announcer- WELCOME.... TO THE DYLAN SHOW!!! WHERE THE FABULOUS KID SHOWs THE GREATEST STUFF IN ALL THE HIIISSSTTTTOOOORRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!! AND HERE SHE IS FOLKS.... DDDDDYYYYYLLLAAAAANNN!!!!!
dylan-woot!!!! allllrrriiigghhhhtttttyyyyy!!!! from last episode, we had some crazy times, and today our special guest are.....
Ari- ME!!!!!
audience- GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dylan- wtf?!? you expired!!!
Ari- PSSHHH!!! nooooooooo!! u got the story wrong, i RE-tired, ya no, from the school....
dylan- OH-kaaaaayyyyy *rolls eyes* since today is independence day!!!! we will have more than one guest today!!!! we now present- fang, my favorite emo :). Kayla, the human, that pretends to a witch. and alexander sterling, the hott gothic vampire!!!! (and no folks , he doesnt drink humans.)
kayla- HEY!!! that was secret!!!! my sister abby told me not to trust you!!!! im leaving!!!
*kayla leaves stage in tears...*
dylan- make that 2 guests, anywho why dont you introduce your selves to the peeps...
alexander- but you ALREADY did...
fang- yeah!
dylan- *furious* YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!
iggys girl#1- jeez, you dont need to get snippy!!
dylan- le gasp!!!!!! omg!!! when did you get in here??
iggys girl#1- uhhhhh.....
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*iggys girl#1 is skipping merrily around the studio lot*
iggys girl#1- lalala, *stops at the back door of the dylan show.* ooooooh!! whats this??
*she enters*
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fang- ya know, that wasnt a very good flashback....
dylan- shut up!!!! or ill put you in the dungeon again!!!
fang- well at least Max will be there.
dylan *smiles evily* i thought you might say that... so thats why i moved her to a another location, *pulls out a green button* and see this?? when every i push this, she gets poked with a stick... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fang-wow, you ARE crazy
dylan- thank you !!!
iggys girl#1- hey where is alexander??
dylan- uhhhhh, i dont know, hold on..... SUCURITY!!!!!
*massie walks out in a uniform.*
massie- yes???
dylan- where is my regular sucurity people??
massie- chicken wing accident, so i had to fill in for them.....
dylan- ok, well, just go search for..... oooh la la, look at HIM.
*edward cullen walks in shirt less, everyone turns around and gazes longling at his prefection, and his hott body.*
massie makes a motion of her barfing and says- ugh!! that is so pathitic *points at the girls swarming around him.*
who wants to even LOOK at him??
random girl- who WOULDNT!!!
edward- umm, sorry im lost, i trying to get to forks, Washignton.... where is this???
massie- this is florida, so i guess youll have to get a mov-
* massie is pushed down by dylan*
dylan- *whispers to massie.* shut UP!!... *looks at edward* why, edward... it is me, bella. my love, dont you regonize me??
massie and iggys girl#1- NO YOU ARENT!! YOUR LYING!!
edward- *smiles a crooked smile, that only he can make, and all the girls in the room faint within 2 yards.* i know girls, i can smell her and she doesnt smell anything like bella.
dylan- dang his smartness!!! and cuteness!!!
*edward leaves but barly anyone can tell because of his vampiric super speed!*
fang- wow... that was wierd... can i go now??
dylan- woah!! i forgot you were their... you didnt say a word!!and yes you can leave, iggys girl??
iggys girl#1- yeah??
dylan- can fang stay with you and iggy while i go shopping for my wedding dress??
everyone- WHAT???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????
iggys girl#1- sure!!
massie- ooooh!!! can i help???
fang- NO!!! IM NOT MARRYING YOU!!
DYLAN- MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
* they all exit the stage except massie, who is now under the spotlight*
massie- thanks for watching the dylan show!!next time..... will dylan FINALLY be sent to the lunny bin?? will max and fang ever get free?? who will miley choose in the hour special on disney channel??? find out next week on....
THE.
DYLAN.
SHOW!!!!
