It's True, It's True
Teyashi: Welcome back! Nick canceled the series so I made my own, bitches!
Gaz: Teyashi doesn't own Invader Zim. Those who do own it are wallowing in a pit of liquid nightmare and doom.
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After Gaz returned home, she quickly went to bed as it was about 12:42. Zim and she spent a lot of time getting details about each other down to be more convincing. She now knew more about Zim than about the whole of her own family, and Zim probably knew more about her than they did too. 'Knowing Dib's insanity and dad's constant lack of presence, I shouldn't be surprised.' She then settled into what she hoped would be a restful sleep.
On the set of the game show 'Macho Taco'
Gaz suddenly found herself sitting on the stage of a game show. Looking at the announcer area, she saw that the host was GIR of all people and the contestants were her brother and father on one side and Zim, without his disguise, on the other. "Zim, what are you doing?" Gaz asked, afraid for his safety.
"Winning, that's what," Zim answered confidently.
"What are you talking about?" Gaz asked, more confused than ever.
"Hello, it's time to play…" GIR said.
"MACHO TACO!!!" The audience yelled enthusiastically. This was when Gaz realized that she wasn't standing near any of the contestants.
"Alright," GIR said, "we'll state the rules of the game for those who haven't seen the show already, meaning they've lived under a rock for the past few years. We ask the contestants questions relevant to the prize one at a time and if the contestant originally asked gets it wrong, the other contestant can steal for the points. Who ever has the most points at the end of the show gets the prize and today's prize is…" An expectant hush filled the room. "Gaz Membrane!!!"
A spot light went over Gaz and the crowd went wild. Gaz was shocked. 'I'm being given away on a badly named game show hosted by a defective robot, no one seems to notice Zim's an alien, and on top of all of this, I'm without my Game Slave. This sucks!'
GIR quieted the crowd, "Alright, time for the questions. Membranes, what is Gaz's favorite color?"
The Membranes huddled for a few seconds and then Dr. Membrane said, "Black."
"I'm sorry Doctor, but that's wrong. Zim for the steal."
"Purple."
"That's correct and Zim wins the first point. Next, Zim, how old is Gaz and what is her birthday?"
"She's 16 and her birthday is June 4th." Zim replied without hesitation.
"Correct, one more point to Zim! Next …" And it went on like this for the next fifteen minutes until… "Seeing as Zim has gotten every point thus far and the show is over half done, the Membranes literally can't win now. So, Zim wins Gaz and the Membranes get a Macho Taco." GIR said, sort of tired.
Zim walked up to Gaz licking his lips slowly. "Well well, little Gaz, It seems you're all mine now," Zim then leaned in close, "So, all that remains is to figure out what to do first."
In Gaz's Room
Gaz woke up with a start. As she calmed herself down she thought, 'I hope that's not an omen or something. I'm starting my little plan to crush Dib today and I can't afford to have anything go wrong right at the beginning.' And with that Gaz began to get ready for the day.
Downstairs about 15 Minutes Later
Dib and Gaz were sitting down to a breakfast of Super Toast (Which was just normal toast except it never falls butter-side down.) "After school today, I should be able to put a spy camera in Zim's base to keep an eye on him," Dib said between bites of Super Toast, and then jumped on the table like he does every morning, "You won't succeed, Zim! I will stop you no matter what!"
After twenty seconds of standing on the table posing, Dib looked at Gaz, "Gaz, isn't this the part where you tell me to shut up and get off the table or else?"
"Dib, I'm in a good mood today, so you can live for now. I've got to go, I have to meet someone," Gaz then stood up from her chair, grabbed her bag, and left the house.
Dib remained standing on the table, thinking, 'Who could she be going to meet? Everyone who knows her is too terrified to talk to her, none the less agree to meet her beforehand.'
On the path to Skool
Zim meet up with Gaz not far from Skool. "So, Gaz, we start your little plan today?" Zim asked.
"Yes, but remember to stay in ADHD mode. You can't just change on the fly, or people won't think it's really you," Gaz said, looking as pissed as usual.
"Alright. Believe me; I don't like acting retarded one bit."
"Right, we'll be getting to Skool soon and the illusion must start as soon as we get in view."
"No problem," Zim said, grabbing Gaz's hand.
"What the hell?!" Gaz said, shocked.
"All my data says that human couples hold hands. We have to be as realistic as possible."
"Next time you touch me without permission, you will pay in whatever you things have for blood."
"Alright, alright, but we're getting close to school. If we go in with your look of death, it'll all be blown out of the water."
Gaz did one of the greatest efforts in human history and actually smiled. The smile was small and her face hurt, but the looks on the faces of the student body was worth it. They had a mixture of shock, fear, and genuine awe. This combined made having to hold hands with Zim…tolerable. It was awkward seeing as Zim had only three fingers, but it made for a better effect. That was when Iggins walked up (yes, they go to the same Hi-Skool), "So the inferior Gaz has found someone just as stupid to be with. How romantic!" Iggins stated the second part in full sarcasm mode. Just as Gaz seemed to be about to doom Iggins to a world of nightmare, Zim grabbed Iggins' collar, twisted his fist up to get a better grip, lifted the boy by said clothing item, and said, "If you talk like that to my Gaz again, I'll knock your teeth down your throat,"
"You can't be serious, right," Iggins pleaded.
"Oh it's true, it's damn true."
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Teyashi: Well, we've got 2 votes Sexy and none elsewhere. The vote continues so keep reviewing. Now, to the Taco Cave!
