. *glares suspiciously at boys* What do you mean, "What bomb"?

Iggy: Sorry, reflex. What did you want? *sweatdrops*

Max: Nothing, I just wanted to know if either of you wanted any of the cookies that-

Gazzy: COOKIES?! WHERE?

Max: I left them on the desk in the lobby. You'd better hurry before the rest of the Flock wats them.

Both: OUTTA MY WAY! *race down hall for cookies*

Max: *snickers* That's right guys, you go enjoy the cookies I made. *laughs and walks through wall*
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Author's Note; Hey everyone, Layman here! Guess what, I wrote another Public Service Announcement a la the Flock! Is it as good as the last one? Worse? Please tell me. See you soon!