Sasuke's P.O.V

"Why cant I go in?" I asked trying to push pass Shizune.

"Because she doesnt want to see you yet."

"But Im her boyfriend!"

"She wants you to wait. Its a surprise! Now go home!"

I pouted some and stuffed my fists in my pockets.

Troublesome women! They never want to tell you anything! Just when things get good, they have to make you wait.

I wonder what surprise she had in mind.

Hm... (a/n: Pervy moment)

I walked up the staires and sighed. I didnt know what would happen when I walked through those doors. With Itachi, its always something...

I held in my breathe and pushed open the doors.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAUCY!!" Itachi and Anko said in unison, throwing streamers and ballons at me.

"ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY!" I shouted, cleaning myself. "and how many times do I have to tell you guys, STOP THROWING ME A PARTY EVERY TIME I COME HOME!"

You think it would be kind of cool having people who care about you throw parties for you everytime you come home. But It gets annoying after a while. I mean seriously, yesturday it was christmas, last week it was Kwanzaa, Last month it was Chinese new years.. and today, its my birthday. My birthday is a few months from now.

Its embarrassing to know your own brother doesnt even know when you were born. Its a damn shame.

"Sorry Saucy, Its just that were so happy to see you!" Itachi said, giving me a peace sign.

"Yeah! Sorry, we wont do it again!" Anko added clinging to Itachi.

I rolled my eyes and sighed.

"You two say that, but then you do it again anyway!" I walked to the fridge and grabbed my self a tomato. " I swear, how many times do I have to tell you untill you get it through your thick skulls?!" I plopped on the couch and put my feet on the coffee table.

"Hey wheres Sakura?" Anko asked, as she and my brother sat down beside me. I took a bite out of tomato and lowered my eyebrows.

"She wasnt feeling well earlier so she went to Tsunades office." I said.

"Is she okay?"

"Yeah, but she said something was a surprise. I wonder what it is."

Anko cupped her chin and smirked. "What was she doing?"

"Er, excuse me?"

"Like what were the symptoms?"

I thought back and made a face.

"She was throwing her guts all over the place at Ino's place." I said turning to look at her. She and Itachi shared glances and smiled.

"What?" I asked and took a huge bite of my tomato.

"Sakura may be pregnant," Itachi said.

I almost choked and spit out my food.

"Chotomate! (wait a minute; hold on) WHAT?!" I almost yelled, losing my balance and falling on my ass. Ank giggled and hepled me up.

"Ah, Saucy, Sakura chan might be pregnant. Arent you happy? You might be a Father!"

"H-HAPPY?! Are you kidding? Im not ready! I dont know if were both ready! I-its just so sudden and...and you dont know if she is or not okay? So lets not talk about it!"

"But Sas--"

"DROP IT!"

The room grew silent and uncomfortable.

I shifted in my seat and took a small bite out of my tomato.

"So...How was your weekend?" Itachi asked me. I gave him a confused look as he went on:

"What did you do? You know, do you like pens? I heard you liked pens. Here some crazy pens for you crazy pocket.." He shoved pens at me and continued; "..I happen to like pens too! You know, we should sit around and talk about pens all day. Inks. Pens. Caps. I love em."

It grew silent again.

"Uh, I dont really like pens..."

"Oh. Pencils?"

"Uh, there okay..."

Awkward silence...

Itachi started singing randomly; "What is love? Baby dont hurt me! Dont hurt me, no more!"

"What the hell?!"

I snapped my head towards him and he continued singing, and Anko joined in.

"What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more!"

My eyebrow twitched and I covered my ears. Then they started doing scary hand motions.

I was mentally scared and scarred for life!

Just then, (OH THANK GOD) The door opened and Sakura and Shizune walked in.

I jumped up and hugged Sakura's legs.

"Oh thank god, thank god, THANK GOD, you came to save me from this TOTURE!!"

I pointed showing the two what Anko and Itachi were doing.

"Are they high" Shizune asked.

"I honestly dont know!"

I stood up and looked at Sakura. She was smiling and blushing.

"Whats with you I said, kissing her cheek. She giggled and Shizune said "Go on, you can tell him the good news."

I raised my eyebrow and looked at her. "What is it that you need to tell me, babe?"

She smiled again and looked at me.

"Sasuke," she said.

"Hn?"

"Im.." she broke out in a squeal.

"Your...?"

"Sasuke..Im...Im...Im pregnant!!"

My eyes widened and I fell backwards, unconscience.

My eyes got blurry and all I could hear was Itachi and Anko singing 'I told you so' over and over.

"What hit 'em?" Shizune asked.

"Oh, Reality."

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lol second chappie is up! i love making itachi and Anko act like lil kids. It suits them well and its just soooo cute!! I just cant help my self! wel i hope you like this story. Im trying so hard to make it as good as the original broken Sakura. so bare with me people!! lol but i have this HUGE feeling that'll you'll LOVE THIS STORY!! welp like i always always ALWAYS say: ONWARD to the NEXT CHAP!!!

loves Reggie