Average Everyday Seems Psycho:

The Girl who Ruined it all

Disclaimer: Do not own Naruto

Part 2:

"AH!" I screamed and jumped to my feet as suddenly my jeans and slightly painted on black Metal band shirt turned into Khaki pants the color of the sand below me, black netted pantie-hoes, a Black Tank-top with the symbol of Luck (in japanese, Duh!) In gold on it and netted arm warmers that went down to my hands like gloves (Fingerless gloves), my hair still pulled back into a pony tail but I could feel the thorns slightly against my skull. It was pulled up by a spiked Pony-tail with small strings of pearls falling down and braided through my hair. I looked down as a small belt that was across my belly had pouches and on the side hung Kunai's loosely.

"WHAT THE HELL AM I WEARING" I blurted out before looking to the person in front of me. No way. No way, I am in a comma. I hit the ground and cracked my skull and now in a comma.

"Who are you?" came a dark and deep yet quiet voice.

"I don't know anymore" I whispered as I shook my head.

Sabaku No Gaara was standing there in his younger form. When he was 13.

"Who are you!" He persisted.

"My name is Liz" I whispered, looked around and then up at the sky and shook my fist. "I'll GET YOU BACK BRYCE!" I shouted as Gaara eyed me suspiciously. Then Suddenly the light was darkened by three other figures coming out. Temari, Kankuro, and Baki.

"Wait. . . Are you three going to the Chunnin exams by any chance?" I asked as they looked at me and Kankuro nodded eyeing me as I smiled and began to pace while rambling.

"Well, If I go with them I can get to Kohana, find a Tv and some how get back to my world and punch that stupid bastard for pushing me, then go on living life like nothing had happened! ERUKA!" I shouted and did something I won't regret because I never regret anything I've done. Not once. Nope, Nope, Nope. But to everyone else it was probably extremely stupid except to Gaara (Who was the targeted victim). I grabbed him by the cheeks and kissed him really quickly. I did it to almost all my guy-friends when they helped me with a problem. Of course all of them were Gay and they would only laugh when I would run off like a crazy person to go do what I had figured out. Well that was before my mother's incidents and everyone ignored me after that. Stupid but it was my calling card. Well except for my rambling. Drats, I'm doing it again.

Well I kissed him and quickly let go and faced Baki.

"Please let me go with you, I want to go home as quickly as possible"

All four of them were eyeing me, Gaara was glaring kind of actually, but you get the point. He enjoyed it I can tell, but he hated the fact I had done it without warning because of course. I practically jumped him, Kissed him, then forgot about it. Like it was nothing! Well it was but still.

Baki shrugged and started to run off and they ran off with him and I followed as They jumped the gate. Crap!

"Oh great, I forgot, I'm not a NINJA!' I began to scream because sand in like a disk, lifted my up into the air and quickly sped up to meet them. Did I tell you I have a Issue with flying?

"HOLY CRAP, I'M IN THE AIR, I DON'T LIKE THE AIR, HUMANS WEREN'T MADE TO FLY!"

"I could put you down?" I stopped and grinned at Gaara meekly as they continued to buzz through the sand.

"No thank you, I like flying on sand!' I laughed sheepishly as I laid down on the sand and took deep breaths. "I'm just gonna, you know, lay here . . . and try not to throw up" I whispered as I covered my head with my hands as we reached the forest quickly. I finally fell asleep.

When I woke though I almost fell screaming like a fan girl but the connection between the ground and me. Nah. Not really good. I fell with another, Aoof. I sat there on my knees and stared at the gate with awe. This was amazing. It couldn't be a dream. It was too realistic. Suddenly as the Gate swung open all of them (Baki, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro) and I watched in amazement as in a glittery rain a small Sand head band appeared on my side and my hair that was pulled back, the bangs that fell on my face became completely blonde with black high-lights and the black was completely black with small blonde high-lights falling from the bottom and the tipes on the back were almost golden with brown sugary glitter.

"BUT I'M NOT A NINJA!" Yea I'm that stupid. I shouted ti to the air as I got to my feet and glared at the sky and it growled. Thunder. But it sounded like growling.

"Fine! Fine! I'm ninja . . . No need to get angry at me!" I whined as I walked inside the gates and Baki gave an order to Temari and Kankuro.

"You take her with you . . . Me and Gaara will sign us in" He ordered as the two older siblings watched me with a glare as I smiled sheepishly and stood there with them and did another stupid thing. I waved.

"Okay, See you later Gaara and Baki!"

"What the?" Kankuro jumped as Temari eyed me.

"How do you-?" Temari whispered as I shrugged.

"Long story, tell you when It starts making sense" I laughed slightly as I followed them threw the town. Ohh yea. I remember this episode. Naruto and Konahamaru are being chased by Sakura into the ally when Konahamaru hits Kankuro, then Sasuke shows up and hits Kankuro with a rock, Gaara shows up then it ends. It had more detail but that would to hard to explain and I was kind of already in the ally when the episode continued like it did on the TV.