Well here it is...I don't own Naruto
It isn't as long as I'd hoped but I'm going to add a second chapeter too. Anyway this isn't very...good it's kinda boring but read it please. Review or Flame whatever you want to do.
Angst and short people
I look at the idiotic ninja yearbook picture. Iruka says I'm getting too used to this innocently clueless act. Well I'm planning on milking it for all it's worth. I walk through the doors where the hokage awaits my arrival. It's funny that neither I nor he knows what my true purpose is. Though I know what I am to do, I can not say that I know my real purpose, for what is purpose without knowing a past from your own memories. I hand him my yearbook picture and then I take my seat in a lone chair and wait for his reaction. XD.
"What do you think? You like it don't you? If you want I can get you a copy." This is always fun.
The Hokage says in a blunt fashion, "Do it over!"
I try to sound outraged," but I worked so hard on it. It took me all but three minutes."
"Why did you not wear your Hitai-ate?"
"Well I plan to wear it tomorrow after the ceremony."
Just then I sensed another presence near by, then I heard the noise of an opening door. I quickly put my hand to my weapons pouch and wait. Then a small child comes jumping into the room with a shuriken poorly held in his right hand. I quickly unarm him and sit back in my chair. He's no threat but I felt like it. Though I had just disarmed him and did not make any contact with him he fell flat on his face. I really am stunned, is this really how they train children hidden in the leaves?
When he gets up he searches the room as if expecting to find some sort of trap. I intercept a very dirty look given to me by 'Master' Ebisu. I absorbed the Kyuubi a long time ago and as far as I know she won't be coming back. I know what Iruka told me about my past, but I don't see why these people hate me so much. I was the first new born they could get there hands on. Then they sent me away. My mother was visiting Konoha before due date. My father came with us but he soon died fighting a battle that wasn't his to fight. The people of Konoha were frantic and their leader, the forth Hokage used me to seal the beast and soon there after died. I was sent back to my clan an orphan. Before all this happened my parents were going to visit the Uchiha clan and let Sasuke's family know that I was to be born soon so I could live to protect Sasuke. The only people who knew of this transaction are now dead. Except for me and Iruka no one else knows that or of my past but somehow in this village everyone seems to know that Kyuubi is within me. Maybe they never knew the gender of the baby?
"Aha, so you tripped me! It was you wasn't it?!!!"
"You tripped over on your own you little-
"Get your hands off of the grandson of our revered lord Hokage!" Ebisu yelled this as if I would contaminate the small child.
"So? Take your best shot! I dare you!" said 'the grandson of our revered lord Hokage' as he stares up at me.
"I don't give a bat's eyelash who's grandson you are you little runt!" I punched him, not too hard, though as much as I wanted to.
"OWWWWW…!!!" The runt screams.
After that I just get up and leave the room. As I walk I could feel that the runt was following me. I just keep walking, hoping that he would soon get tired of following me and leave. Then I just snap.
"Stop following me runt, don't you have anything better to do?" Normally I would just ignore this and keep walking but being in a premeditated character that would have blown his top already I couldn't help it.
"So, you managed to penetrate my disguise!!! Right?!!! So you are powerful after all."
I sigh, "What in the name of Kami-Sama do you want?"
"I want you to be my teacher!"
I fall over and begin laughing hysterically. He wants me to teach him. When I finally stop laughing I stand up and give him the most serious face I could make. "No."
His mouth drops open and then he yells, "What?"
"I can not in any way be your teacher but as a friend I could help you out a bit."
"Why can't you be my teacher?"
"I want to be Hokage as much as you do and that makes us rivals." In truth being Hokage was the last thing on my mind, I just want to be an Anbu Black ops and protect Uchiha Sasuke but, everyone needs a good rival.
"So…then we're rivals/friends?"
"Yeah, I've got a great move to teach you, you want to see it?"
He nods enthusiastically and I quickly begin the process of making hand seals. Soon I am engulfed in a puff of smoke. When it clears away I am standing there but I wasn't there. Do you get it; I am standing there but light runs right trough me. I am invisible. The runt just stands there as if expecting me to fly out of a tree or something to that extremity.
"Hey kid I forgot to ask what's your name?"
"Konohamaru-
He falls silent and reaches out to where I had been just a minute ago. When he feels the fabric of my Orange jumpsuit his eyes widen and he falls over.
"My bad, maybe I should've done something simpler."
When Konohamaru wakes from his mini coma I am still invisible. "Do you want to learn this move or not?"
He quickly sits up straight and looks from side to side while simultaneously nodding yes. In the next ten minutes I am able to teach the runt how to make his hand invisible.
"Keep practicing and you'll get better at it. Now I've got to go. I'll take you home first." I grabbed his right hand and did a one handed jutsu and reappeared outside of the Hokage's home. I knocked and quickly vanished from view of the door and waited in a tree. The door opened and out walked the Hokage. He smiled and slightly pushed Konohamaru inside the house. Before closing the door the Hokage looked outside and seemed to be trying to locate me. I nonchalantly jumped out of the tree, waved while walking away. You know that wave where you don't look at the person your waving at.
I walk into my dark apartment and drop my key on the table. I walk to my bedroom door and open it. I walk in and I take down the simple disguise that I perfected and made unnoticeable. I put my golden hair into two high pony tails then I walk out of my room again. I walk to the kitchen then I grab a rather large bowl of ramen. Who says a girl can't eat? When I finish I walk into the bathroom and take a quick but hot shower. I yawn and then small involuntary tears come out of my eyes. I walk back to my room, turn on the alarm system, you can never be too careful when you have a secret to protect.
