Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto I barely own my box I live in thats got staples in it shivers

I also do not own Lovely bunch of coconuts by Monty Python

Now I am going to start the story! ONWARD!


A Legend in the Making(3 years later)


Birds whistled their own tunes as the sun rose up in a blinding light and shined down on one person.

"Stupid sun I want to go to sleep" said a teenager wearing pajamas and a weird hat on his head.

The young teenager was slowly getting up when his alarm clock decided to go off and startle him making him trip slam into his dresser get covered in his bedsheets and slam into the wall.

"Something tells me its not my day" said the teenager on the floor untangling from his bedsheets and walking to his refrigerator to get an ice pack for his aching head.

The teenager took out a pan and poured water into it and let it boil before adding noodles and chicken.

He started to whistle until a beige and purple blur slammed through his door and knocked him to the floor and sat on his back.

"Is there a special reason you randomly attacked me in my own house Anko-sensei?"said the teenager unhappy from being sat on.

"Nope not a single reason. Well today is the day the genin exam starts so get dressed!"said Anko

"But im not even close too late!"said the teenager.

Anko pointed at the clock.

"OH SHIT!"said the teenager recognizing it was eight fifty five and he had to be there at nine.

The teenager raced into his room and in seconds he was out with a black coat and underneath was a brown shirt and brown pants.

"I gotta go see ya later Anko-sensei!"the teenager said hastily while running out the door.

"Yea well see ya kid"said Anko


Academy 9 o'clock


"Sasuke Uchiha" said a teacher with brown hair in a pineapple style.

"Hn"said Sasuke approvingly

"Kiba Inuzuka"

"Here Iruka Sensei" said Kiba.

"Uzumaki Naruto"said Iruka

Silence filled the class.

"Uzumaki Naruto"repeated Iruka not liking wear this was going.

"NARUTO!"Iruka said angrily.

In seconds everyone turned to see Naruto crash through an academy window.

"Um Here?"said Naruto wondering if he was late.

"Just sit down Naruto" said Iruka as he was annoyed by Naruto's antics

"Now when I call your name come up"Iruka said

"So bored, I guess ill just sleep and wait for my turn"Naruto thought in boredom.

30 minutes later

He still could not fall asleep and settled for singing in his head.

Go to Youtube and put in lovely bunch of coconuts then read this while its going!

"Down at a shinobi square on evening I was therewheni heard a shinobi shouting underneath the square!"

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are standing in a row big ones small ones some as big as your head!"

"SHUTUP ALREADY"a voice grumbled in his mind.

Naruto was jolted by it and sat up immediately.

"What the hell was that?" Narruto mumbled to himself.

"Uzumaki Naruto!"Iruka said

Naruto complied and walked forward into the room.

"Now transform into me" Iruka said.

"Henge!"(1)(Transformation Technique)Naruto said as smoke enveloped him.

When the smoke dispersed a girl stood there who had smoke covering "Special Areas"

Iruka could only stair then shoot off like a rocket with blood shooting out of his nose.

"You IDIOT I SAID ME!" Iruka said with two cotton balls in his nose.

"Fine"Naruto said.

"Henge!" Naruto said as smoke enveloped him.

Iruka stood their staring at the clone of him with a "Kick Me" sign on his back.

"You Idiot I said like me"Iruka said angrily.

"Um Iruka hi copied you exactly"was all Naruto could say as he pointed at Iruka's back.

Iruka stood there with a twitch over his eye extremely annoyed.

"Now make clones of yourself Naruto"Iruka said wanting to get it over with.

"Kage Bunshin!"Naruto said as smoke enveloped him

Iruka could only stare as ten shadow clones stood there looking at him.

"So did I pass?"Naruto said anxious to know.

All Iruka could do was nod and hand Naruto the Headband Naruto chose that had black on it instead of the normal blue that most people picked.

Naruto walked out the room happily and decided for no reason to sit by a blue haired girl.

"eep!" was all the blue girl could mumble as she covered her blushing face from him.

"Uh Hi I am Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto"Naruto said in a nice manner

"Hi-Hinata Hy-Hyuu-Hyuuga"said the blue haird girl stuttering

"Nice to meet ya Hinata" said Naruto happily

At that moment the Academy was dismissed.

"Well it was nice talking to ya Hinata see ya tommorow"said Naruto as he walked to his apartment.

Hinata continued to stare at his back "Naruto-kun" she started to walk to the Hyuuga estates thinking of what would happen tommorow.

Naruto was about to walk into his apartment when he heard someone inside of it he slowly opened the door cautiously he stepped in but all the sudden cobras went around his whole body strangling him.

Anko decided to walk over at that time happilt munching on Dango.

"So how did ya do?"Anko said anxious to know because of her boredom

"I passed alright and I am happy!"said Naruto happily even if the life was being squeezed out of him.

"Well good job kid you still got a long way to go ha ha ha"said Anko laughing.

"You are ruining my day Anko"Naruto said annoyingly.

"Yes and I am loving every second of it!"Anko said happily

"will you get your snakes off of me I am tired" said Naruto sleepily.

"Naruto go night night"said Naruto as he wavered and fell on the ground asleep.

Anko stood their and blinked she grabbed Naruto picked him up and threw him on his bed then walked outside and went straight to the hokage tower.

She snuck in silently past the secretary and into the hokage room seeing Kurenai,Kakashi and Asuma standing in the room.

"So watcha doing Kurenai-chan"as Anko looked over Kurenai's shoulder looking at the crystal ball.

All the jouinins turned to look at her questioningly.

"Exaclty why are you here Anko?" said Kakashi lazily.

"Good question. Cause I can" said Anko happily

"Oooo you are doing teams? I want one!" said Anko happily

The old hokage sat the thinking of what to do.

"Asuma you never wanted a team did you so if you want you dont have to take a team"said the old hokage.

"Fine with me"said Asuma happily as he walked out of the room.

"The teams will be-"the old hokage started.

Academy Next Day

Naruto walked in and sat next to Hinata.

"Na-Naruto who's team do you think you will be on?" said Hinata being shy

" I hope I am on your team cause your the best Hinata!"Naruto said happily

Hinata sat there blushing and stunned with nothing else to say.

"Team 7 is, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka!" Iruka said

"Your sensei is Kakashi Hatake"Iruka stated

"Team 9 is Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburama and Chouji Akimichi"Iruka said

"Your sensei is Kurenai Yuuhi"Iruka stated

"Team 10 is Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuuga, and Shikimaru Nara"Iruka said

"Your sensei is Anko Mitarash" Iruka said stunned.

Naruto decided to yell out at that point "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT PERSON IS INSANE!"

That point was proved when a beige blur busted through a window and a big sign was now on the wall that said "Team 10's Sensei the Wonderful Anko Mitarashi".

"What have I done to deserve this? Why must your hurt a little boy trying to get through this shinobi world?"said Naruto with fake tears running down his face like a river.

"Okay team 10 get your asses up and follow me ya maggots!" Anko yelled.

"How troublesome"said Shikimaru clearly annoyed by Anko's antics

"Come on Na-Naruto-kun" said Hinata as she started to walk towards her new sensei.

"WHY MUST THE YOUNG DIE YOUNG?!" yelled Naruto on the floor while the academy was dark and a spotlight was on him as he sat there crying fake tears.

"Get up!" said Anko as she kicked Naruto into the wall.

Naruto was on the floor with one hand on his chest and the other hand trying to reach for Hinata.

"Save me!!" said Naruto while Anko was dragging him outside the room.

"Come on team" said Anko as they followed her to training ground 44.

Training Ground 44

"Okay maggots get your asses over here before I drag them over here"said Anko sadistically

"Now each of you is going to wear fifty pounds of weight everywhere on your body!"Anko said while laughing.

She took out a storage scroll opened it and out came three sets of the same weights for their legs arms and chest.

"Now put them on!"Anko said ordering them.

After five minutes they all had them underneath their clothes.

With the weight on Naruto's shoulder he could only get a few words out.

"You sadistic bitch!" said Naruto pointing right at Anko

"Get ready to die maggots" Anko said as her serpent eyes glistened and twenty cobras came out of here sleeve chasing Team 10.

The whole team was running like crazy all over town jumping over carts people and on house but the snakes seemed to move as fast as them and jump higher then them.

Hinata started to slow down and she was just about to fall to the snakes before Naruto grabbed her and started to run with her on his back.

"Come on Naruto we have to move faster if we wanna survive" said Shikamaru in a hasty manner

The cobras were so close that one bit Naruto in the butt at that point the weights were nothing to Naruto.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Naruto as he was moving as fast as lee without his weights on after being bitten in the butt with Shikamaru and Hinata on his back.

Accidentally knocking Hinata out by hitting her head on a food cart and slamming Shikimaru through ten food carts while running comically through the streets.

When he had stopped they were at his apartment he walked in as fast as he could and went into his room.

He placed Hinata on the bed put Shikamaru next to the bed gave Shikimaru an ice pack and sat down next to them.

"Naruto I wanna stab you right now you crazy bastard"said Shikamaru with a headache and pain all over his body.

"Get used to this Anko is one hell of a crazy bitch with an anger problem and a lot of snakes in her sleeves and way too many tricks up her sleeve"said Naruto out of breath.

Hinata woke up to the sound of talking between Shikimaru and Naruto.

"Look Shikimaru she's alive" Naruto said as he poked her in the head with a stick.

Her response was her grabbing the stick snapping it and smacking Naruto in the head.

"Oww" Naruto said in pain.

Shikimaru laughed as he was hit but got kicked in the face when Hinata got up.

Naruto laughed at Shikimaru only to be bonked on the head with his alarm clock by Hinata.

"I thought girls weren't violent but Hinata just proved that wrong!" said Naruto

Hinata came to her sense and started to apologize to them.

"I am so sorry" said Hinata shyly

They heard the door open and hisses in the house.

"Team 10 I'm home!" said Anko not expecting to get an answer

"OH SHIT!" Naruto yelled.

The team started to run like crazy to the Hokage tower with forty cobras chasing after them.

Naruto decided to jump into the tower he grabbed Shikimaru by the neck and grabbed Hinata and put her on his back.

He added chakra to his feet and jumped as high as he could which resulted in him slamming through the window with the old hokage sitting there looking at him and his team.

"Ya maggots where are ya!" said Anko as she walked through the door into the hokage's room.

Naruto, Hinata, and Shikimaru started to shake when Anko walked into the room so they hid behind the old hokage.

"Old man you gotta help us that bitch is crazy!" said Naruto as he pointed to Anko shivering as she looked at him evilly.

The old hokage chuckled as he sat there.

"Well now whats this about?"the Hokage said wondering to know.

"She gave us at least one hundred fifty pounds on our body even her cobra's were as fast as us and jumped higher!" said Naruto out of breath.

"Well that sounds very funny indeed"said the old Hokage

"Are you fucking kidding me?! Funny?! Id it were you it wouldnt be funny at all you crazy old man!"said Naruto angrily.

"Language Naruto Language"said the Old Hokage chuckling.

"No disrespect Hokage but that bitch really is crazy!" said Shikimaru as he pointed to Anko and had a kunai whiz past his head and thunk into the Hokage's desk.

"YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT ANKO!" said Naruto as he hid behind the old hokage and used Shikimaru as a shield.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK?!" said Anko as she inched closer.

"RUN FOR IT!" Naruto yelled grabbing Shikimaru and Hinata Jumping out the window and running toward Shikimaru's house.

"Yes go to my house my mom and dad will protect us!"said Shikimaru hastily just as he was hit in the face by a random pole and his nose started bleeding.

"You dumb ass be more careful I ain't no soft plushy that cant be hurt by anything."said Shikimaru clearly annoyed.

Naruto jumped as high as he could to Shikimaru's window opening it and getting inside.

He place Hinata on the bed and dropped Shikimaru on the floor getting a groan of pain from him.

"Um I don't think you should do that Naruto-Kun you could really hurt him." said Hinata as quiet as she could be.

"He will be fine Hinata the lazy ass shouldn't be so lazy of he doesnt want to get hurt" said Naruto happily.

"You guys hungry?" said Naruto waiting for an answer.

"Cinnamon buns" said Hinata quietly

"H'm I'm not that hungry" said Shikimaru while on the floor.

"I'll be back!" said Naruto trying to imitate the Termishinobi

"Hinata your boyfriend watches to many movies" said Shikimaru on the floor

The response he got was a swift kick in the family jewels.

Naruto had gotten back in five minutes with five cinnamon buns.

"There ya go" said Naruto as he handed Hinata the buns.

"Thank you Naruto-Kun" said Hinata as she started to eat one of the buns.

In Fifteen more minutes they knew she had found them and they had to get going they stepped out of the window and on to the roof they started to run to the Hyuuga estates.

Over one hundred cobras were chasing them and they knew they couldn't stop the pain was great but it didn't stop them from failing.

They ran towards the back of the mansion jumped over the wall and went into Hinata's room

hiding from any hyuuga's.

It was perfect because there were seals on each room so other hyuuga's couldnt peek inside the room.

"Hinata if we survive... you owe me a new alarm clock." said Naruto.

"If we even survive" said Shikimaru as he sat in the corner tired.

It was already four o'clock they had been running since ten and they were ready to break down.

Here they were the first day with there sensei and they were wearing at least more then one hundred fifty pounds of weight and the only thing that kept them from falling was their chakra.

"Well if you think about it we will be stronger than any other team in no time."said Naruto cheerfully.

"Only you Naruto,Only you could find some way to appreciate sadistic training" said Shikimaru.

"Someones coming hide" said Hinata.

Both boys went for the closet and sat in there.

They looked down to see clothes everywhere then they say something they shouldn't have.

They saw Hinata's Bra's and pantie's their faces instantly turned red.

"Tell nobody about this even Hinata or we are so gonna die" said Naruto to Shikimaru.

"Got it" said Shikimaru back to Naruto.

They heard footsteps walking around the room then exiting it.

Naruto had moved and some of Hinata's clothes fell down but one thing fell into his pocket.

"Come on Shikimaru and Naruto we have to go find Anko-sensei"said Hinata quietly.

They jumped out the window walked through the garden dodging any hyuuga's and then jumped over the wall and started to walk to the training ground 44.

Training ground 44

"Anko-Sensei!"Naruto yelled as he looked for his sensei with Shikimaru and Hinata a kunai whizzed past his head as he dodged it.

"Well you guys did a good job evading my snakes you can go home now" said Anko as she started walking to her apartment.

Here Naruto,Shikimaru And Hinata were tired,hungry, and in pain and then Anko lets them off the hook and walks away all they got were twitches in there eyes.

They all walked there seperate ways.

Naruto walked into his apartment and went straight to his room.

He took of his kunai holster and his shuriken holster then he took out everything from his pockets.

He looked down to see a purple pair of panties in his hand his face went red.

Hinata

Here she was trying to find her favorite pair of panties in her closet to change into then she remembered something that made her want to kill.

Naruto and Shikimaru hid in the closet.

Shikimaru

Shikimaru was sitting down when he felt a shiver crawl up his spine.

Naruto

Naruto did not like it when shivers went up his spine it made him feellike something bad was gonna happen to him and boy was he right.

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Second chap finished and I made it a whopping 10 pages long in my eyes thats long Every chap I try to publish ill try to make it longer then the one before even if by one page though the last chap was only six pages 4 page improvement hurray for me! Now if you want more free cookies or another chap just hit the button in the corner that says review!