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How to Remove a Curse Mark
By Chibi Shino
Sakura's Turn
"Hey Sakura?"
"Hm?"
"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Yeah! I'm...80 percent positive?"
"80 PERCENT?!"
"CALM DOWN! It will be okay."
Sakura prayed to the gods that they would be okay. Sneaking into the Uchiha's house was not the brightest of ideas, but with a bag of weapons? Yeah. Big risk. Tenten growled as they walked up onto the doorstep. "If anything happens to me, I'll see you in court." Tenten threatened. Sakura laughed. Of course everything was going okay!
...she hoped.
"Ready Tenten?" Tenten nodded as Sakura rang the doorbell.
The door creeped open slowly. A shadow was barely visible. Sakura and Tenten felt like crying when the fingers were wounding themselves slowly around the outside doorknob. "Yes...?" Came a calm voice. The two girls couldn't help but hug eachother and cry. It was damn scary! "What are two pretty ladies like you doing here...?" Sakura and Tenten stopped in their tracks.
Wait...WHAT?
"...are you Sasuke?" Tenten asked, finding her voice.
The shadow chuckled and shook his head. "No... He's in that direction." A pale hand came out of the shadows and pointed to it's left. Sakura and Tenten bowed and ran in that direction. "Goodbye..." The figure departed back into the dark.
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"SASUKE! OPEN THE DOOR!" Sakura kept on banging on the door until an annoyed Sasuke opened it.
"What?" He demanded. He noticed Tenten there as well. "Panda." He said in recognition.
"Asshole." She replied.
Sakura didn't even say anything before she barged into Sasuke's house, pushing him aside as she went through the door. So much for sneaking in... "Wow, Sasuke...what a very stylish house you have..." She said in wonder as she looked at the very modern house he had. She smiled and turned to the said emo boy. "And they say you have a dark and scary house..."
Sasuke whipped out a kunai. "Who is this 'they'?" He asked dangerously.
"Naruto." Tenten answered for her in a calm fashion before walking into the kitchen, Sakura following. "I'm hungry, Uchiha. What do you have to eat?" Tenten turned around and glared at him. "It better not be all that cliche tomato shit..."
"Get.out.of.my.HOUSE.or.I.will.eat.your.LIVERS."
"Calm down, Jack the Ripper." Sakura brushed the threat off like it was nothing. "Oh yeah!" She snapped her fingers and faced Sasuke. "Who's the creepy guy who lives two houses away?" Sasuke gave her a confused look. "He had a deep voice?" Sakura attempted to jog Sasuke's mind with this little piece of information. He only cocked an eyebrow. "Somebody's feeling OOC..." Sakura coughed and continued. "Who lived two houses away from you when you were younger?" She asked instead.
Sasuke looked up at the ceiling, apparently deep in thought. He jumped when he remembered. He clenched his fist as he spat out the word, "Itachi." The two girls looked at him, completely confused. "It was his private training room."
Sakura and Tenten could swear their heart just stopped. Sasuke disposed of Itachi months ago! Wait...that was a-
"What are two pretty ladies like you doing here...?"
...-twitch-
Sakura shook her head to get rid of the memory. "Nevermind..." Sakura hid the flyswatter behind her back. "WHAT'S OVER THERE?!" Sasuke wasn't falling for it. "Bad call. Just a brick wall." She stuck out her tongue and scratched the back of her head.
Sasuke turned around in a split second. "What?" He walked towards the wall. "The Uchiha compound is supposed to be made out of the finest woods..." Sakura blinked. That...actually worked. Then quietly handed Sakura the fly swatter as Sasuke ventured in his thoughts. "But...this is brick...NOT wood. Maybe the pipe cleaner switched this wall from wood to brick...yeah...that has to be it..." He was to busy to notice that Sakura snuck up from behind him with the flyswatter. "He must have been a magical pipe clean-" Sakura swatted the curse mark. Sasuke let out a loud, painful grunt as he fell to the ground. "What the HELL, Sakura?!" He yelled as he put his hand over the curse mark as to dim the pain.
"NYAAAA?" Sakura looked down at Sasuke. "I thought for sure that would have worked!"
Sasuke blinked. "Worked? What are you talking about, Sakura?" Sakura didn't have time to answer because Tenten pulled Sasuke up and put him on the couch. "What the heck are you doing, no surname?"
Tenten was used to that name. "We have to get rid of that curse mark?"
Sasuke glared at her. "Why do you care about my well being?"
Tenten smiled. "I don't! That's exactly why I'm doing this!" The Uchiha cocked an eyebrow. "I might kill you with all of these attempts!" Tenten's eyes glowed evilly as she took out a steaming pot.
Sakura yelled, "HEY! I WANTED TO DO THAT ONE!"
"Sorry, Sakura. I have this one covered…"
Plan 10: Use hot wax and peel off…SLOWLY. It's nice to enjoy others peoples pain for a change!
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-Chibi Shino
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