A/N: Well, here we go. Another top ten. Really short chapter this time, but all the chapters are suppose to be pretty short, seeing as how the focus is on the top ten list itself. Anyways, moving forward!

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David Letterman sat at his desk and leaned back in his chair, looking over at his band leader, Paul Shafer.

"So Paul, what do you think will happen now that Kim Possible's show has been taken off the air?" Dave asked.

"Well, I think she'll keep saving the world, and she'll somehow find a way to get her show back. Maybe they'll make a live action show on ABC," Paul replied.

"Doesn't ABC already have that show with 'Chuck'? Or is that on NBC?" Dave asked back.

"Oh, well, hmmm, I guess you're right. Well, maybe we should honor her by doing another Kim Possible related top ten list?" Paul said, answering Dave's question with his own question.

"Paul, you brilliant man! That's just crazy enough to work!" Dave said and then turned back to the audience. He grabbed a blue card on his desk and held it up high into the air.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list, here we go," Dave said and then brought the card down to look it over, flipping it in his hand as he did so.

A computer animated graphic of the numbers ten through one on a set of places around the world played on a screen for the audience to watch, while the CBS orchestra played the music for the top ten list.

"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma…"

"Wait," Paul interrupted, "shouldn't the home office for these be in Middleton?"

"Are you kidding? The only writer we found who could do these lives in a darkened apartment with his mom in Owasso," Dave answered.

"Oh, so he's just like the writers here in New York then," Paul said. Laughter from the audience soon filled the studio.

"Pretty much, here we go, Top Ten things James Possible says when launching a rocket. The top ten things James Possible says when he launches a rocket. Number Ten: Up yours, Lipsky!"

"Number nine: Lets see that Letterman punk do this!"

"Number eight: Oh Anne!"

"Number seven: I can do the same thing with enough Viagra."

"Number six: I sure hope the Naked Mole Rat/Naco fuel mixture holds up"

"Number five: Never in your dreams, Porter!"

"Number four: Eh, it was alright, I've done better."

"Number three: Well, its up. Lets go hang with some shorties while drinking some forties."

"Number two: That wasn't supposed to go up until next week. Oh crap!"

"And the number one thing James Possible says when launching a rocket: Rockets are go!"

"There ya go, tonight's top ten list. We'll be right back with Sandra Bullock!" Dave said and the show cut away to a commercial.