"Jake what's taking you so long?" Finn groaned as he lied down onto the floor of no colors. He surveyed what everybody else was doing while Jake was taking his time. Marceline was lazily strumming her axe-bass, Princess Bubblegum was trying to figure out how the enormous room worked, and Flame Princess was holding envelopes in her hands with awe as she discovered what paper felt like without it burning to ashes.
Jake popped his head out of the mountain, causing a few envelopes to wall onto the white land. "I'm trying to decide between the light orange envelope, the dark orange envelope, or the medium lightish dark orange envelope!"
Marceline sighed in annoyance. "Just choose one!"
"Fine, fine! Jeez!" Jake examined the condition of each of them. "Mm…" He weighed them with his hands. "I choose… All!" Jake laughed as he ran over to the circle, taking a seat. "Alright what do we got here." He rubbed his hands together mischievously as he set the dark orange one and the lightish dark one on the ground for later. The sound of the tearing of the envelope brought everybody out of their state of boredom and replaced it with the curiosity of what was held within the envelope. "Ready you guys? First real one of the mountain!"
They nodded in agreement and brought their heads in closer as Jake slowly unfolded the paper.
"Woah guys!" Jake took a step back. "I get to read it!" He hid the paper behind his back, giving an annoyed 'Hmmph!'
The four of them sighed and respectively sat back down in their place.
"Alright!" Jake cleared his throat. "Ooh there's multiple! I read each one after each one is completed to you know… so you guys don't get confused."
"Truths:
1. Jake- what is Tier 15? Also, how did you get Lady Rainicorn pregnant?"
Jake twitched his eye and glared at Marceline who was thrown into a fit of laughter. "Um…"
"Hey I remember you mentioning that before. I've always wanted to know what Tier 15 was." Finn innocently smiled at him.
Jake looked over at Princess Bubblegum for support. "What do I do?" He uneasily whispered to her, staring BOTH at Finn and Flame Princess who patiently waited for him to explain it to them.
She sighed "I'm sorry Jake." and lightly held his shoulder.
"You gotta be kidding me…" Jake sweat-dropped and took a seat in front of Finn and Flame Princess. "Well…" He scratched the back of his head. "It's when you make babies… by… doing… um… naughty stuff… and…"
"What?" Finn and Flame Princess said simultaneously in confusion.
"THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!"
"I don't see what birds and bees have to do with anything." Finn tapped his chin.
*Ding~*
Jake looked down at the paper in his hands. Next to the truth he had sort of just answered, was a small green checkmark. "Woah! Tiny checkmarks! And woah! That counted!" Jake fist bumped the air.
"Wait but we still want to know what it is!"
"Well too bad sucka! I guess it counted because it asked what IS it." Jake victoriously pointed at them and posed. "Okay second truth. I got Lady Rainicorn pregnant by doing Tier Fifteen!" He yelled into the sky.
*Ding~*
"Aww yeeaaah! Loopholes!" Jake cheered and ran around the circle of friends. "Okay next ones for Finn." Jake finished his little one man parade and sat back down in his seat.
"2. Finn- who do you like more: Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, or Flame Princess?"
"Er… Am I allowed to choose that I like them all equally?" Finn waited for a little ding noise.
"Apparently not!" Jake grinned and wiggled his eyebrows.
"Well this has certainly caught my attention." Marceline smirked as she floated and rested her arm on Jake's head, watching Finn playfully, awaiting his answer.
"Oooh! Me too! C'mon Finn we won't judge you!" Princess Bubblegum excitedly laid on her stomach, propping up her elbows to rest her head using her hands.
"Yeah Finn! Who do you like more?" Flame Princess smiled at him.
"Uh…" Finn darted his eyes around between the three girls watching him. "Give me a category!"
"Okay." Marceline thought about it. "Who's the most fun, exciting, awesome, beautiful girl?"
"That was four categories Marceline…"
"Ooh Let me try." Princess Bubblegum tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Who's the most smart, delicate, peaceful, BEAUTIFUL" She glared at Marceline "girl?" She finished.
"Same goes for you PB… That was four."
"I got this." Flame Princess brushed them off. "Alright Finn. Who's the most nicest, warmest, considerate, BEAUTIFUL" She glared at both Marceline and Princess Bubblegum "girl?"
"Um…"
"Okay ladies!" Jake piped in. "Stop trying to change the answer to yourself… I'll be deciding the category then!"
"Aw what?" All three of them groaned.
Jake laughed. "Okay Finn! One category for you. Who." Jake looked around the circle. "Out of these three girls." He smiled. "Is." He paused to add the suspense. "The… Greatest?"
All four of them slapped their forehead.
Finn sighed. "Jake you only replaced the word 'more' with 'greatest'… Those are kind of the same thing…"
"Hey are you the one picking the category here? I don't think so!"
Finn sighed again, looking at each of his choices. "Let's get this over with… Who do I like more…? Who do I like more…?" He took a deep breath.
"Wait Finn. I think you're over thinking this." Jake laughed. "It's not asking who you LOVE more."
"Oh… Oh hey! You're right! Then I'll choose Marceline because she's like my best friend."
Flame Princess and Princess Bubblegum groaned as Marceline gave a loud "Whoop!"
*Ding~*
"Yes!" Finn sighed in relief. "Thanks man!" He turned to Jake, who for some reason had puppy-dog eyes on. "Yo you okay buddy?"
"I'm not your best friend?" He made his sad eyes bigger.
"Nah. You're my brother!" Finn laughed.
Jake smiled at that answer and gave his little brother a hug. "Alright next are some dares!"
"Dares:
1. Finn- play a game of Card Wars with Jake, and this time, beat him."
"Psh! Finn can't beat me at Card Wars!"
They watched as a box came whistling down, landing perfectly in the middle of their circle.
Finn sighed as he watched him set up the game board. "I'm sorry about this Jake."
"You're going down!"
Thirty Minutes Later
*Ding~*
"How long do you think he's going to stay like that?" Flame Princess leaned over and whispered in Finn's ear, watching Jake who had sullenly walked far away and sat down from the shame of losing.
"BMO said about a month. But maybe he just needs some spaghetti."
"Well where are we going to get some spaghetti at a time like this? He still has the paper with the truths and dares on it so we can't exactly finish the envelope either."
"Don't worry, I've got some spaghetti in my backpack." Finn answered from the floor while he took different things out of his backpack to find the bag of spaghetti. "Ah found it." Finn smiled as he pulled the bag out. "Who wants to give it to him?"
"Why can't you do it?" Marceline hovered on her stomach in the air.
"He's not going to take it from me since I'm the one that got him like this."
"I got it then." Marceline smirked as she took the bag from Finn.
"Are you going to fly over there- Wait don't throw it!" Finn quickly tried to stop her before she could do anything. But he was too slow.
Marceline bended her arm back like a catapult and launched the bag of spaghetti at Jake.
They waited a couple of seconds as it traveled across.
*SMACK!*
Jake fell forward and slammed into the ground. "Ow!" His far faint voice yelled as he rubbed the back of his head where the bag had hit. "Ooo spaghetti!" Jake opened the bag of spaghetti and happily ate it.
"See it worked." Marceline laughed. "I knocked some sense into him. Literally."
Finn huffed. "Well at least he's happy… Hey Jake! We gotta finish the envelope!"
"Oh. Right!" Jake stretched his way over as he continued to eat the spaghetti. "Next dares for PB." He said with his mouth full as he chewed.
"2. Princess Bubblegum- put a ghost chili pepper in Lemongrab's food"
"How am I supposed to do that exactly?" She sighed as she put her hands on her hips.
They all shrugged as they looked to the white sky in search for anything that would allow her to do so. Two small items came whistling down towards Princess Bubblegum.
"I got it!" She stood up and held both hands out, catching the two items in her hands. "Let's see." She examined the two between her hands. "A ghost chili bottle. And… A handheld mirror?" Bubblegum watched as the mirror slowly revealed a top view of Lemongrab tying a napkin around his neck, getting ready to eat whatever was on his plate.
"I think you just drop the chili in." Finn leaned over to see the mirror.
"If the chili can go to the outside world by this mirror then maybe we can escape through it!" Princess Bubblegum attempted to stick her hand through the mirror, hoping it would end up in the main world. But her hand bended back once hitting the mirrors surface. "Ouch." Her arm recoiled back. "HEY LEMONGRAB! CAN YOU HEAR ME?" He didn't show any sign that he could hear her either.
"Well the only thing left is to try the chili out." Flame Princess watched as Princess Bubblegum repeatedly yell and hit the mirror with her hand each time.
Princess Bubblegum sighed knowing she was probably right. Uncapping the bottle of chili pepper, Bubblegum slowly turned the bottle above the mirror, hoping to get only one drop out of the bottle. The drop fell towards the plate of Lemongrab's food. She sighed as the drop somehow passed through the mirror and into the other side.
Drop. It fell onto the food, sinking into it away from sight. Lemongrab licked his lips as he stabbed his fork through the food, unaware that anything had even fallen onto it.
All five of them squished their faces together to get a better view on the small mirror. Except for Flame Princess who didn't want to burn anybody.
Lemongrab took a bite.
They watched as his face turned a hot red and he began screaming, breathing out fire from his mouth.
"THIS ISS UNAACCCEEEPPTAAABLLEE! WHO DID THIS TO MEEE?!" Lemongrab accusingly pointed at each of his subjects who ate on the grand table with him.
All of the lemon people trembled in fear and looked around the table, hoping whoever did it would speak up.
"NOBODY?! 20 YEARS DUNGEON! ALL OF YOU!" Lemongrab began eating all of the food on the table, hoping to get the spice out of his mouth.
The mirror faded the image, slowly reverting back into a normal mirror.
*Ding~*
"Aw look what you did. You sent them all into the dungeon." Marceline snickered as she teasingly patted Princess Bubblegum's head.
"I'll deal with that when we get back…" Princess Bubblegum threw the mirror behind her back, which ended up landing on the broken table. Yet she set the ghost chili lightly on the floor. "Alright what's the next envelope you chose Jake?"
They watched as the envelope in Jake's hands shattered and disappeared.
"Oh!" Jake stretched over to the two envelopes lying on the ground near his seat and picked up whichever one was in front. He tore the envelope open, revealing yet another paper. "Alright what's next!" Jake unfolded the paper. "Ooh they're all dares! And none of them are for me! Yes! First is Finn" Jake uneasily read it over to himself before saying it out loud. "Finn-Kiss every girl in the room"
"What?!" The four of them yelled.
"Yeah… That's what it says."
"Give me that!" Finn tried to snatch the paper out of Jake's hands.
"No! You get to read your own when you choose it!" Jake stretched his arm high up away from Finn, watching as Finn continued trying to jump for it even through it was far beyond his reach.
Finn tensed up as he turned around towards the three girls behind him. Flame Princess was shyly looking to the side, Princess Bubblegum aimlessly looked around the room, and Marceline leaned back with her eyes closed as she floated. "Um." Finn tried to get their attention.
"Hmm?" All three of them stared at him.
"Well… I kind of have to… kiss each of you…"
Marceline floated over, pecking him on the lips. "One." She smirked and floated off.
Princess Bubblegum walked over, pecking him on the lips as well. "Two." She smiled, walking back over to her seat.
Flame Princess rubbed her arm as she walked to him. "Sorry if this hurts." She hastily pecked him on the lips like the other two had. "Three."
They waited for Flame Princess to burn through the floor.
"Huh." Flame Princess looked around in surprise.
*Ding~*
"See that wasn't so hard was it Finn?" Jake laughed as he patted him on the back.
"Uh… Yeah…" Finn madly blushed as he sat back down in his seat.
"Next dares for Marceline!"
"Aw yes!" Marceline grinned.
"Marceline-Suck Finn's blood for 5 seconds. Wait wait wait. WHAT?!" He read the same sentence to himself over and over, his eyes growing bigger as he made sure he had read that right. "As legal guardian I will not allow this!"
"I'm not so sure about this either. I haven't had blood for quite a while." Marceline sighed. "But five seconds won't kill him though." Marceline tapped her chin. "I think."
"I don't want my bro to become a zombie!"
"He won't become a zombie…"
"Still!"
Finn sighed. "Jake it's okay. It's only five seconds. I can handle it." He smiled reassuringly at his older brother.
"But but but!" Jake sighed. "Five seconds. Fine."
Finn laughed. "Alright Marcy. Go!"
Marceline didn't move. "I don't think this is a good idea."
"It's okay. I'm sure I won't die."
"I wasn't really worrying about you about this…"
"Just do it." Finn bended his neck and closed his eyes.
Marceline sighed as she slowly opened her mouth, and leaned closer towards his neck.
"I can't watch this!" Jake covered his eyes, yet stretched so he could see anyway. He gasped as Finn winced once Marceline's teeth made contact with his neck.
*Ding~*
"Okay five seconds are up!" Jake rushed over to them. "Marcy five seconds are up! MARCY!" Jake gasped seeing the look of hunger inside Marceline's eyes. "Finn!" Jake yelled as he began trying to pry Marceline off when Finn's eyes didn't open. "OH GLOB OH GLOB OH GLOB! YOU GUYS HELP!" Jake screamed over at both Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess.
"What do you want us to do?!"
"I DON'T KNOW DO SOMETHING!"
"Uh!" Princess Bubblegum frantically began pacing back and forth, hoping an idea would come as fast as she needed it.
"Hmm?" Flame Princess looked up, hearing the unmistakable sound of whistling becoming louder. She held her hands out, as whatever it was, was directed towards her. "A needle?" She caught it, curiously looking at the green substance filled inside the needle. Looking back and forth between the needle and Marceline, she put two and two together. "Oh!" Flame Princess ran over, stabbing Marceline in the arm with the needle, pushing the bottom of the needle to release the green substances. In a second, Marceline let go of Finn and they both fell over onto the floor.
Jake breathed heavily as he gave Flame Princess a thumbs up.
Princess Bubblegum came rushing over from what she just witnessed, examining both Finn and Marceline's condition. She sighed in relief upon discovering Finn was still breathing. "They're only unconscious. How did you do that?" She looked over at Flame Princess who still had the needle in her hand.
"This needle fell from the sky." Flame Princess handed it to her.
"What was inside of it?"
"Some green liquid."
"You have no idea?!"
"Hey! At least I did something!"
Princess Bubblegum sighed as she carefully placed the needle on the floor.
"Is Finn going to be okay?" Jake worriedly observed the bite marks on his neck.
"Yes. Marceline didn't take enough blood to either kill him or turn him into a vampire, but enough to make him unconscious, so those bite marks should heal."
"Okay good." Jake sighed as he relaxed. "So what now?"
"We finished the letter of course. There aren't any more for Finn or Marceline are there?"
Jake looked over the paper. "Nope. Just you two."
All three of them created a small circle, with Finn and Marceline lying nearby.
"Okay next is for Princess Bubblegum! Bubblegum-Tell your true feelings."
"Huh? My true feelings?"
"I guess so."
"Well I feel annoyed and angry that we're stuck in this giant white room with envelopes. Is that good?"
Jake shook the paper awaiting a checkmark. "Nope."
"I feel… sad for the Lemon people?"
"Nope."
"Alright I feel happy that I could take a break from my work and hang out with my friends!"
*Ding~*
"I guess that worked." Jake smiled. "Alright next is for Flame Princess. Flame Princess-Bitch slap Bubblegum for 1 minute. Oooh!"
"Woah woah woah!" Princess Bubblegum stood up and took a step away from Flame Princess, sticking her arms up in defense.
"Well this sounds fun." Flame Princess grinned as she cracked her knuckles, standing up herself.
"Don't!"
"You know the dare. I have to if we want to leave anytime soon." Flame Princess laughed.
Princess Bubblegum sighed as she put her arms by her side. "Fine. Make it quick." She squeezed her eyes shut.
"Nah. I've got a whole minute." Flame Princess struck her.
A loud sound of a slap echoed through the room.
One minute later.
*Ding~*
The envelope shattered.
"Woah your cheeks are red, swollen, and burnt!" Jake laughed as he poked her cheek.
"Shut up." Princess Bubblegum's voice was muffled.
Both Flame Princess and Jake laughed at the sound of her voice; all three of them taking a seat back down.
"Ah!" Finn snapped his body up, startling the three as they looked at him. "Marceline almost- Woah what happened to your cheeks PB?"
Flame Princess and Jake laughed again.
She sighed. "A dare. Also it's good to see you're okay Finn."
"Why wouldn't I be?" He looked to the side of him. "Why is Marceline unconscious?"
"Because she wouldn't stop sucking your blood out."
"Oh."
Jake grinned. "Okay next envelope!"
"Wait I missed the other dares?!"
"Yep. Too bad." Jake tore open the third envelope he chose, clearing his throat. "Ready?"
The three of them nodded.
"Finn must tell Marceline that he saw her…" Jake read the rest to himself. "So that's what happened!" He gasped. "Um. I know I said that you get to read the one you choose, but I think you have the right to read this one dude." Jake handed the letter to Finn.
Finn raised an eyebrow as he took the paper, reading the dare to himself. His face turned beat red and he gulped, looking over at the still unconscious Marceline. "Well at least she's unconscious." He took a deep breath as Jake took the letter back. He looked over at both Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess who were both watching his curiously. Turning back over to Marceline he began, "Marceline when Jake and I hid in your closet that one time… you were getting ready to take a shower and I sort of saw you naked…"
"I kind of thought you did. And now you just proved that I was right."
*Ding~*
"M-M-M-MARCELINE!" Finn gasped as he stumbled backwards, his face turning an even darker shade of red.
Marceline yawned as she sat up. "What'd I miss?" She looked at Flame Princess and Princess Bubblegum who had their mouths open in shock. She snickered once catching an eye at Bubblegum. "Yo what's up with your face?"
Flame Princess snapped out of her shock and laughed along with Jake.
Bubblegum, forgetting about Finn's confession, sighed in annoyance. "Jake what's the next one…"
Jake wiped a tear from his eye. "Um." He chuckled. "Finn and Marceline must make out. Wait what."
The room turned dead silent.
"What."
"What."
"What."
"What."
"That's what it says…" Jake folded the paper, putting it back into the envelope. "I'm going to be over there…" He handed the envelope to Finn, and stretched over to the place where he ate his spaghetti, turning his back towards them.
"Yeah me too." Princess Bubblegum began the long run to where Jake was sitting.
Flame Princess sighed and looked at both Finn and Marceline, before using her fire powers to get over to Jake much faster than Princess Bubblegum.
Finn held the envelope in his hands. "Well uh."
Marceline kissed him before he could continue.
At first he looked at her in shock, but gradually he closed his eyes and gave into the kiss, putting his hand on her head to bring her in closer then lightly running his fingers through her hair.
*Ding~* the muffled noise of the checkmark sounded inside the envelope and the envelope shattered.
Both Marceline and Finn had heard it, but they didn't stop.
"OKAY! That's enough!" Jake, who appeared right out of nowhere, used his stretchy powers to separate them. "Jeez!"
Marceline and Finn lightly blushed as they went back to their seats and sat down.
About a minute later, Flame Princess and Princess Bubblegum joined them; not making eye contact with them for the envelope disappearing only meant one thing.
"So who wants to choose next?" Jake scratched the back of his head, trying to get rid of the awkward silence.
"I want to." Flame Princess walked over to the mountain, picking out a random envelope and opened it. She laughed to herself as she unfolded the paper and read over it. She began as she took a seat back down. "Well, I dare PB to put peanut butter in one armpit and jelly in the other armpit. Then she has to get two slices of bread and wipe it off. Then she has to eat the sandwich."
"Ew what?" Princess Bubblegum leaned over to get a look of it herself.
"Woah! According to the Jake Rule, I get to read it only." Flame Princess turned it away from Princess Bubblegum's view.
A small table came down, along with jars of peanut butter and jelly and slices of bread.
Princess Bubblegum stood in front of it, looking at the items laid down on the table in disgust on what she had to do. "How am I supposed to do this when I'm wearing a dress…?"
"Pull up your sleeves?" Jake suggested as he continued to turn his head at Marceline and Finn who were on either sides of him.
"That's so unsanitary!"
"Strip?"
She paused. "I'll pull up my sleeves…" Opening both the peanut butter jar and the jelly jar, she wrinkled her nose as she imagined what she had to do. Closing her eyes, she pulled up the sleeves of her dress and dipped one hand into the peanut butter jar, grabbing a glob of it. Looking the other way, she began to smear it onto an armpit. "It's cold!"
"Now the jelly." Flame Princess giggled.
Bubblegum sighed as she used her other hand and grabbed a glob of jelly as well, doing the same thing to her other armpit.
"And now the bread."
"How am I supposed to grab the bread?"
"Close your arms?"
"But that will feel weird."
"Too bad."
Princess Bubblegum sighed; wincing as she slowly closed her arms so she would be able to grab the two slices. She shivered. "It's cold!" Grabbing the two bread, she quickly lifted her arms back up and wiped the peanut butter off with one bread and the jelly with the other. "Ew I can't get all of it off. Anybody have any water?"
"I could probably burn it off."
"Haha. No. My arm would be burnt as well. Anyway what else do I have to do?"
Flame Princess read the paper again. "Eat it."
"I can't… you burned my cheeks…"
Jake and Flame Princess chuckled.
Princess Bubblegum sighed as she began ripping the sandwich and eating little bits of it.
*Ding~*
"You can put your arms down now."
"No I can't. I can't get the rest of the peanut butter and jelly off."
"So now you have burnt cheeks… AND. You have to keep your arms up?"
Both Jake and Flame Princess laughed again.
"Shut up. What's next."
"Truths: Finn, have you ever gone the whole day without underwear?"
"Huh what?" The sound of his name brought him back. "Oh. I've gone multiple days without underwear."
*Ding~*
They all stared at him.
"Hey in my defense, going on an adventure with only one underwear for a couple of days is pretty bad. So you might as well take it off."
They nodded as a form of 'good point'.
" Marcy, if you could be born again, would you take the opportunity to be the opposite gender?"
Marceline reverted back to normal as well from the sound of her name. "If I could be born again… I guess I would take the opportunity to be the opposite gender because it'd be something new."
*Ding~* The envelope faded away.
"Why are you lifting your arms up?" Marceline looked over at Bubblegum.
"Because there's peanut butter and jelly on my armpits…"
Marceline burst into a fit of laughter along with Jake and Flame Princess.
"Okay who wants to choose next?" Flame Princess giggled as she spoke.
"I call dibs!" Marceline flew over to the mountain and dug through it, looking for a color that would catch her eye. "Aw yes! Red!" She pulled it out and bit it. "Ow!" It was as hard as a rock, and the color didn't drain out. "Stupid magic things…" Marceline tore open the envelope. "Finn, first of all, your cute. Seriously.-"
"Marceline did you just call Finn cute?"
"No the paper says that! Jeez! Anyway -Now my dare, let someone chain you to a weight so that you can drop it into the ocean and swim there for a while."
"The-the-the-Ocean?" Finn stuttered.
"It's alright buddy." Jake patted his back. "Where are they going to fit the ocean into here?"
There was the sound of a wave crashing onto land.
Both Finn and Jake froze as they slowly turned behind them. And of course… There was the ocean.
"Water! Yes!" Princess Bubblegum ran over to the ocean which was rather far, but close enough. She began washing the peanut butter and jelly off of her arms.
A chain and a weight smashed into the ground near Finn causing him to jump.
Quickly Jake chained the weight to Finn's leg before he could run away. "It's only for a while buddy."
"No no no no no nononono!" Finn began running the opposite way, but the weight kept him in place.
Marceline laughed. "C'mon." She lifted him up by his shoulders, flying him AND the weight to the ocean.
"Wait wait wait! The letter says I get to drop it into the ocean myself!"
"So it does." Marceline placed him near the shore. "Go."
Flame Princess used her fire to travel there in a second, while Jake stretched his legs to walk over there.
"You can do it, Finn!" Flame Princess smiled.
"Yeah buddy!" Jake smiled as well.
"Bonnie stop taking a bath in the ocean! You're ruining the mood!" Marceline yelled at her.
"I'm getting the peanut butter and jelly off! And I'm only cleaning my arms!"
Finn sighed. Picking up the weight… Well he tried to. Instead Finn dragged the weight across the white floor. Taking deep breaths, he readied himself. "Okay Finn… You can do this… No you can't... Yes you can… Ready? 1… 2…- WAH!"
The weight was thrown into the water, along with Finn with was screaming for he was attached to it by the chain.
"Marceline why did you throw the weight…" Jake sighed as he watched Finn splash around while continuing to scream.
"Oh please. You know he wouldn't have done it anyway."
Jake nodded and shrugged his shoulders. "Guess so." He then cupped his mouth and yelled over to Finn. "Finn calm down! You're only in about a foot deep!"
He didn't listen as he continued throwing water in every direction.
"Well he has to stay there for a bit until the dare is completed… so let's go to the next one." Jake looked over at Marceline who held the paper within her hands.
"Jake, how long can you go without eating ice cream? Just a question."
Jake tapped his chin. "About a couple of hours? Well… being stuck in this place without ice cream in sight is probably going to create a new record…" He squished his body in disappointment from being reminded of not being able to eat any ice cream.
*Ding~*
*Ding~* The envelope exploded.
"Oh looks like Finn's done." Jake stretched his arm over to Finn and pulled him out, stretching another arm to unchain him. "Alright guys! Back to the mountain!" Jake stretched his legs and ran back.
Flame Princess created a trail of fire as she zoomed over there.
Marceline merely flew back.
"Wait! Wait guys!" Princess Bubblegum called out and began running there as fast as she could.
"Alright. Who's next?"
"Ahem! My clothes are dripping wet thanks to somebody! So I think I should get to choose." Finn marched over to the mountain, picking out a blue one from the pile and ripping it open. "How old it PB?"
Everybody awaited an answer.
"Where is PB anyway?"
They turned back towards the ocean, seeing a pink form still running.
Marceline laughed. "Somebody get her."
Jake stretched his arm out to Princess Bubblegum and pulled her in. "Yo PB. Truth says how old are you?"
She didn't reply as she continued to catch her breath. Clearing her throat, she stood up straight. "I'm nineteen."
There wasn't a ding.
"No you aren't."
She sighed. "I'm 827. According to the website."
*Ding~*
"You don't even know your own age that you have to look it up in a website?"
"No."
"What?"
"Finn what's the next one?"
"Oh um. Jake: I dare you to stretch completely inside out."
"Woah! INSIDE out?! I don't even think I can do that!"
"Just try it I guess."
Jake put on a constipated look at he began stretching around. He gasped for a breath after failing. "Ow!"
"Jake! Jake! Jake!" The four of them cheered in encouragement.
"You said my name three times! Here I go!" Jake stretched his skin into his mouth, exposing his red and pink tissues or muscles.
*Ding~* The envelope popped.
"Ew…"
"Ow ow ow ow!" Jake reverted himself back to normal as he groaned and held his stomach. "Yo can we take a break…"
"Yeah… I think we should…"
"Cool" Jake fell over out of breath.
Author Notes Homie's
NEW! READ: So since I already wrote this chapter I decided to use it since those people were the first. THANK YOU: agarfinkel, The Madman001, Charmanderfan, PloopyPanda, 27scissors, and Guest 2.I'm sorry that I couldn't put your guys names next your your truth or dare!
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Alright! I wrote this chapter to get in the feel of it!
-Dear: Guest 1: I couldn't put your truth or dare into this chapter because you were kind of telling me to make them do it lol. If you would like it to be added to let's say the next chapter then could you be a bit more specific? :D Sorry! And Thank you!
You guys heard Jake, "Loopholes!" Hehe.
Also if you were wondering why I made it envelopes and letters, then have you read those truth or dare stories that have like a host that reads the truth and dares? I wanted to not add myself or an OC into this story and I wanted the characters to treat it like a friendly game instead of wanting to beat me up for whatever I say lol.
Also I'm not going to censor words that ya'll say. Because. That's lame. So you're welcome lol
Also Also: I was thinking about writing each chapter for ALL the new reviews from the previous chapter, but I guessed that a lot more people will start reviewing and it would take me forever to complete a chapter once I have like 30 reviews to up into one chapter. So I'm probably going to split them up into separate chapters xD
THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE REVIEWED! AND HOPEFULLY THEIR ANSWERS TO YOUR TRUTH OR DARES WERE ENOUGH TO EXPRESS MY THANKS!
